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thebrontosaurus says

Curious to hear mine - I enjoy the depth and care you give each description, Matt.

I find you difficult to pin down. You have the ability to be professional and polite so well that it borders on potentially dishonest. You have a skill for damage control and also analyzing a big situation to find a small solution - something that many workplaces value deeply. Still, I am confused by the way you conduct yourself online as the way you speak and think about things is very unnatural, especially for a mafia website.

I also think that you might be slightly insecure about your own ability to process jokes and lighthearted things as you've trained yourself to take things very, very seriously. In turn this makes you feel disconnected from the rest of the community in a very fundamental way. But I think you're also prideful of how serious you are in contrast to the rest of epicmafia. I have pretty much no insight into what your personal life is like, so this goes to show how guarded and uptight you sometimes appear.

b0oty says

hi analyze me in only nice ways cuz i am pmsy

You're a nice person who enjoys spreading positivity to others. However, you need others to be kind to you in exchange in order for you to keep your good attitude. You practically thrive on the reaffirmation from others that you have likeable qualities, and it leads you to do certain things and post other things that you wouldn't normally post while in a confident mindset. I think that you degrade yourself by refusing to look at the fact that you are a likeable person without seeking that fact from other people.

You are likely very good at socializing IRL - I also have a feeling that you are somebody who is known for gossip and other inside stories around your local circle of friends. You like to be in control and you like to have power but you can't handle the flip side of negative repercussions or insults so it puts you in this weird, neutral position where you simply coast by in life instead of taking charge.

Troll says

I've taken more psychology classes then you.

I took one.

You are fairly handsome and capable of winning over friends and deeper relationships in real life. I do not, then, know why you decide to spend a majority of your time online. I rationalize that it may be because you find it easier and though less intellectually or personally satisfying, more quickly rewarding than forming a real bond with someone is.

You have a quirky sense of humor and partially pride yourself on your originality - though, I do not feel as though any of your uniqueness is contrived. I think you naturally act in a slightly counter productive way that bewilders many people around you, and it makes you happy occasionally that you are that way.

But you know how to talk up a girl, or how to make small talk with some friends IRL - but it bores you or tires you out if you aren't doing something slightly unorthodox. You aren't the greatest in education, and you compensate by having an fascinating personality

You have a few emotional issues and generally shift between anger, sadness and contentment at a moments notice. There is a subtle difference in the way you conduct yourself online when you are angry or sad, by the way you speak and the kind of jokes you make. You've never really felt like you have any particular talents so again, you rely primarily on your personality to get you through.

Don't sell yourself short, though. In life, you'll do just fine.