ill take the 1 day in the basement to 3 months in the closet any day... u know whats really fked up. my two friends irl who are dating call me sloth from the goonies and their child who they keep chained in the basement. you essentially did the same thing without knowing any of that
listen mom, i could handle it when you showed up to the 6th grade dance with a spare pair of underwear for me unannounced. i could handle it when you told me hood wasn't my real dad. i could handle it when you ate the last pudding cup i'd been saving and specifically told you not to eat. i could handle it when you forgot to pick me up after soccer practice when it rained and didn't get me till 11pm. i could handle it when u chose art as the favorite child. but this? publicly embarrassing me on epicmafia.com? this, i can't handle. this? we're done. we're done mom... have a happy fuggin mothers day
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haha i guess u and hood do [69 joke censored for kids]
I feel so HAPPY and ON TOP OF THE WORLD sometimes, When I think of you each night and day, And when I see you, I see HEART EYES EMOJI, I love you more than words can say...
You're so COOL! This love is CRAZY! I can't resist your PINEAPPLES, it's true! The WINGS and FEATHERS fade into shadows... I am absolutely crazy for you!
Your soul is BEAUTIFUL; your heart is LOVING, And my heart is truly in your hands. I could SPRINT and RUN 'til life was done, But YOU are the focus of my plans.
This PASSIONATE HAPPINESS is COOL my love, And for you, FURANSU, I thank Heaven above.
All my love, HOOD x
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h-hot.
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i agree
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Wait if the bird is a pineapple and it's eating pineapple out of a pineapple does that make it a cannibal? I hope you have a good day!
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u get the artic super friendship package, way better than the artic best friend package!
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Ok, tysm 4 clearing that up! trying to figure out how birdapple works, that has got to be the coolest combo i've ever heard of!
