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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)


You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

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Recidivism says


Butts says


Recidivism says

I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City


You find a crowbar.


Is there an actual way to find the center of the crab nebula?


Yes.
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I walk east and north until I reach a house just off of 106 RD.
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I look around and examine my surroundings.
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Butts says


Recidivism says

I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City


You find a crowbar.


Is there an actual way to find the center of the crab nebula?
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Recidivism says

I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City


You find a crowbar.
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I look around and examine my surroundings, I think I am in Dodge City
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Heres a hint. Look around and examine your surroundings every once in a while
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i too am running out of ideas aka i never had any to begin with
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Okay well I guess I post my coordinates I found on google and hope someone knows something? Running out of ideas here.
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sweetnkind says

can u tell me what my options are or if i was given anything after i was resurrected


You have beens, you're just a regular person.
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can u tell me what my options are or if i was given anything after i was resurrected
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JeffreyAaron says

"Help Jeff Make It Into Space!"


The gofundme was shut down by the gofundme legal team because your target goal exceeded $250,000.00
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Nicol says


Butts says


Nicol says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says

okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car


You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.


I ATE THE BEANS PLS


you ate the beans.


do i have the car am i driving away is anyone chasing me?


No, no, no. Gotta figure out how to steal it first
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thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says


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Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.


he prayed i would come too please


You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.


i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out


You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength


i flex my strength muscles


yep.


j summon the crab nebulus teleporter


n/a Null.
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Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.


he prayed i would come too please


You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.


i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out


You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength


i flex my strength muscles


yep.


j summon the crab nebulus teleporter
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Butts says


Nicol says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says

okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car


You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.


I ATE THE BEANS PLS


you ate the beans.


do i have the car am i driving away is anyone chasing me?
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Everyone in Indy loves me.
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"Help Jeff Make It Into Space!"
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JeffreyAaron says

I have lots of friends in Indianapolis to raise money from. I start by calling my friend Idsiaris and ask her to start a Gofundme account and share it on her Facebook.


What is the title?
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I have lots of friends in Indianapolis to raise money from. I start by calling my friend Idsiaris and ask her to start a Gofundme account and share it on her Facebook.
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JeffreyAaron says

Usagichan and I hop on a Greyhound bus and head towards Kennedy Space Center, FL.


The both of you do not have enough money to get to Florida.
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Nicol says


Butts says


XXNicoleXX says

okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car


You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.


I ATE THE BEANS PLS


you ate the beans.
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thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says


thecolonel says


Butts says

ATTENTION: Players Recidivism and sweetnkind have been revived due to an act of God himself. Recidivism's prayers have been answered. No wings and no robot tho.


he prayed i would come too please


You're alive but buried up to your neck in mulch in Connecticut.


i say looks like theres only one way out of this mess and i eat the mulch and climb out


You are filled with mulch. Gross and... ouch. +1 Strength


i flex my strength muscles


yep.
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Usagichan and I hop on a Greyhound bus and head towards Kennedy Space Center, FL.
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Butts says


XXNicoleXX says

okay im gonna risk it, im gonna try and steal a car


You decide not to eat the beans and head straight for a car.... okay.


I ATE THE BEANS PLS