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post here to be my best friend

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are you a bad enough dude to post in this thread

over 10 years
please tell me you like raspberry jelly, at least.
over 10 years
my bestfriend rating with slow fixed: 8.9.

i had to take it upon myself
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who would you date if you could date anyone in the world

i would date anna from third grade
over 10 years

Renaldo says


Togepi says


Renaldo says


Togepi says


Renaldo says


Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


I think you and Slow could be good friends, but I don't think best friends. I think you'd lose your patience with him, like an older sister who gets mad when their little brother wakes up early and eats the bagel they asked dad to get for them. Everyone got annoyed at that younger sibling. Although I think you'd look out for him and he'd look up to you, the day-to-day banter would prevent you too from ever becoming true BFFLs.

Potential Friendship Rating - 5.5/10, I just don't see it.


You just described my relationship with all of my best friends.


do all of your best friends eat your bagels?


No but they eat all of my peanut butter.


that's upsetting. I'd probably get mad too if someone ate my Jif Crunchy.


SMOOTH
over 10 years

Togepi says


Renaldo says


Togepi says


Renaldo says


Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


I think you and Slow could be good friends, but I don't think best friends. I think you'd lose your patience with him, like an older sister who gets mad when their little brother wakes up early and eats the bagel they asked dad to get for them. Everyone got annoyed at that younger sibling. Although I think you'd look out for him and he'd look up to you, the day-to-day banter would prevent you too from ever becoming true BFFLs.

Potential Friendship Rating - 5.5/10, I just don't see it.


You just described my relationship with all of my best friends.


do all of your best friends eat your bagels?


No but they eat all of my peanut butter.


that's upsetting. I'd probably get mad too if someone ate my Jif Crunchy.
over 10 years

Kelly says

how dare you


I don't know you that well, Kelly. And maybe Slow doesn't either. I feel like you'd both be kind of awkward around each other and would never open up. If you guys were forced to be friends, I could see it all deflating completely at a Taco Bell, where one of you decides they've "had enough" of your friendship, and no longer wish to communicate more than happy birthday on facebook. Maybe you'd reconnect in your twilight years and misremember the decidedly meh times you shared together. But from that, would rekindle a fondness that may never have been present even when you were "Friends".

Best Friend Potential 4.5/10 - Don't count them out yet!
over 10 years

Renaldo says


Togepi says


Renaldo says


Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


I think you and Slow could be good friends, but I don't think best friends. I think you'd lose your patience with him, like an older sister who gets mad when their little brother wakes up early and eats the bagel they asked dad to get for them. Everyone got annoyed at that younger sibling. Although I think you'd look out for him and he'd look up to you, the day-to-day banter would prevent you too from ever becoming true BFFLs.

Potential Friendship Rating - 5.5/10, I just don't see it.


You just described my relationship with all of my best friends.


do all of your best friends eat your bagels?


No but they eat all of my peanut butter.
over 10 years

Kelly says

lol @ you instantly knowing why i'm upset


Girl we've been through enough for me to pick up on it.
over 10 years

Togepi says


Renaldo says


Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


I think you and Slow could be good friends, but I don't think best friends. I think you'd lose your patience with him, like an older sister who gets mad when their little brother wakes up early and eats the bagel they asked dad to get for them. Everyone got annoyed at that younger sibling. Although I think you'd look out for him and he'd look up to you, the day-to-day banter would prevent you too from ever becoming true BFFLs.

Potential Friendship Rating - 5.5/10, I just don't see it.


You just described my relationship with all of my best friends.


do all of your best friends eat your bagels?
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lol @ you instantly knowing why i'm upset
over 10 years
I love you.
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how dare you
over 10 years

Sims says

i don't


I know.
over 10 years
i don't
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Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


you have me...
over 10 years

Sims says

that's sad


Not at all actually. I have friends.
over 10 years

justrec says

im pretty sure you need to up the ranking that you did for me. i know im the first one you did so it was kind of off, but im going to give you another chance


I think your rating was fair in retrospect. I'm glad you want to be friends with my friend, Slow.
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Renaldo says


Slow says

frankly, if you don't have me on snapchat, you're missing out on how the otherside lives. and if you don't have me modded, same, but doubly so


yeah your snap game is solid. you mod game too, pal.



i think the wackiest part is that i mostly send the same snaps to my irl friends as opposed to my epicmafia pals
over 10 years

Slow says

frankly, if you don't have me on snapchat, you're missing out on how the otherside lives. and if you don't have me modded, same, but doubly so


yeah your snap game is solid. you mod game too, pal.
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over 10 years
im pretty sure you need to up the ranking that you did for me. i know im the first one you did so it was kind of off, but im going to give you another chance
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let's cheer up with a mafia game
over 10 years
that's sad
over 10 years

Renaldo says


Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


I think you and Slow could be good friends, but I don't think best friends. I think you'd lose your patience with him, like an older sister who gets mad when their little brother wakes up early and eats the bagel they asked dad to get for them. Everyone got annoyed at that younger sibling. Although I think you'd look out for him and he'd look up to you, the day-to-day banter would prevent you too from ever becoming true BFFLs.

Potential Friendship Rating - 5.5/10, I just don't see it.


You just described my relationship with all of my best friends.
over 10 years

Togepi says

Wait...I want to SnapChat friends, too. :(


I think you and Slow could be good friends, but I don't think best friends. I think you'd lose your patience with him, like an older sister who gets mad when their little brother wakes up early and eats the bagel they asked dad to get for them. Everyone got annoyed at that younger sibling. Although I think you'd look out for him and he'd look up to you, the day-to-day banter would prevent you too from ever becoming true BFFLs.

Potential Friendship Rating - 5.5/10, I just don't see it.