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Why this site is a literal joke.

over 9 years

Lucid could've made this site a cash cow, but "m-muh medical degree" and "muh time!" clearly kept him from doing this. There's literally no reason other than pity to actually buy coins for this site. Profile customisation/custom role icons/avatars are literally free lmfao. Even crappy forum websites like gaiaonline, reddit, and 4chan have a way to make money. I mean seriously, if reddit can sell leddit gold, how is it that epicmafia can't make an income? For those of you who are not familiar with the "benefits" (XDXDXDXDXXD) of reddit gold, visit: https://www.reddit.com/gold/about Even an idiot would've invested money in the graphics for this website; hired someone from deviantart or something for a thousand dollars or so to make cards (i.e., http://i.gyazo.com/dd69586d5db2ce763e64c3015f264c0e.png) for each of the roles and sold them for EM coins; and updated the flash layout for the actual game. Actually I'm pretty sure Lucid was making good money before the adsense BS but he's too cautious to actually invest in this website (i.e., advertisement, mobile app) before finishing his residency.

There is no learning curve from Sandbox > Training > Competitive, and there never was. Everything being unlocked with the point system is hilarious. People don't step out of their comfort zones and you get people with 15k points all of which are earned from red heart training games who never play a single gold heart game, and you get people with 1500 points playing comp games who have no idea what they're doing. You can literally make a tiered lobby where say, the top 50 players during a round get access from Training to Bronze; the Top 50 players from a Bronze round gain access to Silver, etc. At least this way you'll get people who arent completely clueless to actually care about the competitive scene. But nope instead you get the site split with people crying about how merged lobbies is a dumb idea and other people ****posting about how tiered lobbies didn't get enough players.

Then we have trophy winners, who are pretty much either Cheaters or people who are a part of the trending circlejerk at the time of the ongoing round. You can probably count the number of people who actually deserve their trophies for all of the rounds combined with both your hands. If you aren't cheating, you probably won't win gold unless you have:

  1. Friends who are willing to throw for you
  2. Friends who are willing to GRS for you
  3. Friends who are mods who will look the other way/unfairly close reports against you/unfairly refund hearts for you

For example, look at TheOnlyJazzNation1, a tier 4 mediocre player at best. But because he has friends like Petermh who are willing to throw games for him, and friends in the mod circle who are willing to literally ignore reports against him because of "foul language" or some other excuse, he actually gets a good shot at a pixelated trophy to make up for the lack of actual achievements he has IRL.

The biggest joke has to be that this website is actually threatened by a fedoracore basement dweller, aka ABC, who's probably a 20 year old fat loser who can't get over the gripe of being banned on a flash game website. Oh yeah, we also have petricigy (or was it riotkiller) who actually made it so that you can't swear on this website without it losing its adsense revenue (LOL). Let's not forget that the competitive scene has been in the toilet for nearly 2 years now thanks to the punjab autist named pranay.

I'm going to give this website another 5 months before it burns itself out. I'm actually surprised that EM has made it this far. I joined in 2010 and this site has had 0 improvements besides some new roles, where maybe 2 of them have actually been used in competitive games that aren't meme tier setups which are only run once; and 2 new icon styles lmfao. Maybe EM will get remade by someone who can actually run a website after it dies.

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Firstly, don't call people fat. It's mean.
It is unnecessary.
Otherwise, Of course I agree with your general point;
that this site is probably corrupt.

Of course, there is a pretty simple solution, but I think we all know it will be a while before they make me Mod.
Guys don't get all worked up about it! Calm down! No reason to waste energy on a DREAM EVERYONE CAN BELIEVE IN, if it is just going to be knocked down by corrupt mods.
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Apostasy says


ScubaSteve says



the end is near


I wouldn't be surprised if it does end in November. I just feel sorry for the people who never experienced the ego-orgasm that is a trophy


2cool4trophies
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i want 2 leave a big smelly poo on this thread
over 9 years

mimerafm says

"You can literally make a tiered lobby where say, the top 50 players during a round get access from Training to Bronze; the Top 50 players from a Bronze round gain access to Silver, etc."
_____________________________________________________________ no that won't solve the problem. because they don't need to move to the new lobby and as you said they still tend to stay in their comfort zone. so when you get access to the next lobby you should also be banned from the last one. also the system should work based on the number of points you have. for example after 10'000 points you should automatically get access to silver.


Yeah thats what I meant

https://epicmafia.com/topic/68161
over 9 years
Why this site is a literal joke: Juneau, queen of autism, is free to go round making really bad threads
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Lashka says

The idea of EM getting 45k unique visitors per day is hilarious.

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The idea of EM getting 45k unique visitors per day is hilarious.
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as long as the wang is making money off it, epicmafias not going anywhere.
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That annual revenue doesn't include token payments. It makes a fair amount more than 5.6k.
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em only makes 5k a year from ads? lol
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If lucid was smart he'd sell epicmafia and buy a Kilo of coke. He could be ScarWang
over 9 years
wish $39,684 would cover school for me.....

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deoderant323 says



lol, he should sell to pay for school


Seriously though, that's a lot of money
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lol, he should sell to pay for school
over 9 years

Apostasy says


ScubaSteve says



the end is near


I wouldn't be surprised if it does end in November. I just feel sorry for the people who never experienced the ego-orgasm that is a trophy


i experience it by association
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ScubaSteve says



the end is near


I wouldn't be surprised if it does end in November. I just feel sorry for the people who never experienced the ego-orgasm that is a trophy
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Quick unban everyone before it happens
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The downfall of EM is beginning.
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It is fake

The site is ending next week for real
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ScubaSteve says



the end is near


hopefully this is fake, please be fake
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the end is near
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Everyone gave it 5 years 5 years ago.
over 9 years
Only lucid since he is step 1 and look how 1 man can kill a site
over 9 years
Lucid/mods refuse to treat the root of this problem. This site would literally have to be restructured from its core in order to breed new players into competitive ones.