i mean the username "karkat", my bad

So who'd you kill for the username? Or did you sell your soul to Hussie for it?

i think i owned karkat at one point, i dont remember

yo karkat i got all the money i need to get into your stupid factory. you should also send me your background image cause its fucking awesome

IS ANYONE GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I ALREADY FUCKING REPLIED TO THIS LUBU ASSHOLE ON HIS PROFILE? OR IS EVERYONE GOING TO KEEP TELLING ME THAT I WAS TOLD OFF WITHOUT BOTHERING TO CHECK LUBU'S PROFILE FOR MY REPLY FIRST? GOD.

you're getting told by a little commie

:33 < wow karkitty lu bu just told your ass hard are you going to let that shit fly???

NICE TRY, BUT OGRES AND IMPS DON'T EVEN EXIST. EVERYONE COWERS IN FEAR WHEN THEY HEAR OF THE MIGHTY LU BU ENTERING THE BATTLEFIELD ON HIS RED HARE. I HAVE BESTED SOME OF CHINA'S MOST RENOWNED WARRIORS IN COMBAT - INCLUDING YUAN SHO AND MOTHER FUCKING CAO CAO. WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 5FT TALL 100LBS? NO OFFENSE NIGGA BUT I COULD TRAMPLE YOU IN UNDER A SECOND. IMMORTAL TIME TRAVELLING MONSTER? I'VE LITERALLY SERVED UNDER ONE (BEFORE I BACKSTABBED HIM WITH MY NIGGA SUN JIAN). I'VE BEEN BEATEN BY A GOD ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AFTER BEING FORCED TO WANDER TIME (AND WATCH MY WIFE DIE MULTIPLE TIMES). NIGGA WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HARDSHIPS? NOTHING. NOW FLY AWAY, YOU DRIVELING GNAT.

+k'ed(: return? <3

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M -THE- FLYING GENERAL OF CHINA, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS BACKSTABBINGS OF ALL THREE KINGDOMS, AND I HAVE OVER 3,000 CONFIRMED KILLS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PIG (LIKE DONG ZHUO). YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THESE PIGEON CARRIERS? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER.

NIGGA, I'VE TALKED LIKE THIS SINCE LIKE.... 189. WHEN I STARTED BECOMING FAMOUS.

ANOTHER COPYCAT? WOW. LU BU'S INFLUENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

Okay I'm ready for the grand finale.

IT FEELS PRETTY GREAT BEING THE UNIFIER OF ALL THE TROLLS AND SHIT.
I AM SUCH A GREAT FUCKING LEADER.

I AM THE MASTER OF DECEPTION:
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1669096/review

oH MY GOD