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To the center

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The object of this game is to get to the center of the Crab Nebula. You may use any means necessary. This will be difficult as you must choose how to get to the center of the crab nebula without fail. In other words, do anything that wont get you killed. For example, if you find a bear cave and choose to enter the cave, you more than likely will perish. You may only do one action at a time, I.E. "Walk to the supermarket" Will put your character inside of a supermarket nearest to you, unless of course there isn't one by. Don't forget, you're susceptible to any legality issues, and death is permanent (Unless you find a cure to it!)

You start in a field located 37.786233 Latitude, -100.119627 Longitude, Fairview, Kansas. To your North, the direction you face, there is a road. Behind you, to the South, and about 2 miles away, there is a main road (10534 US-400). It is approx. 12:38 PM, and traffic averages 3 cars/hour. You are hungry and thirsty. You must urinate. You are a scientific genius who has facial hair and an ingrown toenail that can affect the way you walk later on. What do you do?

deletedalmost 8 years

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I go to Dr. Krieger to bring back my friends Sweenkind and Thecolonel. This life is nothing without them. To me, they are the center of the crab nebula.


On your way to Dr. Krieger, you realize that he is extremely far away, thus, you cannot make it.


I pray to the gods to revive thecolonel and sweetkind. I use all of my turns to try to revive them until it works out.
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he gets on my back and i fly him there with my angel wings
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Recidivism says

I go to Dr. Krieger to bring back my friends Sweenkind and Thecolonel. This life is nothing without them. To me, they are the center of the crab nebula.


On your way to Dr. Krieger, you realize that he is extremely far away, thus, you cannot make it.
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usagichan says

i got so lit i actually turned into sweetnkind and can now fly


God F*CKING DAMNIT. Nonchalantly you are sweetnkind but not dead but sweetnkind is dead so you're just high and doing high things whatever yada-yada


surprise we were the same person the whole time
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attempt to find a public bathroom


You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.


trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom


You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.


use the bathroom


You pee and poop. This is a win-win.


I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense


You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.


I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.


A car approaches.


I stick out my thumb.


Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear


(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.


You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity


I rush out of the farm and head towards the main road to try to find somewhere to eat.


You can see road, as well as the field you came from nearby.


I cross the road. I'm in the mood for pizza, so I walk along the road, looking out for a pizza place.

edit: btw don't forget to add me to the roster


(added) You find a pizza hut. Continue walking?


Although I don't really like Pizza Hut, I decide to enter anyway because I'm still very hungry. I order a slice of pizza and a bottle of water.


You receive the items. you have $4.20 left (lol)
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I go to Dr. Krieger to bring back my friends Sweenkind and Thecolonel. This life is nothing without them. To me, they are the center of the crab nebula.
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thecolonel says

can i be revised too


No comment.
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I head to the local mormon church (the one by the Indianapolis Zoo) and meet up with the mormon missionaries to ask about their beliefs regarding the crab nebula.





They believe that you are satanic, and kick you out immediately.
thecolonel
almost 8 years
can i be revised too
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usagichan says

i got so lit i actually turned into sweetnkind and can now fly


God F*CKING DAMNIT. Nonchalantly you are sweetnkind but not dead but sweetnkind is dead so you're just high and doing high things whatever yada-yada
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attempt to find a public bathroom


You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.


trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom


You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.


use the bathroom


You pee and poop. This is a win-win.


I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense


You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.


I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.


A car approaches.


I stick out my thumb.


Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear


(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.


You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity


I rush out of the farm and head towards the main road to try to find somewhere to eat.


You can see road, as well as the field you came from nearby.


I cross the road. I'm in the mood for pizza, so I walk along the road, looking out for a pizza place.

edit: btw don't forget to add me to the roster


(added) You find a pizza hut. Continue walking?


Although I don't really like Pizza Hut, I decide to enter anyway because I'm still very hungry. I order a slice of pizza and a bottle of water.
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

I head to the local mormon church (the one by the Indianapolis Zoo) and meet up with the mormon missionaries to ask about their beliefs regarding the crab nebula.

jess
almost 8 years
i got so lit i actually turned into sweetnkind and can now fly
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attempt to find a public bathroom


You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.


trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom


You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.


use the bathroom


You pee and poop. This is a win-win.


I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense


You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.


I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.


