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Wrangling the WOKEN

JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Greetings. I am Jamal Tiberius Marley -- destroyer of the evil clique, executioner of user error, bomber of user Bebop, and most importantly, the leader of the saviours.

For years now, I have fought for the users in this lobby against the people that have threatened them the most. I created the Holy Church of Jamal to unite likeminded individuals who were tired of being at the will of abusive moderators, discourteous people, and a group set out to make their lives on this site and in the Sandbox lobby a living hell.

There was a time where I had such great support in this lobby, truly, against people like Bebop who has wronged so many of you and stole this once great lobby from me because of a grudge he has against me. So many users decided to Stand Tall with Jamal during the hard times when many of our soldiers were victims of the abuse at the hands of the clique, and that will not be forgotten.

The current incarnation of the Holy Church of Jamal truly is a sanctuary for all and a community for all. We have room for everyone who is willing to uphold the values that I have set for the congregants of the church -- and only if they uphold those values. We pride ourselves on spreading positivity and eradicating bullying and toxicity in this lobby and now, the Main lobby.

It has come to my attention that a certain user, Plissken, has been going against the values I have set for the congregants of the church and with that information presented to me, I had my finest team of investigators look into the situation.

Plissken has caused the great people of Sandbox pain and anguish and now with the advent of The List of DELETION, he is directly attacking innocent users who are not toxic nor bullies such as user sl0nderman. While our purpose is to bring justice to the lobbies, we will not be targeting the innocent.

I am hereby revoking Plissken’s WOKEN status and exiling him from the Holy Church of Jamal.

I am hereby shutting down Justice Under Dictators and Scum and anyone who wishes to become WOKEN and begin their path to enlightenment must go through the main branch of the Church: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480

The WOKEN Warriors may still stay a part of the glorious Church, yet let this serve as a reminder to all that the values I have set must be upheld and that no one is immune from being exiled from the Church. I am the Lord and you will obey.

Anyone who speaks on behalf of Plissken will be seen as a traitor and will be exiled from the Church.

As always, the Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all and we look forward to new congregants joining us: https://epicmafia.com/topic/84480

How do you feel about the greatest wrangler, Jamal Tiberius Marley?
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He is our hero!
4
So divine and also dreamy!
view
almost 7 years
jamal open skype or i'll post your skype username in this thread
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

HuskyJiminie says


JamalMarley says


HuskyJiminie says

This whole thing with the church and with Plissken is toxic.


False.

Plissken is toxic and this is why he was exiled, alongside user ivana.


Yeah, but lets be real. This whole thing wouldn't have happened if the church never existed.


The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

This whole thing would never have happened if user Plissken was not an evildoer. Luckily, I am a hero and have saved us all by banishing him.
HuskyJiminie
almost 7 years

JamalMarley says


HuskyJiminie says

This whole thing with the church and with Plissken is toxic.


False.

Plissken is toxic and this is why he was exiled, alongside user ivana.


Yeah, but lets be real. This whole thing wouldn't have happened if the church never existed.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

HuskyJiminie says

This whole thing with the church and with Plissken is toxic.


False.

Plissken is toxic and this is why he was exiled, alongside user ivana.
HuskyJiminie
almost 7 years
This whole thing with the church and with Plissken is toxic.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

trap says

i just took a massive shït in your church


You have done no such thing.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Randomistress says

I am so much honored, Jamal Tiberius Marley!
Gorness


Wonderful!
trap
almost 7 years
i just took a massive shït in your church
Randomistress
almost 7 years
I am so much honored, Jamal Tiberius Marley!
Gorness
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

lozershus says


JamalMarley says


Hela says

On behalf of the woken, I say sorry for following a corrupt person blindly.


Jamal is forgiving.


Exiling sure doesn't sound like forgiving to me. You can't even keep up with your own gimmick.


Plissken was never truly with the Church and he has not apologized and does not feel remorse for his terrible actions.

