dan, can you or can you not testify that i send truly golden snaps on snapchat?
Epicmafia Slow, I think you'd be pretty good friends with your snapchat persona. Snapissoslow definitely likes talking about sugary cereals way more than Epicmafia Slow could bear, but then again, Snapissoslow can barely stand how great of a mod Epicmafia Slow thinks he was. Snapissoslow's snap game is also off the chain, which makes Epicmafia Slow worry that he's not keeping up with arguably his better half.
Why can't you see? you belong with meee, you belong with me
I think you and Slow have potential to be pretty solid bros. I think there are things each of you would say to each other while out on the town that would just drive the other absolutely bonkers, but from that a mutual understanding would develop. I think you'd be the kind of BFFL that Slow wouldn't need to talk to every day to prove that he's really His Best Friend For Life
I think you and Slow could be BFFLs, but I don't know if Slow would ever get over that you cheated at epicmafia and became a mod afterwards. It's almost like you cheated on him. There would be serious trust issues. I think if he could put that behind you, a fruitful friendship could blossom.
Potential Friendship Rating: 4/10 - it will take a lot of work!
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Bill just suicided out of that game because he was blue not deputy
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sometimes i forget that most of you don't know that i am 6'5 and thus a domineering juggernaut irl
I could see you and Slow as good friends. I think you'd be the types to bond over the same kind of soda and video games that you like, and finding a deep mutual respect for your similar proclivities for junk food and video games. I think even as you age into your twilight years, the flame of your youthful friendship would still burn strongly. You'd probably be the best man at his wedding.
Potential Friendship Rating: 9.5/10 - it's almost destiny
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Why can't you see? you belong with meee, you belong with me
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nat or bill down voted my awful pun. I'm on mobile so I can't see but I'm gonna guess bill
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big dad or little dad
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i run into a recurring problem of internet friends calling me dad even though i exhibit little to no fatherly characteristics besides perpetual disappointment