Hey everyone, so it appears that I'm owner again. I'd like to preface this by saying that it's not with any malice or whatever that I'm coming back to this with, Merlot doesn't have time to own the lobby anymore (she's quite busy with work) and as such has been having difficulty picking a successor. Because of this, I'm here in this interim period to look after the lobby whilst we come to an agreement on who's gonna helm the ship from hereon out. I'm not entirely sure how long this period will last, it could be anywhere from a couple of weeks to over a month, but to the people who dislike me please rest assured that this is not permanent.
In the meantime, I'll be looking to streamline some of Sandbox's aspects and make a few quality of life tweaks for both the moderators and the regular users. If people have any recommendations of how to further improve Sandbox or who would make for a good successor, please don't hesitate to send me a private message.
Thank you for reading this message and thank you for being a patron of Sandbox Lobby.
I haven't actually decided yet whether I will pay an overweight escort to pretend she's my mother and ride my c'ock for half an hour or just find a random dude on Craigslist whose d'ick I want to suck, I guess it depends on my brain chemistry in the next two hours, which really I suppose hinges on how much more I'm going to drink between. If I could find some Adderall or cocaine I'd most certainly go the free, gay route, it's fun to be a fa'ggot when you're high, whereas when you're drunk sucking on sad sagging ti'tties and softly kissing a protruding wrinkled stomach whIle a fat pus'sy swallows your di'ck up is preferred. There is also the possibility I buy a bottle of gin and a cheeseburger from Short Stop and catch up on HBO's quality Sunday night programming line-up before blacking out. Monday nights are sinister and I love them for it. You can smell your fellow degenerates crawling out of the woodwork around 7 pm, unsullied by the company of polite society whose work week has just begun.
