Shwartz99 says

female says

can i b a mod cos my nickname would b schnitzel syphilis ? pls n ty

you need to fill out THE WHOLE APPLICATION

Instead of applying can I vote for schnitzel syphilis?

female says

can i b a mod cos my nickname would b schnitzel syphilis ? pls n ty

you need to fill out THE WHOLE APPLICATION

can i b a mod cos my nickname would b schnitzel syphilis ? pls n ty

1. Why do you want to be a moderator?
Because i'll have that star on my username. the star is everything seriously it looks so cool.

2. What qualifications/experience do you have?
Already being moderator for main lobby on JonSnow's era. I was also administrator of various serious online groups, and i organizate various events for my school. I also won multiple community prizes on EpicMafia.

3. http://sketchtoy.com/68855373

4. How many holes in a polo?
No but a tin can.

5. You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

Gay break of the day
then a rhesus, monkey flips
peins and a vaginana

6. 2+2= 4 this is very easy ryan haha!


7. 0×∞= what is there to solve here this is so
confusign help me

8. Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
B00tyes
9. Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
B00bs

10. Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)

Leper Guevara

11. What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)

100

Last. Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!

god is dead

Why do you want to be a moderator?

to be cool and also to cuck lucid

What qualifications/experience do you have?

lucid personally noticed me and emailed me telling me how amazing i was

Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy

http://sketchtoy.com/68853571

How many holes in a polo? 4

You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

mark zuckerberg asked streamers
what is the zucc and that day
he learned about succ

2+2= gays cant count

0×∞= no letters in math die

Boobs or butts? every time i type b00bs it censors me... lucid strikes again :pensive: :ok_hand:

Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)

Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola) baby girl koala bear black plague

What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!) 69

Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni! niko niko *racecar noise*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVFKw7ATKLY

Why do you want to be a moderator?
So I can swing my large dingaling of power in people's virtual faces.

What qualifications/experience do you have?
Someone said I was a mod for one day, I don't remember this.

Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy http://sketchtoy.com/68853268


How many holes in a polo? Depends on how many holes I can create ;)

You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
It is not so gay
If the said experience
Is in a three-way.

2+2=? I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.

0×∞=? Like my sexuality, it is undefined.

Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
Big big booty, Shwartz has got a big booty

Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
Scrappers Zika

What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)
49311.

Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!
Nay. Neigh. Neit.

1.Why do you want to be a moderator?

Just to say I am

2. What qualifications/experience do you have?

you modded me twice and i was modded once by Kenny

3.Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy

http://sketchtoy.com/68853251

4. How many holes in a polo?

4

5. You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

Saw across the bar
Knew i had to have it now
Gave him the big succ

6. 2+2=?

fish

7. 0×∞=?

yes

8. Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)

yes

9.Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)

see previous answer

10. Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)

Lulu Tuberculosis

11. What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)

69

12. Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!

Who are you?

Can't I just claim to handle reports like GrannyPixel handles filing report and immediately get the job?

I need to redo this on an alt I swear

fuck the mods

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SteelixMega says

Screw polos, how many holes are in a straw?

One.

Screw polos, how many holes are in a straw?

No.

1. Epic meme

2. Nice

3.somewhere between 8 and 15. Can't draw on mobile. EDIT: I CAN. http://sketchtoy.com/68846274

4.depends if it is a polo shirt or polo pants :)

5. I looked at myself

In the mirror while naked

I thought, "I'd hit that".

6.heart with a line at the bottom.

7. 8.9

8. Both

9. That one trans-male girl with a huge d*ck and huge t!ts where the n!pples are also d*cks

10. Scootergangrene

11.a number I wanna suck (1 with sideways 8)

12. Hao Ki-Lan

im sorry guys looks like i win because i am number 1 B)

1. so i can ban furries

2. my furry radar is stronk

3. http://sketchtoy.com/68846143

4. three

5. sorry lesbians
only straight men can handle
my massive p*nis

6. fish

7. ur mom's weight lol

8.

9. love me some manboob

10. peanut cancer

11. shwartz thts a d*ck

12. nice meme

wertyo says

Oh i just realized my haiku had words removed because it got censored. Lame.

That would have given me extra points wow

thats okay, at 7am I miscounted the syllables in orgy.

Oh i just realized my haiku had words removed because it got censored. Lame.

That would have given me extra points wow

1. So people stop asking who's alt I am after being on this website for 9 years.

2. In highschool, I was president of leadership class before I turned it into a gambling ring and was forced to step down. (True story)

3. https://sketchtoy.com/68845643

4. Seven. One for your neck, one for your lower body, one for each arm, and your average polo has three button holes on the collar.

5. Mostly gay.
Alcohol is fun.
My room mates are kind of hot.
Oops, that was an orgy.

6. Math is not important to leadership, obviously.

7. 69420

8. Thighs.

9. Dicc

10. Little Prince Necrotising Fasciitis

11. 8===D

12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJBzJF_-cBA

1: Remember that 20-second mix I made for you?
2: I have a B in GCSE French, and can put a letter through a letter box in 1.4 seconds on average.
3: https://sketchtoy.com/68845627 not a footlong baguette but it gets the job done
4: No, but a tin can.
5: Rolling waves of dread
Amidst a blanket of woe
Your mum is a hoe
6: Gender equality.
7: Syntax error.
8: I'm going to answer this question regardless of my sexuality, screw you Shwartz.
9: Butt. The hams are better than the glans, as my furiously homophobic grandfather used to say (he actually said when I was 12 I am not joking)
10: Jerry Meningitis. Some people also like to call him yeast infection. Don't ask why.
11: 87. The same number of friends that your mum has on Facebook. The eight is having a bad day because he didn't get a job he wanted, and the seven has been forcibly contorted to adhere to society's norms.
12: Bill Ni TheScienceGuy (kick me if you're jealous that I'm smarter than you. You can make a fake excuse up if you want to.)

1. so i can abuse the mod powers

2. im a professional bullshtter. this alone makes me overqualified

3.dont know what drawing is

4.at least seven

5. i am bad at this
but the answer should be clear
no

6.more than seven

7. less than seven

8. yes

9.

10. sevenseven

11. at best seven

12. seven

1.I'll do whoever it takes to become mod. I mean if I become mod I can do whoever.

2.I know a lot of people inside and out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3. My genitals are not big, on the contrary they are a black void which sucks in everything. https://sketchtoy.com/68845464

4.As many holes as there are loopholes in this application

5.Butt crack full of sand
Sex isn't easy on a beach
but your father is

6.Are you checking if I'm sober?

7.I'm sober, but I'm also stupid

8. Do you know why the region between the b00bs and butt is called a waist? because u can fit another pair of those in there.

9. b00bs don't fart

10. Silky Stroke

11.Trick question: 8 inches

12. Nine Nipple Ninja

1. Because I've applied with every sandbox owner since I've been on this site and if I don't get it this time I will commit seppuku in a webcam game.
2. I was one moderator of the EM page but eventually got removed and banned.
3. (Drawn to scale) http://sketchtoy.com/68845457
4. The phrase "a polo" has four holes, one in each of the following letters: the a, the p, and both os.
5.
Head on the freeway
But the police followed us.
I didn't finish.
6. It was as though some huge force were pressing down upon you – something that penetrated inside your skull, battering against your brain, frightening you out of your beliefs, persuading you, almost, to deny the evidence of your senses. In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable…what then?
7. The number of fks I would give as moderator.
8. Butts. Don't tell me what to do.
9.
10. Mistake AIDS
11. I don't know but it's not large enough for me.
12. Ni No Kuni 2

I didn't get 50% points I want a recount