Jaguar

33
Chicago
in love with 
part of  family
 
74,102
141
1394wins1020losses17left
Competitive
2

Alt of http://www.epicmafia.com/user/10614

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2i0rdk7&s=6

My gender is neither male nor female, but since that's not an option, alternates weekly.


http://failblog.org/2010/01/08/sexy-chat-win/

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: rawr

Stranger: u male or female

You: female

Stranger: u horny

You: was that a question?

Stranger: yea'

You: try one of these next time ----> ?

Stranger: wat

Stranger: ohh this ?

Stranger: u horny?

You: better...but still not a complete sentance

Stranger: r u horny?

Stranger: R u horny?

You: so close and yet so far....r and u are not words

Stranger: are you horny?

You: almost there!

Stranger: wat eles

Stranger: Are your horny?

You: no

You have disconnected.

deletedover 13 years
C'MON MAN I GOT MY AVY AND EVERYTHING
deletedover 13 years
My name is obviously Jagkid4. Learn to read faguar. In the meantime, THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TURNING ME DOWN AND NOT WAITING FOR ME TO FIND MY PASS TO PLAY YOUR LAST GAME OF THE DAY ;_;
deletedover 13 years
MFW YOU'RE USING YOUR LAST HEART RIGHT NOW WHY.JPG
deletedover 13 years
1800's style cannibalism, that is.
deletedover 13 years
so i herd u liek da cannabalism. BTW INV TO TEAM JAG OR THE BABY JAGUAR GETS IT
over 13 years
D'aww, just be sure to Fabreeze them if it rains =/
over 13 years
Only if you promise to keep me warm with your fur =3
over 13 years
It's a beautiful night! We're looking for something dumb to do, Hey baby, I think I wanna Marry you!
over 13 years
negged
deletedover 13 years
Fails Hard :)
deletedover 13 years
Just logged on to delete the thread now that its goal is complete. I am disappointed to see no "freakin chesskid messing it up, go figure" jokes.
deletedover 13 years
I really wish I got to know you better, but from what I've seen you're an excellent player. I wish you would have joined Gaybar's Ex's. Would have been a blast. Though I doubt you want it, if you ever want my MSN just ask Max or Fading.
deletedover 13 years
You won't be able to chew on me anymore!! Although I will be sad to see all of our sexapades be over now that I'm leaving. And honestly im going to probably stay gone. I think you were probably the best reader that I have played against even better then some that shall remain unnamed. Chew on you later man, mna.
deletedover 13 years
Make fam now that that loosur maxgay is gone?
deletedover 13 years
Looks like our cheating sprees over, I told Lucid about what we did and you're next to be deleted. Anyway, regardless what sex you are I've loved every minute of every game we've played together.
deletedover 13 years
I'm sorry my obvious slip was not obvious enough :( Now you can subscribe to Chesskid's Daily Checkmate if you just join his family
deletedover 13 years
i love you
deletedover 13 years
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
deletedover 13 years
please dont try to get bronze, thank you
deletedover 13 years
DEAR JESUS ALMIGHTY DO NOT LET ZACH WIN A TROPHY, IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD