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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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Recidivism says


Recidivism says


Lono says

what a nerd game


He's got a pretty good sense of humor. Don't yuck other people's yums dude, I think it's whimsical and amusing.


Now I work on reviving my good friend thecolonel who is a very sweet boy and very much deserves a loving wife.


He is already alive, buried to his neck in mulch, and in Connecticut.
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JeffreyAaron says

I wire money to Usagichan in Dodge City so she can get a Greyhound ride to Indianapolis


Her debit card is now at $20.00.
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Recidivism says


Lono says

what a nerd game


He's got a pretty good sense of humor. Don't yuck other people's yums dude, I think it's whimsical and amusing.


Now I work on reviving my good friend thecolonel who is a very sweet boy and very much deserves a loving wife.
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Lono says

what a nerd game


He's got a pretty good sense of humor. Don't yuck other people's yums dude, I think it's whimsical and amusing.
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I wire money to Usagichan in Dodge City so she can get a Greyhound ride to Indianapolis
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Butts says


Kitt says


Butts says


Kitt says

i go to the centre


You find yourself in the center of a field. You cannot help but feel this action was pointless.


i go to the centre of the crab nebula


You go from being in the center of a field and into the sun, quicker than the speed of light. Let's just say doing this causes you to die immidiately.


i give up and have a wank
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usagichan says

did i find it


I mean, you're in kansas. You passed out after dying as sweetnkind, so I guess you're still in Kansas.
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did i find it
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thecolonel says


Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.


he prayed i would come too please


You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.
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Lono says

what a nerd game


: ( I'm just trying to have fun
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Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]


Do you drink?


Yes I drink my bloody mary


You pass out. You wake up in southernmost california with no clothes on.
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Butts says


lilac says


Butts says


lilac says


Butts says


lilac says

how do i do that??


any way possible



ok i go south towards the main road, and stop one of the cars passing by


the car stops, the man inside says hello and if you needed a lift


i tell him that im not interested and wait for a female driver to stop


He nods, and makes his leave. -1 Charisma +1 feminism


i call my mum to pick me up and take me there
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Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.


he prayed i would come too please
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what a nerd game
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Butts says


Recidivism says

Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]


Do you drink?


Yes I drink my bloody mary
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shadowstorm says


Butts says


shadowstorm says

(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.


This is a good choice, what next?


After strategically covering my foot with a napkin so that nobody can see what I'm doing (I'm sitting at a table), I attempt to fix my toenail, or at least soothe the pain.


The pain is intense and gross. There's blood and puss everywhere on the napkin. On the bright side, your toe is no longer infected.
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Recidivism says

Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]


Do you drink?
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Butts says


shadowstorm says

(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.


This is a good choice, what next?


After strategically covering my foot with a napkin so that nobody can see what I'm doing (I'm sitting at a table), I attempt to fix my toenail, or at least soothe the pain.
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Nice, I find a bloody mary.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."[1]
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ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.
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shadowstorm says

(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.


This is a good choice, what next?
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sweetnkind says

he gets on my back and i fly him there with my angel wings


You are dead.
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Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I go to Dr. Krieger to bring back my friends Sweenkind and Thecolonel. This life is nothing without them. To me, they are the center of the crab nebula.


On your way to Dr. Krieger, you realize that he is extremely far away, thus, you cannot make it.


I pray to the gods to revive thecolonel and sweetkind. I use all of my turns to try to revive them until it works out.


You are dead after your 5,503rd attempt.
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jecca says


Butts says


usagichan says

i got so lit i actually turned into sweetnkind and can now fly


God F*CKING DAMNIT. Nonchalantly you are sweetnkind but not dead but sweetnkind is dead so you're just high and doing high things whatever yada-yada


surprise we were the same person the whole time


you have a bad trip. You are dying just as sweetnkind had.
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(lol)

I eat the pizza and drink about 1/4 of the bottle of water, saving the rest for later.