Epicmafia

To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

Usagichan and I find the information of a local medium and head to their house and speak with Messier from the grave.

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JeffreyAaron says

What did we learn in our google search about the Crab Nebula?

Here we go.
You read
"The Crab Nebula is a Supernova remnant of a star. In its center lies a pulsar. It is extremely far away and is this first discovery of Messier. Nicknamed M1." She hands you a notecard with the location of M1 with a number at the bottom.
"Right ascension 05h 34m 31.94s
Declination +22° 00′ 52.2″
Distance 6500±1600 ly (2000±500 pc)
Apparent magnitude (V) +8.4
Apparent dimensions (V) 420″ × 290″".

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

Got it.

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JeffreyAaron says

Forrest, he said she already has a dollar. So 7 quarters plus her dollar is 2.75

(I changed it)

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

Forrest, he said she already has a dollar. So 7 quarters plus her dollar is 2.75

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

What did we learn in our google search about the Crab Nebula?

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Forrest says

I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.

+1 Intelligence You spawn in with a Book of mathematics, a dunce cap, and a huge pair of testicles for annoying God.

deletedalmost 8 years

I've been following this story quite closely and was really getting immersed into it for some time due to how realistic it is, but this faulty math is quite jarring and has swept me out of the storytelling experience entirely.

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thecolonel says

Butts says

thecolonel says

Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.

he prayed i would come too please

You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.

i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out

You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength

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Forrest says

7 quarters is $1.75

Leave me alone God has a lot of priorities

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usagichan says

JeffreyAaron says

I go to the library to research how to get to the crab nebula

i follow along bc im too high to think for myself

you're still in kansas but I'll give you a break. You ride the bus to indianapolis and do that thing.

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7 quarters is $1.75

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Nicol says

how do i get money?

You find 7 quarters on the ground. Thank God. You have $2.75. (enough to buy one item)

jess

almost 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

I go to the library to research how to get to the crab nebula

i follow along bc im too high to think for myself

thecolonel

almost 8 years

Butts says

thecolonel says

Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.

he prayed i would come too please

You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.

i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out

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Butts says

Lono says

what a nerd game

: ( I'm just trying to have fun

im just joking man, you do you, don't care what anyone has to say about it, as long as you're having fun

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

I go to the library to research how to get to the crab nebula

Nicol

almost 8 years

how do i get money?

Nicol

almost 8 years

Butts says

Nicol says

Butts says

Nicol says

Butts says

XXNicoleXX says

am i at the place yet?

You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.

i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc

I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.

what can i do with a dollar

Well most things cost A dollar plus tax or more

ugh america pls

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Nicol says

Butts says

Nicol says

Butts says

XXNicoleXX says

am i at the place yet?

You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.

i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc

I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.

what can i do with a dollar

Well most things cost A dollar plus tax or more

Nicol

almost 8 years

Butts says

Nicol says

Butts says

XXNicoleXX says

am i at the place yet?

You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.

i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc

I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.

what can i do with a dollar

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Nicol says

Butts says

XXNicoleXX says

am i at the place yet?

You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.

i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc

I hate to break it to you, but a dollar isn't gonna get you food in the U.S. : ( You use the bathroom.

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Recidivism says

I put an add in the classifieds on thecolonel's behalf seeking a wife for him

There is a listing up. There is a woman looking for a husband on there almost immediately. The picture of the woman is beautiful and she is curvy and thicc

Nicol

almost 8 years

Butts says

XXNicoleXX says

am i at the place yet?

You are at washington. You are starving. You fell asleep in the car. The people have stolen your money and phone. You are dizzy and in a gas station bathroom. They left you with a dollar.

i dunno what i can buy in usd but i'll buy food with that dollar at the gas station shop thingy and i'll use the bathroom ofc

deletedalmost 8 years

I put an add in the classifieds on thecolonel's behalf seeking a wife for him