WEEK 15: The Finale

[11:03:53 PM] VelociRaptor: [10:57 PM] VelociRaptor:

<<< Each of the submissions must be exactly on the minute, no additional seconds included. Read the DAMN instructions

scott rlly SNAPPED

WOW ANOTHER UNANIMOUS VOTEOUT WHAT A SHOCK

y'all just paid for my dinner tomorrow night thanks xxxx

:'(

Ugly.

Sad to see a fellow brit go...

[11:01:47 PM] Anthony Eats: I won this challenge in Canadienne Majorca
[11:01:50 PM] Anthony Eats: final 4 immunity
[11:01:53 PM] Jacob: wanna play for me
[11:01:56 PM] Jacob: can we each pick a host
[11:01:58 PM] Jacob: to do it for us
[11:02:09 PM] Anthony Eats: I have a life now though
[11:03:19 PM] Jacob: wait so
[11:03:21 PM] Jacob: host
[11:03:26 PM] Jacob: does it have to be exactly 1 minute
[11:03:32 PM] Jacob: for example I just did 1 minute 6 seconds
[11:03:43 PM] Knife: you lose then loser
[11:03:50 PM] Anthony Eats: ach of the submissions must be exactly on the minute, no additional seconds included.
[11:03:53 PM] VelociRaptor: [10:57 PM] VelociRaptor:

<<< Each of the submissions must be exactly on the minute, no additional seconds included. Read the DAMN instructions
[11:03:59 PM] Anthony Eats: ^
[11:04:03 PM] Knife: smh
[11:04:09 PM] Knife: kids these days
[11:04:17 PM] Jacob: :(
[11:04:19 PM] Jacob: how do i do that
[11:04:26 PM] Jacob: it’s hard to time it
[11:04:33 PM] Jacob: what if I’ve been holding for like 30 mins
[11:04:38 PM] Jacob: and I just let go at the wrong time
[11:05:00 PM] VelociRaptor: Then you have to do 30 minutes again
[11:05:48 PM] Jacob: ok what if
[11:05:53 PM] Jacob: I put a physical item on top of my mouse
[11:06:05 PM] Jacob: in order to make the computer think I am holding the button down

[10:31:47 PM] Knife: rip
[10:31:52 PM] Monte Dante: kill me scott
[10:31:55 PM] Monte Dante: with your blade
[10:31:59 PM] Monte Dante: make it swift
[10:32:03 PM] *** VelociRaptor removed Monte Dante from this conversation. ***
[10:32:13 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[10:32:16 PM] VelociRaptor: So here's the deal
[10:32:26 PM] VelociRaptor: Part 1 of the F3 HOH will be posted shortly
[10:32:33 PM] VelociRaptor: And it will be a 48 hour challenge
[10:32:50 PM] VelociRaptor: Before the announcement of the results on Friday night
[10:33:06 PM] VelociRaptor: We will do a live rites of passage ceremony
[10:34:26 PM] Jacob: nice
[10:34:35 PM] Jacob: is that because I complained when you said there was no ROP
[10:38:28 PM] Knife: whats rop?
[10:38:54 PM] Knife: oh duh lol
[10:38:57 PM] Jacob: :^0
[10:39:02 PM] Jacob: didn’t you watch survivor ever
[10:41:37 PM] Knife: i thought i didnt know what it was cuz this is BB
[10:41:54 PM] Knife: so i was like wtf is rop in bb?
[10:42:10 PM] Knife: yeah im dumb ignore me
[10:42:19 PM] Jacob: done
[10:54:44 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay our first HOH challenge part 1 is endurance
[10:54:50 PM] VelociRaptor: HOLD THE BUTTON
[10:57:48 PM] VelociRaptor: You will be given a website http://www.holdthebutton.com/ that will tell you how long you hold a button for. The challenge is to provide screenshots of you holding the button for 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes, 4 minutes.... up to as many minutes as you can. Each of the submissions must be exactly on the minute, no additional seconds included. Please provide the screenshots in one google document, proper screenshotting rules apply. Submissions are due 10 PM Friday February 2nd.
[10:58:54 PM] VelociRaptor: Winner of this challenge will advance to part 2
[10:58:56 PM] VelociRaptor: 3
[10:59:03 PM] VelociRaptor: Losers will compete in part 2
[10:59:05 PM] Jacob: ah
[10:59:10 PM] Jacob: the classic who has less of a life challenge

