Karkat

I'M BACK ASSHOLES.
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A PIT OF FUCKING LAVA
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I AM KARKAT VANTAS. NO, I AM NOT FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE. I'M AS FUCKING DEAD AS ERIDAN AFTER KANAYA GAVE HIM A BETTER HALF. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO BESIDES SIT AROUND IN THIS DREAM BUBBLE, SO I DECIDED TO BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO BESTOW UPON YOU MY GLORY. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I TALK IN ALL CAPS AND GREY TEXT. I CAN BE RUDE. I CAN BE VULGAR. GET OVER IT. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Questions

over 11 years
Are you mad that I didn't tell you I could see again?
NO.

Achievements

8 / 20Super Sleuth!
4 / 20Do No Harm
4 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
2 / 10I'm Batman.
2 / 15Knight Devout
deletedalmost 10 years
i mean the username "karkat", my bad
almost 10 years
So who'd you kill for the username? Or did you sell your soul to Hussie for it?
deletedalmost 10 years
i think i owned karkat at one point, i dont remember
over 11 years
yo karkat i got all the money i need to get into your stupid factory. you should also send me your background image cause its fucking awesome
over 11 years
IS ANYONE GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I ALREADY FUCKING REPLIED TO THIS LUBU ASSHOLE ON HIS PROFILE? OR IS EVERYONE GOING TO KEEP TELLING ME THAT I WAS TOLD OFF WITHOUT BOTHERING TO CHECK LUBU'S PROFILE FOR MY REPLY FIRST? GOD.
deletedover 11 years
you're getting told by a little commie
over 11 years
:33 < wow karkitty lu bu just told your ass hard are you going to let that shit fly???
over 11 years
NICE TRY, BUT OGRES AND IMPS DON'T EVEN EXIST. EVERYONE COWERS IN FEAR WHEN THEY HEAR OF THE MIGHTY LU BU ENTERING THE BATTLEFIELD ON HIS RED HARE. I HAVE BESTED SOME OF CHINA'S MOST RENOWNED WARRIORS IN COMBAT - INCLUDING YUAN SHO AND MOTHER FUCKING CAO CAO. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 5FT TALL 100LBS? NO OFFENSE NIGGA BUT I COULD TRAMPLE YOU IN UNDER A SECOND. IMMORTAL TIME TRAVELLING MONSTER? I'VE LITERALLY SERVED UNDER ONE (BEFORE I BACKSTABBED HIM WITH MY NIGGA SUN JIAN). I'VE BEEN BEATEN BY A GOD ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AFTER BEING FORCED TO WANDER TIME (AND WATCH MY WIFE DIE MULTIPLE TIMES). NIGGA WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HARDSHIPS? NOTHING. NOW FLY AWAY, YOU DRIVELING GNAT.
over 11 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
over 11 years
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M -THE- FLYING GENERAL OF CHINA, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS BACKSTABBINGS OF ALL THREE KINGDOMS, AND I HAVE OVER 3,000 CONFIRMED KILLS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PIG (LIKE DONG ZHUO). YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THESE PIGEON CARRIERS? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER.
over 11 years
NIGGA, I'VE TALKED LIKE THIS SINCE LIKE.... 189. WHEN I STARTED BECOMING FAMOUS.
over 11 years
ANOTHER COPYCAT? WOW. LU BU'S INFLUENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
deletedover 11 years
Okay I'm ready for the grand finale.
over 11 years
IT FEELS PRETTY GREAT BEING THE UNIFIER OF ALL THE TROLLS AND SHIT.
I AM SUCH A GREAT FUCKING LEADER.
over 11 years
almost 12 years
oH MY GOD