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post here to be my best friend

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are you a bad enough dude to post in this thread

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okay but where in the US
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Cat girl moaned in anticipation
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i need to plan a trip to the US. i'm thinking summer 2016
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Renaldo says


Patrick says

the talent to write entertaining analysis on the people of epicmaifa


in what capacity?


just try it, it's a boring thursday and i demand entertainment
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Connor says

remember when i beat u consistently and u blamed it on the match up


me??? loose?? rofl what an lie
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I was so excited when I realized epic mafia had never experienced the Love Calculator
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Patrick says

the talent to write entertaining analysis on the people of epicmaifa


in what capacity?
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Renaldo says


Patrick says

dan i want to see you do a love doctor sort of spin-off thread as i think you have a natural talent here


what is it? maybe i'll do it.


still waiting on an answer
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peach says

dan, would first lady michelle obama and i be romantically compatible?


probably not
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Connor says

i'm not ashamed to admit i was salty when i lost. im also not afraid to admit that i think lag has a large negative affect on my play


No Johns
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remember when i beat u consistently and u blamed it on the match up
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"touch my gaycunt, touch my worthless gaycunt"

words to live by
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maymay says

hello


You and Slow would be the kind of friends who argue all the time. You'd probably drunkenly make out with his girlfriend, which would really him off, but what's worse is that you'd try to justify doing it. That's just the thing - your relationship with Slow would probably only revolve around "going out", and your interactions outside of nights at the bar would be pretty anemic outside of recollecting times you had at the bar. Slow would probably you off by saying your mom is hot too. You'd always be arguing and mad, but still keep coming back for more since it makes drinking more interesting.

Potential Friendship Rating: 6/10, watch your behavior!
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I'm not a gamer by any sense of the imagination, but I'm pretty sure if someone blames their getting tossed around on "lag", they're a frickin noob.
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Connor says

i'm not ashamed to admit i was salty when i lost. im also not afraid to admit that i think lag has a large negative affect on my play


my favorite part about smash is when i win, which is always 100% of the itme
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Patrick says

you have to leave it off when connor just got done f*cking the catgirl unless you're retconning the whole thing


I had so many plans for that
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you have to leave it off when connor just got done f*cking the catgirl unless you're retconning the whole thing
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i'm not ashamed to admit i was salty when i lost. im also not afraid to admit that i think lag has a large negative affect on my play
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dan knows his lore
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helsinki says

Retti should I bring back the Connor goes to college CYOA


please yes
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Connor says


Slow says


Connor says

slow is taller than me and younger than me. this is weird to me


and also better at smash. what a wacky scenario


fight me (at smash) irl pal


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Connor says

slow is taller than me and younger than me. this is weird to me


You're the kind of friend that Slow would be very vocal about having. "Yeah, like this one time me and Connor...". He'd be proud to be your friend and would outwardly accept you for who you are. You on the other hand, would be a bit more reserved about your friendship. And while the feeling would certainly be mutual (if not you valuing him more as a friend), you'd be less likely to publicize it. You're the kind of friends who'd hang out every day and even get invited to holiday dinners or "family only" events.

Potential Friendship Rating: 10/10, congratulations, you're BFFLs.
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peach says

dan, would first lady michelle obama and i be romantically compatible?


depends, are you healthy and in shape??
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Retti should I bring back the Connor goes to college CYOA
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Slow says


Connor says

slow is taller than me and younger than me. this is weird to me


and also better at smash. what a wacky scenario


fight me (at smash) irl pal