That's wrong actually.

Then Peta was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread."

sometimes, when in the shower, i hold the bar of soap tight and wedge it in my butt hole, and rake back and forth to scrub out the poopy bits, for maxximum cleanign efficeiacy

I don't do drugs.