Due to popular request, I have decided to open up a moderator program for this lobby. Please post your answers to these questions below in the comments, they are necessary for determining your moderator capabilities:
Why do you want to be a moderator?
What qualifications/experience do you have?
Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy http://sketchtoy.com/68845093
How many holes in a polo?
You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
2+2=?
0×∞=?
Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)
Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!
I will rank your moderator capabilities on the side to let you know who's a more likely candidate.
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The number is the number of responses that are moderator-worthy
1. Why do you want to be a moderator? Because i'll have that star on my username. the star is everything seriously it looks so cool.
2. What qualifications/experience do you have? Already being moderator for main lobby on JonSnow's era. I was also administrator of various serious online groups, and i organizate various events for my school. I also won multiple community prizes on EpicMafia.
Why do you want to be a moderator? So I can swing my large dingaling of power in people's virtual faces.
What qualifications/experience do you have? Someone said I was a mod for one day, I don't remember this.
Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy http://sketchtoy.com/68853268
How many holes in a polo? Depends on how many holes I can create ;)
You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku. It is not so gay If the said experience Is in a three-way.
2+2=? I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
0×∞=? Like my sexuality, it is undefined.
Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women) Big big booty, Shwartz has got a big booty
Butts or boobs? (skip if into women) I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola) Scrappers Zika
What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!) 49311.
Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni! Nay. Neigh. Neit.
1: Remember that 20-second mix I made for you? 2: I have a B in GCSE French, and can put a letter through a letter box in 1.4 seconds on average. 3: https://sketchtoy.com/68845627 not a footlong baguette but it gets the job done 4: No, but a tin can. 5: Rolling waves of dread Amidst a blanket of woe Your mum is a hoe 6: Gender equality. 7: Syntax error. 8: I'm going to answer this question regardless of my sexuality, screw you Shwartz. 9: Butt. The hams are better than the glans, as my furiously homophobic grandfather used to say (he actually said when I was 12 I am not joking) 10: Jerry Meningitis. Some people also like to call him yeast infection. Don't ask why. 11: 87. The same number of friends that your mum has on Facebook. The eight is having a bad day because he didn't get a job he wanted, and the seven has been forcibly contorted to adhere to society's norms. 12: Bill Ni TheScienceGuy (kick me if you're jealous that I'm smarter than you. You can make a fake excuse up if you want to.)
1. Because I've applied with every sandbox owner since I've been on this site and if I don't get it this time I will commit seppuku in a webcam game. 2. I was one moderator of the EM page but eventually got removed and banned. 3. (Drawn to scale) http://sketchtoy.com/68845457 4. The phrase "a polo" has four holes, one in each of the following letters: the a, the p, and both os. 5. Head on the freeway But the police followed us. I didn't finish. 6. It was as though some huge force were pressing down upon you – something that penetrated inside your skull, battering against your brain, frightening you out of your beliefs, persuading you, almost, to deny the evidence of your senses. In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable…what then? 7. The number of fks I would give as moderator. 8. Butts. Don't tell me what to do. 9. 10. Mistake AIDS 11. I don't know but it's not large enough for me. 12. Ni No Kuni 2
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