Epicmafia

To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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Memeryga says

Wake up at the coordinates, grab my , wank it,

You are in the center of a field, you wank it.

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Recidivism says

I go to a science place and threaten them with my crowtoe if they don't beam me and sweetnkind and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely

They assure you travel that quickly would kill you all instantly.

Memeryga

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Wake up at the coordinates, grab my , wank it,

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i give the science place my nickel as a tip

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I go to a science place and threaten them with my crowtoe if they don't beam me and sweetnkind and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely

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Recidivism says

When I get to the crab nebula I'm going to wage war, they'll never have seen a technology like the crowtoe

You have surpassed metal gear.

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Recidivism says

When I get to the crab nebula I'm going to wage war, they'll never have seen a technology like the crowtoe

The inhabitants of the crab toes have never seen or heard of the likes of you. You are a manbabe at this point.

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When I get to the crab nebula I'm going to wage war, they'll never have seen a technology like the crowtoe

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thecolonel says

Butts says

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ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.

he prayed i would come too please

You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.

i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out

You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength

i flex my strength muscles

yep.

I try to fflex hard enough for the crab nebula inhabitants looking at earth to be impressed and bring me on a spaceship to study me

The pulsar winks at you, but does not attempt any such thing.

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Epic

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Recidivism says

I use my crowbar to remove my ingrown toenail.

This is effective but it slips under your entire toenail and rips it all off. your crowbar has fused with your bones. You now have "crowtoe", and can knock people out by swinging your enormous big toe around +3 strength

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Jabzz says

Butts says

Jabzz says

I walk east and north until I reach a house just off of 106 RD.

You reach the house.

I find a toenail clipper and cut the ingrown toenail.

I make up what you find and what you do not find
this is how god works.

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sweetnkind says

I look around

You can't see much but you found a nickel.

thecolonel

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Butts says

thecolonel says

Butts says

thecolonel says

Butts says

thecolonel says

Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.

he prayed i would come too please

You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.

i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out

You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength

i flex my strength muscles

yep.

I try to fflex hard enough for the crab nebula inhabitants looking at earth to be impressed and bring me on a spaceship to study me

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Jabzz says

Recidivism says

I use my crowbar to remove my ingrown toenail.

What I should have done

Idk man I've been trying really hard to find the center of the crab nebula but all I've managed to do is bang some hos and use necromancy to bring back my dead friends.

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Recidivism says

I use my crowbar to remove my ingrown toenail.

What I should have done

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I use my crowbar to remove my ingrown toenail.

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Butts says

Jabzz says

I walk east and north until I reach a house just off of 106 RD.

You reach the house.

I find a toenail clipper and cut the ingrown toenail.

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I look around

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XXNicoleXX says

Butts says

Heres a hint. Look around and examine your surroundings every once in a while

/me looks around and examines my surroundings, also i look for ways to take a car

you see a pipe, a gum wrapper, a cigarette, and a dumpster