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Why this site is a literal joke.

over 9 years

Lucid could've made this site a cash cow, but "m-muh medical degree" and "muh time!" clearly kept him from doing this. There's literally no reason other than pity to actually buy coins for this site. Profile customisation/custom role icons/avatars are literally free lmfao. Even crappy forum websites like gaiaonline, reddit, and 4chan have a way to make money. I mean seriously, if reddit can sell leddit gold, how is it that epicmafia can't make an income? For those of you who are not familiar with the "benefits" (XDXDXDXDXXD) of reddit gold, visit: https://www.reddit.com/gold/about Even an idiot would've invested money in the graphics for this website; hired someone from deviantart or something for a thousand dollars or so to make cards (i.e., http://i.gyazo.com/dd69586d5db2ce763e64c3015f264c0e.png) for each of the roles and sold them for EM coins; and updated the flash layout for the actual game. Actually I'm pretty sure Lucid was making good money before the adsense BS but he's too cautious to actually invest in this website (i.e., advertisement, mobile app) before finishing his residency.

There is no learning curve from Sandbox > Training > Competitive, and there never was. Everything being unlocked with the point system is hilarious. People don't step out of their comfort zones and you get people with 15k points all of which are earned from red heart training games who never play a single gold heart game, and you get people with 1500 points playing comp games who have no idea what they're doing. You can literally make a tiered lobby where say, the top 50 players during a round get access from Training to Bronze; the Top 50 players from a Bronze round gain access to Silver, etc. At least this way you'll get people who arent completely clueless to actually care about the competitive scene. But nope instead you get the site split with people crying about how merged lobbies is a dumb idea and other people ****posting about how tiered lobbies didn't get enough players.

Then we have trophy winners, who are pretty much either Cheaters or people who are a part of the trending circlejerk at the time of the ongoing round. You can probably count the number of people who actually deserve their trophies for all of the rounds combined with both your hands. If you aren't cheating, you probably won't win gold unless you have:

  1. Friends who are willing to throw for you
  2. Friends who are willing to GRS for you
  3. Friends who are mods who will look the other way/unfairly close reports against you/unfairly refund hearts for you

For example, look at TheOnlyJazzNation1, a tier 4 mediocre player at best. But because he has friends like Petermh who are willing to throw games for him, and friends in the mod circle who are willing to literally ignore reports against him because of "foul language" or some other excuse, he actually gets a good shot at a pixelated trophy to make up for the lack of actual achievements he has IRL.

The biggest joke has to be that this website is actually threatened by a fedoracore basement dweller, aka ABC, who's probably a 20 year old fat loser who can't get over the gripe of being banned on a flash game website. Oh yeah, we also have petricigy (or was it riotkiller) who actually made it so that you can't swear on this website without it losing its adsense revenue (LOL). Let's not forget that the competitive scene has been in the toilet for nearly 2 years now thanks to the punjab autist named pranay.

I'm going to give this website another 5 months before it burns itself out. I'm actually surprised that EM has made it this far. I joined in 2010 and this site has had 0 improvements besides some new roles, where maybe 2 of them have actually been used in competitive games that aren't meme tier setups which are only run once; and 2 new icon styles lmfao. Maybe EM will get remade by someone who can actually run a website after it dies.

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Renaldo says


Harrold says

Fair.

The website definitely needs new Sandbox moderators though.


i didn't bring on hima, moocow and kino just to moderate sandbox or because they were from that community. Some of the others I interviewed didn't know game mechanics / rules well enough for me to feel comfortable modding them at the time. There are a few other capable people in sandbox though who have been reached out to and declined or simply don't want to get involved in the other part of the site.


Yeah it's quite a weird place in terms of reacting to authority and such. Good place though. I'm pretty sure Uprizzle would be a strong appointment for that part of the website. Difference is, I'd find a moderator to be committed to Sandbox alone as they're not really competent enough to make decisions in competitive games outside of ISP/GRS.
over 9 years

Kawaii says

@satan it's just the aura you give off to me
riddler is tolerable at least, unlike others


not sure if by proxy that means i am tolerable or not, but yeah i gotcha. I'm not the most likable person around, and thats cool.
over 9 years

Harrold says

Welcome to the years of unrest.


yeah the uncertainty of it all is really striking. It was nice having everything neatly planned out for you.
over 9 years
I posted my top 5 btw, most 'influential albums' is a little different than favorites, I'd say.
over 9 years

Harrold says

Fair.

The website definitely needs new Sandbox moderators though.


i didn't bring on hima, moocow and kino just to moderate sandbox or because they were from that community. Some of the others I interviewed didn't know game mechanics / rules well enough for me to feel comfortable modding them at the time. There are a few other capable people in sandbox though who have been reached out to and declined or simply don't want to get involved in the other part of the site.
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Renaldo says


Harrold says

Wait... Weren't you re-appointed? Don't see you on the list.


nah, last week i went back to mod for a day. I don't think I could reasonably come back until I get some other things in order, although I've been saying that pretty much the entire time I was mod/admin.