A car approaches.


I stick out my thumb.


Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear


(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.


You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity


I rush out of the farm and head towards the main road to try to find somewhere to eat.


You can see road, as well as the field you came from nearby.


I cross the road. I'm in the mood for pizza, so I walk along the road, looking out for a pizza place.

edit: btw don't forget to add me to the roster


(added) You find a pizza hut. Continue walking?
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Recidivism says

We feel sorry that we broke the sign and then go try to find the guys who faked the moon landing to learn about the crab nebula or find a rocket


They're no where to be found. sweetnkind is a dead robot, too. the impact from the Hollyweed sign on the mountain lodged her into the center of the earth. She is literally dead. Goodbye.
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almost 8 years

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attempt to find a public bathroom


You are in the middle of a field. You decide to walk to the nearest house you see. It's a private farm.


trespass and break into the farm and search for a bathroom


You find the bathroom. Luckily, the owners are not home.


use the bathroom


You pee and poop. This is a win-win.


I finish up with the bathroom (wash hands, etc) and walk out, looking around for something I could use later on for self-defense


You find a rusty shovel outside of the house.


I pick up the shovel and get off of the property. I then wait on the side of the road for a bit to see if a car is coming.


A car approaches.


I stick out my thumb.


Your thumb is accepted by the driver, who cuts it off as they pass you. +1 Bleeding +1 Fear


(woah)
I rush back into the farm and wrap a ton of toilet paper around my thumb.


You are now bandaged. -1 Bleeding -1 Sanity


I rush out of the farm and head towards the main road to try to find somewhere to eat.


You can see road, as well as the field you came from nearby.


I cross the road. I'm in the mood for pizza, so I walk along the road, looking out for a pizza place.

edit: btw don't forget to add me to the roster
deletedalmost 8 years
We feel sorry that we broke the sign and then go try to find the guys who faked the moon landing to learn about the crab nebula or find a rocket
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I ask sweetnkind to take me to the coordinates I found using her super cyborg jetpacks she got


sweetnkind is not able to get through earth's atmosphere, let alone anywhere in the galaxy. you can; however, fly somewhere on earth.


We fly to the Chinese space program


You fly superfast to china, only issue is, she quickly runs dry of fuel and you crash into the Hollyweed sign, breaking through the two e's. You have defaced an enormous sign, how dare you.
deletedalmost 8 years

Butts says


Recidivism says

I ask sweetnkind to take me to the coordinates I found using her super cyborg jetpacks she got


sweetnkind is not able to get through earth's atmosphere, let alone anywhere in the galaxy. you can; however, fly somewhere on earth.


We fly to the Chinese space program
deletedalmost 8 years

Recidivism says

I ask sweetnkind to take me to the coordinates I found using her super cyborg jetpacks she got


sweetnkind is not able to get through earth's atmosphere, let alone anywhere in the galaxy. you can; however, fly somewhere on earth.
deletedalmost 8 years

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i go to the centre


You find yourself in the center of a field. You cannot help but feel this action was pointless.


i go to the centre of the crab nebula


You go from being in the center of a field and into the sun, quicker than the speed of light. Let's just say doing this causes you to die immidiately.
deletedalmost 8 years
I ask sweetnkind to take me to the coordinates I found using her super cyborg jetpacks she got
JeffreyAaron
almost 8 years
I head to the local mormon church (the one by the Indianapolis Zoo) and meet up with the mormon missionaries to ask about their beliefs regarding the crab nebula.
Kitt
almost 8 years

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i go to the centre


You find yourself in the center of a field. You cannot help but feel this action was pointless.


i go to the centre of the crab nebula
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I use necromancy to revive sweetnkind


The Gods forbid this.


I call my scientist friend Dr. Krieger and using my charisma, convince him to revive sweetnkind as a super cyborg.


Sweetnkind is infected with megaSTD's and is unable to become a super cyborg.


Using my charisma, I convince the megaSTD's to leave sweetnkind alone and move into a petri dish instead.


The megaSTD's are single celled organisms and feel no remorse towards the death of sweetnkind.


Okay well I bleach the living heck out of her body and then have Dr. Krieger make her a super cyborg pal of mine


"There is no hope in rescuing sweetnkind" exlaims the doctor.


I am Sterling Archer, I find a way.



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bleep blorp beep beep


God f*cking damnit.