[10:28:24 PM] Monte Dante: lol
[10:28:25 PM] Monte Dante: np
[10:28:27 PM] Monte Dante: trust me i want u to win
[10:28:32 PM] Knife: rip
[10:28:41 PM] Monte Dante: just get to part 3 and maybe it will be luck
[10:28:54 PM] Jacob: On 1/31/18, at 10:28 PM, Monte Dante wrote:
> trust me i want u to win

yeah that’ll really motivate me to get taken to f2
[10:28:57 PM] VelociRaptor: That's how I lost House of Shade!
[10:28:57 PM] Monte Dante: hedger wont win anser the jury questions we all know
[10:29:05 PM] Monte Dante: they wont take u anyways!!!
[10:29:23 PM] Monte Dante: hedger is very much delusioned at this point
[10:29:23 PM] Jacob: :^)
[10:29:29 PM] Monte Dante: idk knife
[10:29:30 PM] Monte Dante: who r u taking
[10:29:39 PM] Monte Dante: whisperrrrr
[10:29:42 PM] Knife: lol
[10:29:45 PM] Jacob: in the words of G Eazy
[10:29:52 PM] Jacob: WOOOOo its just me myself and i
[10:30:34 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay Monte
[10:30:36 PM] VelociRaptor: Ready to go?
[10:30:55 PM] VelociRaptor: He is ready to go
[10:30:59 PM] Jacob: oh i didn’t write a goodbye message
[10:31:02 PM] Jacob: nobody reminded me
[10:31:07 PM] VelociRaptor: Thank you for playing and we'll see you at final tribal
[10:31:08 PM] Jacob: can i write one
[10:31:09 PM] Jacob: still
[10:31:10 PM] VelociRaptor: Yes
[10:31:11 PM] Monte Dante: america hates me
[10:31:11 PM] Jacob: ok
[10:31:13 PM] Monte Dante: AMERICA HATES ME
[10:31:17 PM] Monte Dante: wait
[10:31:20 PM] VelociRaptor: Everyone should write a goodbye message
[10:31:24 PM] Knife: i already said my goodbyes :(
[10:31:30 PM] VelociRaptor: Don't make me wait
[10:31:39 PM] Monte Dante: knife u lost my jury vote with that subhar goodbye message
[10:31:43 PM] Monte Dante: i am voting the GOAT hedger
[10:31:46 PM] Monte Dante: the greatest of all time

[10:26:17 PM] Knife: tbh i wouldnt be surprised
[10:26:19 PM] Jacob: I’m disappointed in this flop season
[10:26:25 PM] Knife: im not
[10:26:29 PM] Knife: stop bashing our season
[10:26:36 PM] VelociRaptor: Monte Carrlo
[10:26:39 PM] Monte Dante: IM WITH JBOMB WOO
[10:27:08 PM] VelociRaptor: You have been evicted from the Big Brother house - you have 5 minutes to pack upand say goodbye
[10:27:12 PM] Monte Dante: upand
[10:27:13 PM] Jacob: gg
[10:27:15 PM] Monte Dante: is not a word
[10:27:19 PM] Knife: good game monte
[10:27:25 PM] VelociRaptor: Africa is a country
[10:27:36 PM] Monte Dante: true
[10:27:36 PM] Jacob: africa is a metaphor for the beauty inside us all
[10:27:44 PM] Monte Dante: I already said my thoughts
[10:27:49 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[10:27:49 PM] Monte Dante: but
[10:27:54 PM] Monte Dante: congrats knife ON WINNING
[10:28:02 PM] Monte Dante: CONGRATS HEDGER on silver
[10:28:05 PM] Knife: lol we'll see
[10:28:10 PM] Monte Dante: Jbomb ur gunna need a miracle
[10:28:18 PM] Jacob: thanks for your confidence

[10:22:15 PM] Knife: time to pull up my doc lol
[10:22:24 PM] Jacob: I looked at it a decent amount
[10:22:26 PM] Jacob: but like
[10:22:31 PM] Jacob: say I studied and cut off 10 minutes of my time
[10:22:40 PM] Jacob: That’s how much I’d need
[10:22:42 PM] Jacob: to be in his range
[10:22:51 PM] Jacob: He’s a challenge beast and that’s just part of the season
[10:22:58 PM] Jacob: you need to work around/with it
[10:23:26 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[10:23:41 PM] Knife: true
[10:23:43 PM] Monte Dante: I always stuided to beat hedger i tried in hexagon i did my best but i just failed
[10:23:47 PM] Monte Dante: i beat him two times
[10:23:51 PM] Monte Dante: but it wasn't the right times
[10:24:12 PM] Monte Dante: but it dosent matter now
[10:24:39 PM] VelociRaptor: Do you think the challenges were set up too similar?
[10:24:54 PM] VelociRaptor: Was there not enough variety to give yourselves chances in more challenges?
[10:24:55 PM] Monte Dante: its not the challenges fault
[10:25:01 PM] Jacob: Nah it was fine
[10:25:09 PM] Knife: i think there was variety, hedgers just good at challenges
[10:25:12 PM] Jacob: ^
[10:25:30 PM] Monte Dante: but there are some luck comps in real bb
[10:25:30 PM] Jacob: or maybe
[10:25:31 PM] Jacob: we just suck
[10:25:40 PM] Knife: lol
[10:25:42 PM] VelociRaptor: OKay
[10:25:49 PM] VelociRaptor: Let's get to the eviction results
[10:26:01 PM] Knife: good luck monte
[10:26:02 PM] Monte Dante: i think im safe
[10:26:03 PM] Jacob: was it a 1-0 vote
[10:26:04 PM] VelociRaptor: Surprisingly
[10:26:06 PM] Monte Dante: thanks
[10:26:09 PM] VelociRaptor: The vote was 1-0
[10:26:14 PM] Jacob: it’s unanimous again

