GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE? I'M SO FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU, I'M NOT EVEN FROM YOUR UNIVERSE. THAT'S WHY I HAVE FUCKING IMPS AND OGRES. I'VE CREATED A WHOLE UNIVERSE AND THEN GAVE IT CANCER. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT *I* CREATED EVERYTHING YOU FOUGHT. I FUCKING TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND LEAD A TEAM OF SUPER POWERED TROLLS. YOU SAY THAT WHEN PEOPLE HEAR YOUR NAME, THEY COWER IN FEAR. WHEN PEOPLE HEAR MY NAME, THEY GROVEL AT MY FEET. I HAVE A FOLLOWING OF TENS OF MILLIONS, AND I AM THEIR GOD. AND SIZE DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. HAVE I MENTIONED I'VE DEFEATED BEINGS THAT WERE SEVERAL STORIES TALL? WHILE YOU'RE SERVING MONSTERS, I'M SLAUGHTERING THEM LEFT AND RIGHT. SO HOW ABOUT YOU PROSTRATE YOURSELF BEFORE YOUR ALMIGHTY CREATOR, BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY NEXT TARGET. I CAN GO THROUGH EVERY SECOND OF YOUR LIFE, EVERY MINUTE, AND FIND EVERY VULNERABILITY. SO WHILE YOUR HATE MAY HAVE KILLED A MEASLY SOME THOUSAND, MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
No, I meant that you kinda hafta retreat when Lu Bu enters the fight xD! (Not Lu Bu retreating.) I remember when I was playing Dinasty Warriors 2 and then Lu Bu would show up and people would go all batshit crazy and stuff and you kinda knew that you were going to get screwed if you didn't like RUN THE HELL AWAY!!! xD. Ah good ol' times!
OH SO YOU WANT TO BRING THE FUCKING HEAT. I AM THE FUCKING KNIGHT OF BLOOD, PATHETIC HUMAN. BLOOD AS IN THE FUCKING BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. NOT ONLY HAVE I KILLED PROBABLE THOUSANDS OF OGRES, IMPS, AND OTHER SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT, BUT I'VE MANAGED TO SURVIVE THE DESTRUCTION OF TWO UNIVERSES AND COUNTING. AND NOT ONLY FUCKING THAT, BUT I'M IN THE PROCESS OF FIGHTING AN IMMORTAL TIME TRAVELING FUCKING MONSTER. YOU ARE NOT EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN AN IMP IN MY EYES. EVEN MORE I ALSO HAVE EIGHT FUCKING GOD-TIERS ON MY SIDE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEANS THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH FUCKING IMMORTAL. SO IF I'M A FUCKING PIG, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SINGLE PIECE OF LEFT-OVER MEAT WAITING FOR THE GREAT KARKRAB, KNIGHT OF FUCKING BLOOD, TO DEVOUR YOU WHOLE. I WILL DESTROY YOU.
TOO BAD I'M THE GOD OF YOUR UNIVERSE. OH SHIT, PLOT TWIST. I LITERALLY CRAFTED YOUR UNIVERSE BY HAND. INSIDE OF A FROG. IT'S ONLY NATURAL YOU'D BE INFLUENCED BY YOUR CREATOR. YOU LOSE, GAME OVER.
Karkat
