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Why this site is a literal joke.

over 9 years

Lucid could've made this site a cash cow, but "m-muh medical degree" and "muh time!" clearly kept him from doing this. There's literally no reason other than pity to actually buy coins for this site. Profile customisation/custom role icons/avatars are literally free lmfao. Even crappy forum websites like gaiaonline, reddit, and 4chan have a way to make money. I mean seriously, if reddit can sell leddit gold, how is it that epicmafia can't make an income? For those of you who are not familiar with the "benefits" (XDXDXDXDXXD) of reddit gold, visit: https://www.reddit.com/gold/about Even an idiot would've invested money in the graphics for this website; hired someone from deviantart or something for a thousand dollars or so to make cards (i.e., http://i.gyazo.com/dd69586d5db2ce763e64c3015f264c0e.png) for each of the roles and sold them for EM coins; and updated the flash layout for the actual game. Actually I'm pretty sure Lucid was making good money before the adsense BS but he's too cautious to actually invest in this website (i.e., advertisement, mobile app) before finishing his residency.

There is no learning curve from Sandbox > Training > Competitive, and there never was. Everything being unlocked with the point system is hilarious. People don't step out of their comfort zones and you get people with 15k points all of which are earned from red heart training games who never play a single gold heart game, and you get people with 1500 points playing comp games who have no idea what they're doing. You can literally make a tiered lobby where say, the top 50 players during a round get access from Training to Bronze; the Top 50 players from a Bronze round gain access to Silver, etc. At least this way you'll get people who arent completely clueless to actually care about the competitive scene. But nope instead you get the site split with people crying about how merged lobbies is a dumb idea and other people ****posting about how tiered lobbies didn't get enough players.

Then we have trophy winners, who are pretty much either Cheaters or people who are a part of the trending circlejerk at the time of the ongoing round. You can probably count the number of people who actually deserve their trophies for all of the rounds combined with both your hands. If you aren't cheating, you probably won't win gold unless you have:

  1. Friends who are willing to throw for you
  2. Friends who are willing to GRS for you
  3. Friends who are mods who will look the other way/unfairly close reports against you/unfairly refund hearts for you

For example, look at TheOnlyJazzNation1, a tier 4 mediocre player at best. But because he has friends like Petermh who are willing to throw games for him, and friends in the mod circle who are willing to literally ignore reports against him because of "foul language" or some other excuse, he actually gets a good shot at a pixelated trophy to make up for the lack of actual achievements he has IRL.

The biggest joke has to be that this website is actually threatened by a fedoracore basement dweller, aka ABC, who's probably a 20 year old fat loser who can't get over the gripe of being banned on a flash game website. Oh yeah, we also have petricigy (or was it riotkiller) who actually made it so that you can't swear on this website without it losing its adsense revenue (LOL). Let's not forget that the competitive scene has been in the toilet for nearly 2 years now thanks to the punjab autist named pranay.

I'm going to give this website another 5 months before it burns itself out. I'm actually surprised that EM has made it this far. I joined in 2010 and this site has had 0 improvements besides some new roles, where maybe 2 of them have actually been used in competitive games that aren't meme tier setups which are only run once; and 2 new icon styles lmfao. Maybe EM will get remade by someone who can actually run a website after it dies.

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damn
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=) sure it is.
over 9 years
actually, it is.
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Getting people to "help" with coding isn't that easy.
over 9 years

shlomogoldberg says

because the community is a circlejerk, that's why it's the way it is


classy
over 9 years
Because money is not everything. He enjoys being a doctor. He doesn't care if you want him to run this site instead of saving lives of other people.
over 9 years
because the community is a circlejerk, that's why it's the way it is
over 9 years
if lucid had been willing to accept outside help with coding, this site would be much greater than what it currently is.

lucid is great and all, but he could have used a dev team
over 9 years

UniversalStudios says

You'd have to understand that mafia used to be comp only and no one played unranked games because we didn't have "party" roles. I think Lucid realized that he was bringing in more training minded people than comp minded which is why training works for the site. It's clearly not a culture you can get behind so you should evaluate what you actually are caring for.


this might be the best post you've ever made
over 9 years
first time i agree with juneau and it's a copypasta
over 9 years

Goodbar says

i'm somehow surprised people actually read this thread, though i pretty much 100% agree with everything

edit actually i was more surprised with the reaction i meant, i thought people were too exhausted to speculate about how this website could have done better lol


I think I just spent a greater part of an hour typing up things, but realized that most of the stuff I cared about will never come back to this site and decided not to post it.
over 9 years
You'd have to understand that mafia used to be comp only and no one played unranked games because we didn't have "party" roles. I think Lucid realized that he was bringing in more training minded people than comp minded which is why training works for the site. It's clearly not a culture you can get behind so you should evaluate what you actually are caring for.
over 9 years
I don't even know why i even acknowledged you with a response.
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Also I'd just like to mention that you forgot to include how the community is extremely hostile to one another, especially in the forums....
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well if we only have a little bit longer till the site goes...

UNBAN REVERSE AND GALLIS HUNTER WOO!!!!
over 9 years
Yes. Peter throws for me you nailed it. The guy that was in a huge debate with me when he was banned for the 2nd time. Yes he throws for me. Man Juneau how the did you figure it out you dense .

Also I will take my irl accomplishments and achievements and stack them up to yours any day of the week.

Grow up...... You go around the site parading your looks like you are better than everyone when you are a 6 at best. You need a reality check. Im sorry that you probably have daddy issues... There is always therapy for that. You are nothing more than an internet wannabe looking to push a perceived sense of dominance over people on the internet.
over 9 years
its me kirigiri kyouko
over 9 years
hi =3
over 9 years
i'm somehow surprised people actually read this thread, though i pretty much 100% agree with everything

edit actually i was more surprised with the reaction i meant, i thought people were too exhausted to speculate about how this website could have done better lol
over 9 years
10/10
over 9 years
LOL that reaction gif is WIN
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I only read the first line and i had to give this an upvote. now watch me not read the rest of it and click away from this thread

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Haha, juneau.
over 9 years

caroline says

tl;dr is OP gonna quit again i hope so


wow i hope my comment about circlejerks didnt offend you person who literally listed everyone in her circlejerk in her profile bio
over 9 years
Thanks Juneau