I AM KARKAT VANTAS. NO, I AM NOT FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE. I'M AS FUCKING DEAD AS ERIDAN AFTER KANAYA GAVE HIM A BETTER HALF. I NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO BESIDES SIT AROUND IN THIS DREAM BUBBLE, SO I DECIDED TO BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO BESTOW UPON YOU MY GLORY. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I TALK IN ALL CAPS AND GREY TEXT. I CAN BE RUDE. I CAN BE VULGAR. GET OVER IT. GET OVER YOURSELF.