I like hair conditioner. I like big butts. I like playing mafia. I like mom's spaghetti (if it's ready).

Guise test(s):

• Ask me anything about Basketball

• Ask me anything about the following shows: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, LOST, The Sopranos, The Shield, Game of Thrones

If I don't answer these questions in the span of 25-30 seconds then chances are I'm guised. Either that or i'm too busy tickling my asscrack.