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Sandbox Moderator Applications

over 5 years

Due to popular request, I have decided to open up a moderator program for this lobby. Please post your answers to these questions below in the comments, they are necessary for determining your moderator capabilities:

  1. Why do you want to be a moderator?
  2. What qualifications/experience do you have?
  3. Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: edit this one and save as a new sketchtoy http://sketchtoy.com/68845093
  4. How many holes in a polo?
  5. You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
  6. 2+2=?
  7. 0×∞=?
  8. Boobs or butts? (skip if not into women)
  9. Butts or boobs? (skip if into women)
  10. Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
  11. What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)
  12. Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!

I will rank your moderator capabilities on the side to let you know who's a more likely candidate.

over 5 years
mod rigby
over 5 years
shwartz i'm offended literally everything i said was extremely recycled why did i get 3 points for originality
over 5 years
for the record i wasnt saying cancer as a joke i was saying it because im legit afraid of dying from it. dont take off points for that shwartz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over 5 years
Honestly anyone who put effort into filling out this application with decent, unrecycled humor deserves a shot at mod. If I ever make a serious thread, you guys are starting with bonus points!
over 5 years
I just want to hog up space.

I do things no one else asks for: (https://epicmafia.com/topic/91294)
(https://epicmafia.com/topic/91367)

http://sketchtoy.com/68845411

4 in the shirt, 3 in the word and 1 in the candy

this damn response
takes more effort than i can
contribute as mod

2+2=4

0×∞=NaN

Thigh

Skipped as into women

dinner diarrhea

000

你好吗
over 5 years
sorry, what's the salary and what are the hours?
over 5 years
1. i don't

2. i gamethrow a lot

3. as many as you want

4. http://sketchtoy.com/68845401 sorry mine is so massive it can't possibly fit on the picture

5. gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay

6. 4. 4-1=3

7. 69

8. why not both

10. I didn't have a pet ligma

11. 69

12. ni ni ni
over 5 years
over 5 years
shwartz why do you hate me so
over 5 years
mod rigby
over 5 years
mod rigby
over 5 years
can i be modded now
over 5 years
who starts measurements from the balls
over 5 years
you say ligma's a dead meme yet i think asso would probably say otherwise (unless he stopped saying it)
over 5 years
lucid censored boobs oops let me fix those questions
over 5 years
1. Keep Sandbox pure from heretics and Main expansionists.

2. Chief record keeper at local Alcohol's Anonymous.

3. https://sketchtoy.com/68845211

4. Ahhh. I see you're a man of culture.

5. I'll tell you after you mod me.

6. Give me a few days and I might have a answer. Can't promise anything though.

7. Probably undefined. If we say that any value ( x for example) is divided by 0 = infinite. It means that 0*infinite=x. Since any number can be x it would mean that 0*infinite can also be any number.

If x/0 is just undefined then 0*undefined=x that means x is still undefined.

Finally if x/0= 0 Then 0*0=x and x can be any number then we start going into set theory or binomial theory)

8 and 9. Due to being a vengeful spirit only interested in playing Dice Wars I've forsaken any interaction with other lifeforms.

10. Fish-Common Cold. (FCC)

11 80 with a really stretched 0.

12. Knights who Say.
over 5 years
1. i want to mod abuse
2. i've mod abused and committed general hijinks in games lobby numerous times
3. http://sketchtoy.com/68845236
4. like the shirt? 2
5. an anthropomorphized anime food gacha blog posted a pic of an upcoming food soul today and i fell in love instantly
6. 4
7. infinity is not a numeric value this equation is invalid
8. bŏŏbs
9. butts
10. жадина говядина rabies
11. ?
12. monty python knight
over 5 years
Why do you want to be a moderator?
status
What qualifications/experience do you have?
i own a lobby that has never been used
Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy
http://sketchtoy.com/68845224
How many holes in a polo?
idk 3. thats how many holes i have ;)
You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.
your sweet embrace
is the thing i want the most
in this sad world
2+2=4
0×∞=0
or butts? thighs
Butts or ? thighs
Mod nickname : abby cancer
What is the number in the below image? 3
Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!
nice nice nice
over 5 years
Why do you want to be a moderator?

im powerhungry

What qualifications/experience do you have?

i gave u ur job

Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: http://sketchtoy.com/68845226

How many holes in a polo?

uh 6 if you count button holes


You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

Hallow's Eve, Vermont
I kissed the little mermaid
She was my best friend

2+2=4

0×∞=0

or butts? B0bs
Butts or ? Butts
Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)
Milo Meningitis

What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)
3

Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!
where's that shubbery?
over 5 years
Why do you want to be a moderator?

Because I spend enough of my time on this website, I need some power to be able to ban weebs, scrubs and Shwartz's


What qualifications/experience do you have?

I can type at 120 words per minute and I was president of my university cricket club so i'm good at telling people that they're shit and should quit life


Please draw the estimated size of your genitals in comparison to mine in sketchtoy: http://sketchtoy.com/68845136


How many holes in a polo? in "a polo" there are 3 holes. But if you mean the popular mint, there is one central hole.


You gay? Describe your last homosexual experience as a haiku.

Yesterday I had
with three big men
My butt is on fire


2+2= 4
0×∞= indeterminate
or butts? Butts

Butts or ? Butts
Mod nickname (Your childhood pet name + the disease you least want to die from, ie. Whiskers Ebola)

Jiminey adenomyosis

What is the number in the below image? (get your mind out of the gutter!)

Phallic

Lastly, say three words that pop into your head when I say: Ni!

Nile Nightstand Nightstick
over 5 years
#modrigby
over 5 years
1. i want to make sadbox great again

2. i have experiences with power no man should possess

3. http://sketchtoy.com/68845124

4. 4

5. i don't know my own
you should ask about your own
for you've had loads

6. 22 (4 isn't a real number)

7. 69

8. yes

9. no

10. Furry Ligma

11. 8

12. shwartz dabs xddddddddd
over 5 years
i made a post like this months ago try again shwartz
over 5 years
so what if this is in spam, i'm gonna file a 100% real application