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Why this site is a literal joke.

over 9 years

Lucid could've made this site a cash cow, but "m-muh medical degree" and "muh time!" clearly kept him from doing this. There's literally no reason other than pity to actually buy coins for this site. Profile customisation/custom role icons/avatars are literally free lmfao. Even crappy forum websites like gaiaonline, reddit, and 4chan have a way to make money. I mean seriously, if reddit can sell leddit gold, how is it that epicmafia can't make an income? For those of you who are not familiar with the "benefits" (XDXDXDXDXXD) of reddit gold, visit: https://www.reddit.com/gold/about Even an idiot would've invested money in the graphics for this website; hired someone from deviantart or something for a thousand dollars or so to make cards (i.e., http://i.gyazo.com/dd69586d5db2ce763e64c3015f264c0e.png) for each of the roles and sold them for EM coins; and updated the flash layout for the actual game. Actually I'm pretty sure Lucid was making good money before the adsense BS but he's too cautious to actually invest in this website (i.e., advertisement, mobile app) before finishing his residency.

There is no learning curve from Sandbox > Training > Competitive, and there never was. Everything being unlocked with the point system is hilarious. People don't step out of their comfort zones and you get people with 15k points all of which are earned from red heart training games who never play a single gold heart game, and you get people with 1500 points playing comp games who have no idea what they're doing. You can literally make a tiered lobby where say, the top 50 players during a round get access from Training to Bronze; the Top 50 players from a Bronze round gain access to Silver, etc. At least this way you'll get people who arent completely clueless to actually care about the competitive scene. But nope instead you get the site split with people crying about how merged lobbies is a dumb idea and other people ****posting about how tiered lobbies didn't get enough players.

Then we have trophy winners, who are pretty much either Cheaters or people who are a part of the trending circlejerk at the time of the ongoing round. You can probably count the number of people who actually deserve their trophies for all of the rounds combined with both your hands. If you aren't cheating, you probably won't win gold unless you have:

  1. Friends who are willing to throw for you
  2. Friends who are willing to GRS for you
  3. Friends who are mods who will look the other way/unfairly close reports against you/unfairly refund hearts for you

For example, look at TheOnlyJazzNation1, a tier 4 mediocre player at best. But because he has friends like Petermh who are willing to throw games for him, and friends in the mod circle who are willing to literally ignore reports against him because of "foul language" or some other excuse, he actually gets a good shot at a pixelated trophy to make up for the lack of actual achievements he has IRL.

The biggest joke has to be that this website is actually threatened by a fedoracore basement dweller, aka ABC, who's probably a 20 year old fat loser who can't get over the gripe of being banned on a flash game website. Oh yeah, we also have petricigy (or was it riotkiller) who actually made it so that you can't swear on this website without it losing its adsense revenue (LOL). Let's not forget that the competitive scene has been in the toilet for nearly 2 years now thanks to the punjab autist named pranay.

I'm going to give this website another 5 months before it burns itself out. I'm actually surprised that EM has made it this far. I joined in 2010 and this site has had 0 improvements besides some new roles, where maybe 2 of them have actually been used in competitive games that aren't meme tier setups which are only run once; and 2 new icon styles lmfao. Maybe EM will get remade by someone who can actually run a website after it dies.

over 9 years
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
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At least we're on next page now.
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I'm seriously about to throw up omfg
over 9 years
oh my god
over 9 years
SDFGHGRFESDFG
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Hibiki says

posts still itt *facepalm*


As I said, he only banned one of them.
over 9 years
thank u germ
over 9 years
jesus CHRIST. i have a weak stomach harry. pls for the love of
over 9 years
posts still itt *facepalm*
over 9 years
jesus christ i feel sick what the actual hell
over 9 years

Harrold says


Connor says

USE THE STUPID BAN BUTTONS YOU DUMBASS MODS


Yeah this is an absolute fĂșcking joke watching these mods delete posts 10 minutes late and refuse to ban.


polo deleted posts 12 minutes ago. then jesus deleted posts for like 3 minutes before banning
over 9 years
jesus isn't the hero epicmafia wanted, but the hero epicmafia needed
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Well no, he only suspended one of them. There's 2 posting.
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Jesus saved us
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Inb4 they delete my censor bypass before banning.
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Connor says

USE THE STUPID BAN BUTTONS YOU DUMBASS MODS


Yeah this is an absolute fĂșcking joke watching these mods delete posts 10 minutes late and refuse to ban.
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"okay lets just delete all his posts he will eventually stop no need to ban"
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Connor says

USE THE STUPID BAN BUTTONS YOU DUMBASS MODS



Connor says

USE THE STUPID BAN BUTTONS YOU DUMBASS MODS


THIS IS WHAT WE DON'T PAY YOU FOR
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Connor says

USE THE STUPID BAN BUTTONS YOU DUMBASS MODS

over 9 years
USE THE STUPID BAN BUTTONS YOU DUMBASS MODS
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*vomits*
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Man it's a real shame lucid couldn't have given up on his dream of becoming a doctor so he could save lives. A real shame that he isn't around more.
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My question is, what is he so afraid of if he doesn't even care enough about the site to pay it any attention in the first place...?
over 9 years
i mean, it's not hard if u have the right binding contract in place for the hired support

lucid was approached by multiple ppl and dismissed each. legitimate fears aside, had he taken precautions, there would have been no reason to decline.
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Would be easy for another coder to help had lucid asked for help in an earlier stage