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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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double bump
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roller bump
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The decepticon punches it's metallic [REDACTED] straight through your helmet. All pressure is lost and your blood boils under your skin. You are dead.
Memeryga
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suck the decepticon's
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Memeryga says

pull out ham and cheese sandwich that mother made for me and tell the decepticon ill suck his and he can have the sandwich if he takes me to the crab nebula


You rip a hole in your space suit by forgetting you're wearing a space suit in the first place. The sandwich is ruined. The pressure is intense and nearly killed you, luckily your fat stopped the leak of air. -1 air +1 need to pee +1 fear
Memeryga
almost 8 years
pull out ham and cheese sandwich that mother made for me and tell the decepticon ill suck his and he can have the sandwich if he takes me to the crab nebula
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Memeryga says

Tell the transformer that the Allstar cube thingy whatever is located in the center of the crab nebula


The decepticon throws you in the opposite direction back towards earth and laughs maniacally as you fall
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Recidivism says

I use my ridiculously high luck, charisma, and strength to beam me, sweetnkind, and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely like Scottie.


Your manly crows feet jet you forward and through the roof, knocking sweetnkind unconscious, and colonel is still in connecticut loafing around. You are heading straight up.
Memeryga
almost 8 years
Tell the transformer that the Allstar cube thingy whatever is located in the center of the crab nebula
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I use my ridiculously high luck, charisma, and strength to beam me, sweetnkind, and thecolonel up to the crab nebula safely like Scottie.
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Memeryga says

put on space suit conveniently located in glove box


well, you have multiple fractured bones and a deformed face but you made it into space and out of earths orbit, you're heading somewhere.
Memeryga
almost 8 years
put on space suit conveniently located in glove box
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Butts says


Memeryga says

stop firing the uzi and plainly explain to the transformer that i didnt mean to shoot it i only wanted to shoot the driver. apologize for my misdeeds and posit the blanket statement that the driver was a douche anyways


The transformer says that it's a decepticon and doesn't give a sh*t and pildrives you into space

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Memeryga says

stop firing the uzi and plainly explain to the transformer that i didnt mean to shoot it i only wanted to shoot the driver. apologize for my misdeeds and posit the blanket statement that the driver was a douche anyways


The transformer says that it's a decepticon and doesn't give a sh*t and piledrives you into space
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thecolonel says

why am i in connecticut


That's where you were resurrected
Memeryga
almost 8 years
stop firing the uzi and plainly explain to the transformer that i didnt mean to shoot it i only wanted to shoot the driver. apologize for my misdeeds and posit the blanket statement that the driver was a douche anyways
thecolonel
almost 8 years
connecticut is spelled funny
thecolonel
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why am i in connecticut
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thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says

how far am i from the allen telescope array


The array is situated at the Hat Creek Radio Observatory, 290 miles (470 km) northeast of San Francisco, California.


how far is that from me


You are in Connecticut.
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I'm not accepting anymore answers for the vignette rabbit answerthon
thecolonel
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Butts says


thecolonel says

how far am i from the allen telescope array


The array is situated at the Hat Creek Radio Observatory, 290 miles (470 km) northeast of San Francisco, California.


how far is that from me
thecolonel
almost 8 years
the rabbit is wrapped around me as a macgyver fleshlight
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Butts says

Time is up for the big fun time game time shenanigans and the poll has begun. Where is the rabbit? You answered. In my stomach, and there's a shitload of rabbits so it's hard to tell. The correct answer is... The rabbit is hiding because you didn't see it. Both of you saw it, but only one of you technically claimed to have seen it. Recidivism wins under the pretense that he didn't really eat a rabbit for dinner. +30 luck +20 charisma +10 strength +2/10 Crowtoe You know have crows feet from being awake for too goddamn long.


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thecolonel says

how far am i from the allen telescope array


The array is situated at the Hat Creek Radio Observatory, 290 miles (470 km) northeast of San Francisco, California.
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the rabbit is skinned in my basement