dan, would first lady michelle obama and i be romantically compatible?
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My friends, who are real
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all i want is a bf who will go to the gym with me and also never love me. in fact i don't want to ever make eye contact or kiss
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the talent to write entertaining analysis on the people of epicmaifa
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I'll be honest and admit I wasn't even sure "normcore" was an actual term, or that if it was, whether I used it correctly. I'll just assume that since I haven't been called out on it, I did OK.
slow is taller than me and younger than me. this is weird to me
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idistinctly remember the first time bill called me a "normalcool"
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yes, i too remember that. it was a wild thread.
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"YEAH, WELL, I HAVE FRIENDS. JUST WATCH. I'M GOING TO TURN DOWN MY BUDDY'S INVITATION TO GO HANG OUT AND POST A SCREENCAP OF IT HERE, ON EPICMAFIA, TO PROVE HOW NORMCORE I AM. THAT'LL SHUT YOU GUYS UP!!"
Patrick & Slow would make fine friends, perhaps BFFLs. I think you two would've made great friends in elementary school, playing kickball and sitting together at lunch, poking fun at the kid who looks like Brainy from Hey Arnold. I think your friendship would have a "go-with-the-flow" sort of feel, and although you two would never know what to do when together, you'd always find a way to have a good time while doing nothing. Being able to find enjoyment in the simple things with a friend of old is a valuable trait, and although neither of you would be particularly vocal about your dope friendship, it'd be real. I think in your old age though, you'd eventually grow apart unless you were neighbors, as the hustle and bustle of adulthood makes idle time a thing of the past. You both could've been characters in Stand By Me. No one in particular, but does anyone have as good of friends as they did when they were 12?
Potential Friendship Rating: 8/10, Strong at first but would potentially wither down the line.
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didn't i rail on germ so much that he quit
that's my headcanon
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That's quite Germatron-esque of you, Slow...
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i heartily encourage all friend shere to pm me asking for my skype or snapchat so i can screencap the request and post it in this thread to mock you
my heart is not a social experiment ..... the gracious and magnificent beast that i am, though, i will humbly accept your apology in advance. just do not cross me again