For those who feel remorseful for wronging me or the Church, they may be granted another chance by the great Jamal Tiberius Marley.

It seems you are not aware of what forgiving means.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

last says

why the fck are you roleplaying as different people on your alts


I do not possess any alternative accounts.
lozershus
almost 7 years

JamalMarley says


Hela says

On behalf of the woken, I say sorry for following a corrupt person blindly.


Jamal is forgiving.


Exiling sure doesn't sound like forgiving to me. You can't even keep up with your own gimmick.
last
almost 7 years
why the fck are you roleplaying as different people on your alts
k9trip
almost 7 years

lozershus says

Exiling a member of your churh who went rogue instead of talking with them and getting to the bottom of his issues and re-enlightening his life is evidence that your community is a sham and is why i will never join such a fake convoluted group of imbeciles who do not care for one another's well-being let alone the em community's. Your church can take a hike, stop spamming.


Jamal knows he cant stop my madness and convert me, also that im a lost cause. You know Plisskin is a fool when he thinks he has the power to convert me.
k9trip
almost 7 years

Bebop says


sana says


jamal in op says

The WOKEN Warriors


eat glass


i only just realised he's copying the water warriors, it's war


Praise Bebop, praise Kek
k9trip
almost 7 years
I hope Plisskin eats some bad mexican food
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

Hela says

On behalf of the woken, I say sorry for following a corrupt person blindly.


Jamal is forgiving.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

lozershus says

Exiling a member of your churh who went rogue instead of talking with them and getting to the bottom of his issues and re-enlightening his life is evidence that your community is a sham and is why i will never join such a fake convoluted group of imbeciles who do not care for one another's well-being let alone the em community's. Your church can take a hike, stop spamming.


User Plissken did not GO rogue, he has rogue from the beginning and he was punished with banishment.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

MajesticTerrapin says

Jamal, I get the message you are trying to send, but here is the thing, "WOKEN" Plissken and Zoella are also those whom bully and/or abuse powers in sandbox, and you allow them on our side, which is why I don't want to join, why stand up to something your "friends" don't represent.


User Plissken had manipulated users into doing his bidding like a sick cult leader. I truly believe that users like Zoella may repent for her sins, but Plissken is a lost cause and this is why he had to be exiled.
Hela
almost 7 years
On behalf of the woken, I say sorry for following a corrupt person blindly.
lozershus
almost 7 years
Exiling a member of your churh who went rogue instead of talking with them and getting to the bottom of his issues and re-enlightening his life is evidence that your community is a sham and is why i will never join such a fake convoluted group of imbeciles who do not care for one another's well-being let alone the em community's. Your church can take a hike, stop spamming.
MajesticTerrapin
almost 7 years
Jamal, I get the message you are trying to send, but here is the thing, "WOKEN" Plissken and Zoella are also those whom bully and/or abuse powers in sandbox, and you allow them on our side, which is why I don't want to join, why stand up to something your "friends" don't represent.
nearbeer
almost 7 years
Book of Belial > Eve
deletedalmost 7 years

SirAmelio says


Nakhhash says


nearbeer says


Negra says

plissken is judas


Don't insult my boi judas like that




judas in BoI is actual trash

1 heart container means you die instantly to any champion

FUCC
THAT


its ok to have bad opinions

if youre getting hit by regular enemies or most bosses in the first few levels then you need to git gud!!!


the fact that he starts out with less health than everyone except for the lost is actually really terrible in that he can't take devil deals at base without dying (except for rare situations), you can't mess around with blood donation machines, and there's not a lot of freedom for getting hit

and in a game that's as RNG dependent as isaac you might not get health upgrades

soul hearts exist (and are fairly common for tinted rocks which show up semi-frequently) but if you're doing that playstyle you might as well just play eve tbh
Bebop
almost 7 years

sana says


jamal in op says

The WOKEN Warriors


eat glass


i only just realised he's copying the water warriors, it's war