StanMarsh

21
Ohio. U.S.A. Western hemiphere
 
5,125
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98wins120losses13left

This game is pretty much 50/50 and involves little logic and is almost completely chance. Don't bullshit yourself. The Win to Loss ratio for you guys prove it. It's ridiculous how much time is wasted and accomplishing nothing. This game is stupid simple, like REALLY stupid simple.

I'm pretty sure I'm a big deal.

I die day 1 like a prematurely born baby.

bio: I'm a white guy in college. I like girls with big boobs and asses. I'm here to have fun and that's pretty much it. But this sites pretty boring so it's gotta be really really late for me to get on.

I fuck shit up.

I'm pretty scummy all the time, no matter what role I am. I guess I have one of those faces.

Oh ya, I take the cop role very seriously.

NL at day start like a champ

Why da fuck are there so many god damn people here with anime Avatars?

Aren't you here for some artificial socialization?

-Also, fuck everything that happens on Day 1 without a night. It's seriously the beginning of the fucking game with no evidence or any reasonable suspicion on anyone and you try and do junior detective bullshit wasting a MASSIVE amount of time accomplishing NOTHING. Bitches.

Login before most recent: 2/11/14 Latest Login: 4/22/14

-want to know why people afk so much? cause this "game" sucks and anything remotely more interesting will steer us away.

Funniest Mafia game I've ever played, the result of surprise homosexual love = http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1042301

Questions

anonymousabout 10 years
you're cute
I'm aware of this.

Achievements

2 / 10Scumhunter
deletedabout 10 years
I just read your profile and you sound like a tryhard fuckass. Then I looked at your win loss ratio. lol
about 10 years
yes .
about 11 years
i played a bunch today omg
about 11 years
STAN DARSH
about 11 years
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!! http://www.epicmafia.com/topic/52064 I'D APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORTING ^^
about 11 years
You first
over 11 years
+k'd(: return? <3
over 11 years
so cute
over 11 years
plussed to 38 please return
almost 12 years
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. <3
almost 12 years
I keep missing you by like a couple of days darsh .__. Knicks lost so I am super sad :( :( :( how's college life you big ole whitepimp
about 12 years
>Last Login on 3/22/2012, said hi to some hotties. Said fuck you to some bitches.
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this seriously tore me up. i will never forget that awesome forbs guise you did even though you prob have. you were so funny and awesome. RIP old em :(
about 12 years
DARSH
about 12 years
ITS STAN MARSH! :D
over 12 years
SHOW ME YOURS AND I'LL SHOW YOU MINE
over 12 years
YOUR PROFILE IS BOSS SO I'M STEALING IT THANKS <3
over 12 years
STAN I MISS YOU KITTENZ HERE!!
almost 13 years
Dude...it's amazing....I go up and people always get me back to 420.
over 13 years
darsh
over 13 years
Nope
PSN all day. EM is boring now