[10:20:28 PM] VelociRaptor: Goat is a pretty derogatory term though - it does take some backing up
[10:20:38 PM] Jacob: If goat is defined as being dragged
[10:20:43 PM] Jacob: I don’t think anyone left here
[10:20:44 PM] VelociRaptor: Unless you believe everyone who is saved in F4 and F3 is a goat
[10:20:46 PM] Jacob: is worthy of that term
[10:20:59 PM] Jacob: but I guess monte perceives things his ways
[10:21:05 PM] Knife: yeah i think all of us played different but non goat games
[10:21:08 PM] Monte Dante: i meant like he attached himself to hedger and since hedger wins all the comps he can go to the end with him
[10:21:18 PM] Monte Dante: and that was the only move to make in this game
[10:21:23 PM] Monte Dante: and that's why i am voting for him
[10:21:24 PM] VelociRaptor: Well
[10:21:26 PM] Knife: well jbob we know perception is the entire game
[10:21:31 PM] VelociRaptor: Someone could have beaten hedger in a challenge
[10:21:36 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:21:46 PM] Monte Dante: but no one did when it was important
[10:21:50 PM] VelociRaptor: I've got a question for each of the three of you
[10:21:50 PM] Knife: people did in the beginning lol
[10:21:53 PM] Knife: true
[10:22:02 PM] Jacob: On 1/31/18, at 10:21 PM, VelociRaptor wrote:
> Someone could have beaten hedger in a challenge

wait a sec
[10:22:03 PM] VelociRaptor: How much did you study the map before starting the challenge last night?
[10:22:07 PM] Jacob: don’t get ahead of yourself
[10:22:08 PM] Monte Dante: its ok that hedger is a comp beast but he failed to protect his allies yuujin and devon and relied on comps for every eviction

[10:17:29 PM] Knife: i mean im just sayin that if i win this game. if. then it was cuz of me and not hedger or jbob or you
[10:17:30 PM] Monte Dante: since hes saving him
[10:17:40 PM] Monte Dante: but knife attached to him so its not a bad thing
[10:17:56 PM] Knife: well yeah ofc this vote directly
[10:17:58 PM] Knife: hes the sole vote lol
[10:18:01 PM] Monte Dante: lol
[10:18:02 PM] Monte Dante: yea
[10:18:09 PM] VelociRaptor: I'm a little confused
[10:18:15 PM] Jacob: hi
[10:18:17 PM] Knife: good
[10:18:18 PM] Jacob: I like drama I’m a drama llama
[10:18:33 PM] VelociRaptor: Jacob, is knife hedger's goat?
[10:18:52 PM] Jacob: Define goat
[10:18:58 PM] Jacob: because goat implies you just
[10:19:00 PM] Knife: [10:17 PM] Monte Dante:

<<< hedger is the goat in ur termits both to monte
[10:19:03 PM] Jacob: in my opinion at least
[10:19:06 PM] VelociRaptor: [10:16 PM] Monte Dante:

<<< just someone hedger chooses to drag to the end
[10:19:06 PM] Monte Dante: true
[10:19:07 PM] Jacob: goat implies you just
[10:19:12 PM] Monte Dante: i used the wrong word
[10:19:13 PM] Jacob: rolled over and did whatever they said
[10:19:16 PM] Jacob: and knife had an independent game
[10:19:26 PM] Jacob: well I have no clue whether hedger is “dragging” anyone to the end
[10:19:30 PM] Jacob: if he does indeed win the f3 hoh
[10:19:33 PM] Jacob: he’ll take who he deems best
[10:19:40 PM] Knife: yeah
[10:19:40 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:19:42 PM] Knife: if
[10:19:43 PM] Knife: he
[10:19:44 PM] Knife: wins
[10:19:47 PM] Monte Dante: when
[10:19:49 PM] Knife: ;)
[10:19:53 PM] Monte Dante: and he will take knife and knife will win
[10:20:10 PM] Monte Dante: hedger thinks he can beat him for some reason
[10:20:15 PM] Monte Dante: even tho he dosent talk to jury

