I think you and Slow could become great friends. At first, in the budding stages, Slow would look to you like Strong Bad looks up to Senor Cardgage, someone who speaks in such a cryptic manner that he cannot help but be intrigued and desire to learn more. I think over time this lopsided respect would even out, and your mysterious layers would unravel (like a fruit roll up, which you two would share while playing Banjo Kazooie). I think in time, you'd grow to really trust Slow and you'd have a bond that is tough to break, despite the initial veil of mystery and intrigue that brought you together in the first place.
Potential Friendship Rating - 8.5/10, I have a great feeling about this!
I don't see you and Slow working out as friends. I feel like you'd be too inflexible to put up with his quirks that others would overlook in lieu of his positive qualities and great tenure as epicmafia moderator. When he offers you Apple Jacks and a night of listening to the entire Radiohead discography, you'd say "gross" and try to drag him to a SITD table. Maybe you'd tell him to "quit qq'ing".
Potential Friendship Rating - 3/10, it'll take more effort from you to make this work.
Steve & Slow sounds like a natural pair for two buddies, guys, fwends or pals. Maybe you'd get a little too caught up in the semantics, Steve, but I think you and Slow could be good friends. I think you're the kind of guy Slow would call up when he's feeling down to play a round of FIFA and knock back a few LaBatt Blues while complaining about work or how anna from 3rd grade never worked out. You'd relate to him on that level, but I don't think you two would have enough to say to truly be best friends.
Potential Friendship Rating: 7/10 - Good, but not great. A trusted advisor and counselor, but maybe not a BFFL for life
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I also don't trust anyone who likes to crunch in to their peanut BUTTER. Butter spreads aren't supposed to be crunchy. Get it together, Dan.
the girl I liked in 5th grade went on to have very believable pregnancy rumors spread about her in middle school, and then actually became pregnant in high school.
