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over 5 years

Due to popular request, I have decided to open up a moderator program for this lobby. Please post your answers to these questions below in the comments, they are necessary for determining your moderator capabilities:

  1. Why do you want to be a moderator?
  2. What qualifications/experience do you have?
  3. Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy http://sketchtoy.com/68845093
  4. How many holes in a polo?
  5. You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
  6. 2+2=?
  7. 0×∞=?
  8. Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
  9. Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
  10. Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
  11. What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)
  12. Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!

I will rank your moderator capabilities on the side to let you know who's a more likely candidate.

deletedabout 5 years
if i answer any of these questions, my account will get at least 1 vio
about 5 years
?
about 5 years
I won mod me already
about 5 years

coolkidrox123 says


quasimodo says


coolkidrox123 says

i have been robbed of first place


youll never win anything with that haiku


that means yove never masterbted before to not enjoy my haiku and i feel sorry for u


it wasnt even a haiku
about 5 years
Mod me.
about 5 years

LesbianPirate says

http://sketchtoy.com/68881988

i drew another d*ck but this one is angry and shooting molten lava out of itself while onlookers watch in horror


thats pretty gay for a lesbian
about 5 years
mod rigby but if not, mod me so that i can mod rigby
about 5 years
http://sketchtoy.com/68881988

i drew another d*ck but this one is angry and shooting molten lava out of itself while onlookers watch in horror
about 5 years
1. im great and my peepee is very strong, although it is small, it tries its best
2. i have been the best since i was very young, and so i am good at being in the higher best class of sandbox,
3. no
4. how many holes in a buthol? checkamte
5. i touched myself
6. ?
7. ?
8. this question needs to address the nonbinary issue
9. this question needs toa ddress the nonbinary issue
in conclusion make me mod
about 5 years

quasimodo says


coolkidrox123 says

i have been robbed of first place


youll never win anything with that haiku


that means yove never masterbted before to not enjoy my haiku and i feel sorry for u
about 5 years

coolkidrox123 says

i have been robbed of first place


youll never win anything with that haiku
about 5 years
i have been robbed of first place
about 5 years
:o
about 5 years
1: For the sexual thrill


2: My whole life has been leading up to this moment don't ask for an explanation


3: http://sketchtoy.com/68881286


4: 4. "a polo" one hole in a, one hole in p, two holes in 2 o's


5: It Was 2 A M
Neither Of Us Had Pee Pee's
It Was Mad Decent


6: 2+2 is fish


7: 0×∞ is ĭ̶̤̰̊͂r̷̢̨̟̮͈̂̈́̈́͊̀̀̾̏͐̈́͘̚͜r̵̨̡͈͙̖͍̮̞̫͆̆̍͛̾́͌̓̚͜ͅe̸̢̛̱͉̬͙͖̤̻̳̝̹̔́͒̃͐͒̃̚l̵̘̻͇̲̳̹̮̩̲̘̲̻͋̌̇͂̀͜ͅe̸̡̦͈̠̥̠̣̼̳̤͎͇̲̓͗͒̄ͅv̵̰̥͓͎̪̌̉̀͛͘͝a̶̧̢̼̰̪̞̺̥̩̱̭̺̽̊n̴̨̪͉̭͎̣͓̂̑̀͒͊̄͋̄̈́̈͐͝t̴͔̤͆͗̓ ̵̫̠̜̌̊̃͘̚ị̸͔̫̓͐͆̀̓̌̔̈́̃̕͠n̷̡̗̯͓̞͎͉̎͋͂̄̋̅̒͘̕͠ ̷̨̮̯̱̭̜̭̘̹͌͊͆̎̿͗̀̃̎̔́̚t̸̨̺̖͌̿̓h̴̢̧͈̭̬̦̰͍̠̯̜̻̚ė̷͚̘̰̺̪̫͖͖͓̮͗ͅ ̸̨̯̮̣̝͇͔̦͕̰͛̌̍̑͜͝g̵̲̻͈̠̗̎̒ŕ̶̢̜̬̯͎͚̞͒̊̏̾̑̊̈́̚͜͠ä̸̧̰̮̼͇͕̇̄͠n̵̖̔̔d̴̦̟̞͔̗̫͛̽ ̸̨̛̝͈̣͙͕̖̱̹̰͖̝͛̏̀̔̇̀̇̇̓̀̄͠s̸̖̲̞̠̦̝̬͓̺̰͈̜̫̿͆͗̃̋̀̐͋͒͘c̵̨̱̍̋̂̿̽͋̃̈́̌̚̚͝͝h̴̺̖͒̀̀́̈́̏̈́̈́̐̂̑̾͝ę̸̛̘̭̠͚͙̇̓͆̾̑̃̐̉̓͘̚͝m̵̨̲͚̥̻̙͉̤̎͂ę̴̛̩͓͓̩̓̚͠ ̷̙̞̀o̷̡̢̠̺͙̜͇̣̘̝͌̕͘f̵̢̗̲̪̠̙̺͉͕̏̓͋̿̒͗̾̉̇̆́̇́͝ ̸̡̜͎̱̹͈̭̜̀̏̋̓́͜ț̵̛̛̳͙̏̂́̾͘h̷͇̙͔̰̭͉̀ī̵̛̗̭̲̟̹̞͇̦͙̩̦́͂͆̅̑͊̉̓̀̽͒n̸̛̝͂͋̈̋̀͐͗̊̕͝ğ̸̢̘̳͇͖͎̖̹͕̱̬̥̹̊̅̋͛̊̆̏͆s̴̨̯̬̳̦̦̪̣̣̭͆̾͐̇̽͋̆̂ͅ


