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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.


he prayed i would come too please


You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.


i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out


You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength


i flex my strength muscles
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XXNicoleXX says

okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car


You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.
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okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car
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usagichan says

im okay with that. can i eat the beans as well


You open your jaw wide like a f*cking whale shark and chomp the can of beans in two. Then, holding the other half, you eat both the can and beans. +1 Metallic farts.
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Nicol says

oh can i eat those beans pls
edit: i give one bean to the petrol man 1st to avoid poisoning


There are no poison in these beans. You may eat the beans.
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im okay with that. can i eat the beans as well
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oh can i eat those beans pls
edit: i give one bean to the petrol man 1st to avoid poisoning
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Butts says

ATTENTION: EVERYONE ALIVE RECEIVES A CAREPACKAGE. INSIDE THERE IS A BOTTLE OF WATER AND A CAN OF BEANS.


recap
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XXNicoleXX says


Butts says


Nicol says


Butts says


Nicol says

how do i get money?


You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)


omg give me some food pls


This is the only gift I can procure for now


do i eat the food or have i already


Well I gave a carepackage to everyone but I guess you all missed it
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usagichan says


JeffreyAaron says

Usagi and I go pan handle for more money at the Indianapolis Speedway.


We found 8 Million Dollars!


God takes 7.98567 million dollars from you
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Butts says


Nicol says


Butts says


Nicol says

how do i get money?


You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)


omg give me some food pls


This is the only gift I can procure for now


do i eat the food or have i already
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WOW!!!
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JeffreyAaron says

Usagi and I go pan handle for more money at the Indianapolis Speedway.


We found 8 Million Dollars!
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Usagi and I go pan handle for more money at the Indianapolis Speedway.
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sammy says

Protagonist:
==> Drop dead. You have failed in making it to Crab Nebula.


You are dead.
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Protagonist:
==> Drop dead. You have failed in making it to Crab Nebula.
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Nicol says


Butts says


Nicol says

how do i get money?


You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)


omg give me some food pls


This is the only gift I can procure for now
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Butts says


Nicol says

how do i get money?


You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)


omg give me some food pls
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JeffreyAaron says

I pray to God for answers.


*Phone rings in my office* Oh for the love of- *picks up the phone* Helloooo this is God speaking
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I pray to God for answers.
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JeffreyAaron says

I tell Messier that I plan to spread the word about his findings I just need some information from him on how to reach it.


He does not know the answer to these questions. He recommends asking God.
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I tell Messier that I plan to spread the word about his findings I just need some information from him on how to reach it.
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JeffreyAaron says

Usagichan and I find the information of a local medium and head to their house and speak with Messier from the grave.


Messier is not in the mood for talking. He is looking for comets!
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Forrest says


Butts says


Forrest says

I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.


+1 Intelligence You spawn in with a Book of mathematics, a dunce cap, and a huge pair of testicles for annoying God.


Thanks, but I'm just an observer! You may keep your dunce cap

: - V


You grow a larger pair of balls that engulf your body! You are now dead.
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Butts says


Forrest says

I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.


+1 Intelligence You spawn in with a Book of mathematics, a dunce cap, and a huge pair of testicles for annoying God.


Thanks, but I'm just an observer! You may keep your dunce cap

: - V