i love u my girlfriend

Omg much surprise, I’m honestly surprised, like if you could see my facial expression, it would be like “hey I’m surprised”

no....invalid... only the alcohol can do that

maybe 9 months ago.... but i lost my sanity awhile ago...so that power has disappeared

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TrUTH. And excuse?? you haven't given me your paypal yet........smh...

YOU W0T M8, and to think i wrote that out for twenty minutes....smh...

uhm, yeah we will go with that, it doesn't make sense any other way

wait but i wasn't mocking... it was a question, i'm lost, where am i? In the heavens? No, in the sky ,n-no... i don't think...may the ever lasting light guide me into the darkness of the sky during the night..

so help me god, where am i now?

I can only do 17:(

let’s make a trade. you give me your epicmafia silver trophy and i’ll give you your paycheck

You can have them all

thanks b!

lets do shot for shot, im sure you'll win

Well I mean...I’m drinking Saturday..as in tomorrow YEEET

walk it like talk it happy birthday late birthday I forgot

whenever u WANT, just tell me whEN

too late me and mitra had them all!!!!!!! London is dry!!!!

happy bday!!! stay u!!! no shots tho!!! me and mitra will take them for u!!!

the alcohol will never get me !
btw, happy birthday!! take some shots