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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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if you'd let me GET THERE i was spending the next day at the library on 10th street getting a bus ride for USAGICHAN with money that roman was gonna GIVE ME
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I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.


Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.


The megaSTD's are single celled organisms and feel no remorse towards the death of sweetnkind.


Okay well I bleach the living heck out of her body and then have Dr. Krieger make her a super cyborg pal of mine


"There is no hope in rescuing sweetnkind" exlaims the doctor.


I am Sterling Archer, I find a way.
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JeffreyAaron says

I used to live in Indianapolis so I am HAPPY TO BE HERE. I walk down 16th street onto the west side and go by my friend Roman's house for dinner and to stay the night.


Wow, what a jerk, showing no remorse for leaving usagichan in Kansas alone. You should be ashamed. YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PRIVILEGE TO RECEIVE CAREPACKAGES
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Recidivism says


Butts says


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Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.


Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.


The megaSTD's are single celled organisms and feel no remorse towards the death of sweetnkind.


Okay well I bleach the living heck out of her body and then have Dr. Krieger make her a super cyborg pal of mine


"There is no hope in rescuing sweetnkind" exlaims the doctor.
almost 8 years
I used to live in Indianapolis so I am HAPPY TO BE HERE. I walk down 16th street onto the west side and go by my friend Roman's house for dinner and to stay the night.
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Butts says


Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.


Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.


The megaSTD's are single celled organisms and feel no remorse towards the death of sweetnkind.


Okay well I bleach the living heck out of her body and then have Dr. Krieger make her a super cyborg pal of mine
deletedalmost 8 years

Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.


Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.


The megaSTD's are single celled organisms and feel no remorse towards the death of sweetnkind.
deletedalmost 8 years

Butts says


Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.


Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.
deletedalmost 8 years

Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.
deletedalmost 8 years

Butts says


Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.
deletedalmost 8 years

Recidivism says

I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.
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JeffreyAaron says

I tell him I would like to head to Indianapolis.


Well, you convinced him. You clean the bus for about 4-5 hours and then nap on the bus. The bus takes quite a few turns and you are passed out for the majority of the time. You wake up in Indianapolis. There is one problem. You forgot usagichan in Dodge City. Welcome to Indianapolis, dummy. -1 Smarts
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I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind
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imm sshhackking andn crryrign ,,, i jjsust waannted to playy a ggame off forurm maffiai....,,,.
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I tell him I would like to head to Indianapolis.
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JeffreyAaron says

We spot a Greyhound Bus not too far off in the distance and ask the driver if we can clean the bus for a free ride out of Dodge.


He asks where you plan on heading
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We spot a Greyhound Bus not too far off in the distance and ask the driver if we can clean the bus for a free ride out of Dodge.
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JeffreyAaron says

Did the cops donate any money to me?


Negative. You have all of your money, minus the bit you stole.
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sweetnkind says

lmao wow nice edit. trying to make it look like i posted IC


I screenshotted both in case you want to try something like it again. Please refrain from this. Also, I'm revoking your ghost powers.
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Did the cops donate any money to me?
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lmao wow nice edit. trying to make it look like i posted IC
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JeffreyAaron says


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Usagichan and I walk around town collecting money from fountains of water and by asking people if they can donate to our Crab Nebula fund.


Oh snap it's the five-o! They had a call in about two people collecting water from fountains. Police cars are approaching from down the street.


What's wrong with collecting water from fountains?

We let ourselves be taken in and explain we needed money because we are broke and I have a really bad hangnail that I needed to be removed.


The cops let you leave with a clean record, but suggest you do not steal from fountains. You are outside Dodge City County Jail
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sweetnkind says


i found it


Please remove this.
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Butts says


JeffreyAaron says

Usagichan and I walk around town collecting money from fountains of water and by asking people if they can donate to our Crab Nebula fund.


Oh snap it's the five-o! They had a call in about two people collecting water from fountains. Police cars are approaching from down the street.


What's wrong with collecting water from fountains?

We let ourselves be taken in and explain we needed money because we are broke and I have a really bad hangnail that I needed to be removed.