My name is Derek, just like my username implies. I've had this account since Jesus was in kindergarten...maybe longer. I personally think I fail at being mafia, and almost always assume I'll lose. As town, don't F*** with me...kidding. I sometimes make dumb remarks while playing, but that's because my attention span gets shot somewhere along the way; so just bare with me, and I'll lead you to victory...OR DEATH.

   ~My favorite roles~

Town- Blue w/gun, Tracker, Watcher.

Mafia- Ventriloquist, Yakuza, Hooker, Stalker.

3rd party- Amnesiac.

~Things to know about me~

-I hate when people try to tell me what /I/ think and how /I/ fail. It just goes to show people like to point fingers at others..well, you have 2 pointing right back at ya. -I don't like to give guns n1. -I like to visit friends when I'm not killing someone. -The way an avi looks makes me either want to kill/protect you. (Colorful, picture I like, etc.) -I don't agree with 99% of the "scumtells." -I almost always play with WeeKay. :D -If guised...pfft, just don't guise me. Hint I use good grammar and punctuation.

Just a side note: I think mafia is a site that attracts assholes. It really does seem so. As well as those who talk like they are better than everyone else. "Pros" need to stop trying to be "pros" for everyone else and let others learn. You don't have the experience of a god right away, so give some room, stop being a bitch, and play respectfully.