8: Boob


9: ?/?


10: Pussycat Neurosyphilis


11: 8=ɔ


12: board game online
about 5 years
hey i dont need to fill this out i won a fully random raffle but with skill on lobby wall so when do i become moderator
about 5 years
Why do you want to be a moderator?

I am a middle generation sandboxer. meaning I know what the oldies and the newbs want think and need.
Plus I'm bored and need something to fill the void inside my existence.

What qualifications/experience do you have?
2-3 years of trolling on the website.
I have created one banner for the lobby that went up and stayed after cub left to commemorate her. aka Im a fortune teller making a cub themed banner before cub left.
I made that avatar guide out of my free precious sandbox playing time.
I have been active in all three lobbies.
I came second in the first long game and only got 2nd because alts negged me everyday for several months.
I'm a virgin.

Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: http://sketchtoy.com/68881257

How many holes in a polo?
not sure but olo looks like a p*nis. so 2 .

You gay?
i say no homo before i have sex with another women so no.

Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

i woke up this morning
and realised I was horny
so I watched p*rnh*b

2+2= 1
0×∞= 0
Boobs or butts?

Dat thigh gap

Butts or boobs?

nipple peircings

Mod nickname

Dawn Adulthood

What is the number in the below image?
3

Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!
chan onigai desune
about 5 years
Why do you want to be a moderator?

I dont I just want to see my score

What qualifications/experience do you have? I was a mod for several months and my decisions during that period made my friends hate me and the people who hated me still hate me

Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy https://sketchtoy.com/68881162

How many holes in a polo? 4

You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

I called a guy daddy once
i dont know how to haiku
thats all lads

2+2= could be 4 or even 5
0×∞=? its an undetermined equation and you would need to apply limits or even L'Hôpital's rule to solve it

Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)

Yes but leaning .

Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)

Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)

Gardelito Cancer

What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!) 81
about 5 years
mod her or riot ^
about 5 years
http://sketchtoy.com/68881113

i just like drawing d*cks
about 5 years
#modrigby
about 5 years
mod me
about 5 years
hi
deletedabout 5 years
1. to get that normie p*ssy/to acquire the coochie

2. i am a lonely virgin with a bag of chips in my hand

3. http://sketchtoy.com/68881075
http://sketchtoy.com/68881083

4. 7 (you dumbarses forget the button holes)

5. Daddy walked in room

He pulled out monster peepee

Weird flex but okay

6. Nein

7. T Series better go back to China

8. Tbh both (depends on what there is more of)

9. I like women so much that I am willing to answer this again, as this is a subject I like.

10. Shadow-getting-murdered-in-a-hotel-by-an-escort-service-wait-shoot-that's-not-a-disease-wait-it-is-supposed-to-be-least

Lumbago

11. How mommy and daddy met

12. BILL BILL BILL!!!
about 5 years
Mod me
about 5 years
just realized it said haiku