Epicmafia

soda17

4301

New Mexico

married to someone gone

part of

egg family

family

201,446

363

1046

3275wins2459losses193left

Survivor

Competitive

after a long time, our paths finally crossed.

Discord: matt#2689

Trophies - https://pastebin.com/yEa9sFAB

Stickers

Friends (832)

Questions

anonymousover 10 years

I want to rub my tongue around you shaft , collecting all your precum, and then fondle your balls while I deftly sneak a finger to your prostate, your hips pumping into my face faster and faster until you explode in my mouth and I swallow every last drop

*your

LinkToDanger

over 10 years

gj on getting silver again bro

Thank ya!!!

anonymousover 10 years

I AM BUT A MERE SHEEPLE AND SODA IS MY SHEPARD

:sheep:

Owen

over 10 years

You mad? OR NAH

nah

anonymousalmost 11 years

https://epicmafia.com/topic/59186

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Achievements

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

20 / 20

Doctor

Do No Harm

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

15 / 15

Mason

Knight Devout

10 / 10

Villager

Scumhunter

Created Setups

Survivor Lobby Trophies played 215 times

pointfarming next played 104 times

Trust the Telepath played 43 times

deletedover 10 years

Sorry but, soda suk. :3

deletedover 10 years

Decided to give u a sticker to ruin your perfect, 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 De nada, oxoxox.

deletedover 10 years

4 complete rows of stickers soda we're OGs

HighSpace

over 10 years

ty carbonated beverage (-:

deletedover 10 years

303 K YESSS

rvpp

over 10 years

lol stop playing jotto oi

Malkon

over 10 years

I've decided I like you and you deserve +K from me :P

ParanoidParrot

over 10 years

How you have so many achievements wtf lol

caels

over 10 years

LOL, you're the best <3 <3 <3

deletedover 10 years

Win that gold please. <3

Voice

over 10 years

happy birthday my love

caels

over 10 years

I have my ways (;

deletedover 10 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SODA

deletedover 10 years

happy birthday even though I already greeted you everywhere else. ily, you absolute bagel. ♥

deletedover 10 years

happy bday soda

LulukoAbel

over 10 years

Happy Birthday Soda

caels

over 10 years

I hope your day today is as amazing as you are!

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY MATT!

Love always,
Caeli oxoxo

Oh, and if you’ve been wondering why I’ve been obsessing over winning games as obscure roles, take a look at your stickers to figure out the answer. Considering you gave me every sticker I have, I thought I’d return the favor— which was super difficult because you have like every sticker ever! Enjoy your loudmouth and your framer. <3

caels

over 10 years

If it weren’t for an epic mislynch in game 2667979, and someone getting very upset about how he got beat by a girl, I probably wouldn’t be writing this right now. But thankfully you suck, so it happened, and I couldn’t be happier with the result— the two of us starting to talk. It’s been like two months since then, but it honestly feels like so much longer. I’m so lucky to have gotten to know you and and to have become such good friends with you. Even though you can kind of be an asshole on EpicMafia, in general you’re one of the nicest, sweetest people I know. It helps that you’re funny, too. Unlike most people I know, you don’t mind listening to me bitch about everything. Whenever I’m upset, you’re the first person I talk to, because I know in someway you’re going to make me feel better. Anyway, no matter how many times I tell you I hate you because I mismasoned on you in reverse, or because you mislynched me in comp, know that complete opposite will always be true. So, basically,

deletedover 10 years

Happy Birthday SODA NINETEEN!

deletedover 10 years

WAIT NEVER MIND I'M ONE WIN AWAY I CAN'T SEND ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A DUPE =(