Welcome to the years of unrest.
over 9 years

Harrold says

Wait... Weren't you re-appointed? Don't see you on the list.


nah, last week i went back to mod for a day. I don't think I could reasonably come back until I get some other things in order, although I've been saying that pretty much the entire time I was mod/admin.
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Also, did you ever post your top 5?
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Renaldo says


Harrold says

To be honest, I wouldn't use her report count as a point of reference. 800 reports / 150 violations, most of which are ISP or GRS. She doesn't really know competitive play well enough to be judged on her reports, so there's no point going in to that discussion. She should strictly be committed to Sandbox, but you know, actually moderate that place correctly.


hima helps out a lot in mod chat at least (other people with questions on reports, etc.) im not sure what her situation was, but she didn't have regular internet access for most of the time i was admin.


Fair.

The website definitely needs new Sandbox moderators though.
over 9 years

Harrold says

To be honest, I wouldn't use her report count as a point of reference. 800 reports / 150 violations, most of which are ISP or GRS. She doesn't really know competitive play well enough to be judged on her reports, so there's no point going in to that discussion. She should strictly be committed to Sandbox, but you know, actually moderate that place correctly.


hima helps out a lot in mod chat at least (other people with questions on reports, etc.) im not sure what her situation was, but she didn't have regular internet access for most of the time i was admin.
over 9 years

Renaldo says


Satan says


Kawaii says

satan would be like riddler


I actually have to disagree with you there. The point is moot, however, because a) there's no way people would actually mod me, and b) me posting about wanting to become a mod is a joke.

I'm graduating from university this semester so really, even if for some weird reason the position was offered to me (lmfao) I wouldn't take it because I have real life issues to deal with (i.e. pay off all of my student loans).

love u guys


this is what i thought too, but my first job after graduating from college was epicmafia moderator.


Haha, yeah well I just got my updated student loan statement in the mail, and let me tell you, it is not pretty.
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Renaldo says


Satan says


Kawaii says

satan would be like riddler


I actually have to disagree with you there. The point is moot, however, because a) there's no way people would actually mod me, and b) me posting about wanting to become a mod is a joke.

I'm graduating from university this semester so really, even if for some weird reason the position was offered to me (lmfao) I wouldn't take it because I have real life issues to deal with (i.e. pay off all of my student loans).

love u guys


this is what i thought too, but my first job after graduating from college was epicmafia moderator.


Wait... Weren't you re-appointed? Don't see you on the list.
over 9 years
@satan it's just the aura you give off to me
riddler is tolerable at least, unlike others
over 9 years

Satan says


Kawaii says

satan would be like riddler


I actually have to disagree with you there. The point is moot, however, because a) there's no way people would actually mod me, and b) me posting about wanting to become a mod is a joke.

I'm graduating from university this semester so really, even if for some weird reason the position was offered to me (lmfao) I wouldn't take it because I have real life issues to deal with (i.e. pay off all of my student loans).

love u guys


this is what i thought too, but my first job after graduating from college was epicmafia moderator.
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To be honest, I wouldn't use her report count as a point of reference. 800 reports / 150 violations, most of which are ISP or GRS. She doesn't really know competitive play well enough to be judged on her reports, so there's no point going in to that discussion. She should strictly be committed to Sandbox, but you know, actually moderate that place correctly.
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shes been a mod for what 6 months done 700 reports
and bells been a mod for 2-3 months done 500 reports


hmmmmm
over 9 years

Kawaii says

satan would be like riddler


I actually have to disagree with you there. The point is moot, however, because a) there's no way people would actually mod me, and b) me posting about wanting to become a mod is a joke.

I'm graduating from university this semester so really, even if for some weird reason the position was offered to me (lmfao) I wouldn't take it because I have real life issues to deal with (i.e. pay off all of my student loans).

love u guys
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caroline says


Harrold says


caroline says

mods pls go deal w the ppl in sandbox lobby chat


Please get new Sandbox moderators.


is hima not good enough for u harrold




She's hopeless. I don't think she's done any actual moderating the whole time she's been appointed. She's more of a figurehead for weebs than anything else.
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now is a good time to make uprizzle a sandbox mod
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I elect Satan and Connor.
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Harrold says


caroline says

mods pls go deal w the ppl in sandbox lobby chat


Please get new Sandbox moderators.


is hima not good enough for u harrold
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mod me :)
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caroline says

mods pls go deal w the ppl in sandbox lobby chat


Please get new Sandbox moderators.
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Kawaii says


jackattack123 says

Phew, glad I slept through all that


we are not ;_;


yes we are jack's eyes are too innocent for such horrors
over 9 years

jackattack123 says

Phew, glad I slept through all that


we are not ;_;