[10:13:34 PM] Monte Dante: becoming hedgers goat was the way to win this season
[10:13:48 PM] Monte Dante: once yuujin left hedger was the best person to bring to the end
[10:13:48 PM] VelociRaptor: [2:40 AM] Monte Dante:

<<< Knife at least you are respectable
But seriously stop snaking
It's obvious you snake when someone messages me 1 minute after we had a convo about them
[10:13:56 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:14:03 PM] Monte Dante: u should stop
[10:14:18 PM] Monte Dante: snaking dosent help win games!
[10:15:01 PM] Knife: dont call me a snake and a goat just cuz your game didnt work out for you. im not a goat son.
[10:15:20 PM] Monte Dante: its ok to be his goat
[10:15:30 PM] Monte Dante: your going to win because of it
[10:15:32 PM] Knife: no its not and i dont appreciate you sayin that
[10:15:47 PM] Monte Dante: it is
[10:15:54 PM] Monte Dante: embrace it come jury time
[10:16:11 PM] VelociRaptor: Monte what do you mean by goat in this case? Usually it means someone who is going to lose in final jury, but it's clear you don't think that's the case?
[10:16:32 PM] Monte Dante: just someone hedger chooses to drag to the end
[10:16:46 PM] Monte Dante: but the only way any of us were getting there is by being dragged by hedger
[10:16:48 PM] Monte Dante: since he wins the comps
[10:17:01 PM] Monte Dante: hedger is the goat in ur term
[10:17:08 PM] VelociRaptor: Do you think Hedger has been responsible for knife's continued existence in this game?
[10:17:09 PM] Monte Dante: he will get destroyed next to jacob and knife
[10:17:18 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:17:28 PM] Monte Dante: this vote directly

[10:07:35 PM] Monte Dante: the difference is im getting evicted and hes winning the season
[10:08:04 PM] Knife: first off montes a poet so i cant do monologues like he can
[10:08:45 PM] Monte Dante: you just need a spark to ignite your passion
[10:08:52 PM] VelociRaptor: Is there a second off?
[10:09:04 PM] Monte Dante: no but there is a jack off
[10:09:23 PM] VelociRaptor: Who?
[10:09:29 PM] Monte Dante: me
[10:09:35 PM] Jacob: Hi I'm about to
Drive home
[10:09:40 PM] Jacob: I'll be home in 5 mins
[10:09:40 PM] Monte Dante: u cant drive liar
[10:09:44 PM] Knife: i mean yeah its been frustrating watching hedger win everything duh
[10:09:45 PM] Jacob: Indeed I can
[10:09:52 PM] Monte Dante: i know ur lying but ok
[10:10:31 PM] Knife: jbob dont embb and drive
[10:10:38 PM] VelociRaptor: Well I don't think that's a duh
[10:11:01 PM] VelociRaptor: Maybe one of you are cool with Hedger winning these comps
[10:11:09 PM] Knife: i mean im competetive i like winning so ofc thats been frustrating lol
[10:12:41 PM] Monte Dante: well knife made the one strategic move in this game in attaching to hedger, and he will win for it
[10:12:58 PM] Monte Dante: and what i say dosent matter that outcome will not change
[10:12:58 PM] VelociRaptor: What do you think of Monte calling you Hedger's goat?
[10:13:09 PM] VelociRaptor: And calling you a snake?
[10:13:14 PM] Knife: its frustrating
[10:13:18 PM] Knife: did he call me a snake?
[10:13:22 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:13:27 PM] Monte Dante: im still voting knife in the end its ok

[4:46:44 PM] VelociRaptor: Eviction Ceremony will be at 10 PM tonight
[4:46:46 PM] VelociRaptor: Be there!
[5:01:32 PM] Jacob: I won't be here till 10:15
[5:34:29 PM] Knife: i'll be here
[5:34:39 PM] Knife: maybe this time ill be here and jbob will miss it
[5:36:12 PM] Jacob: NOOOOooooooo
[5:52:45 PM] Monte Dante: (fistbump)
[5:55:43 PM] Monte Dante: (cakethrow)
[9:43:28 PM] Monte Dante: My final minutes
[9:57:17 PM] Monte Dante: when someones about to get fired
[9:57:22 PM] Monte Dante: and no one looks at them
[10:01:38 PM] Monte Dante: time for eviction ceremon
[10:01:39 PM] Monte Dante: y
[10:03:26 PM] Monte Dante: hurry
[10:03:36 PM] VelociRaptor: Hello
[10:03:39 PM] Monte Dante: yes go
[10:03:43 PM] VelociRaptor: Who is ready for the ceremony?
[10:03:47 PM] Monte Dante: they don't want to face their daddy
[10:03:50 PM] VelociRaptor: I need more than you here Monte
[10:03:56 PM] Monte Dante: they are scared of me
[10:03:59 PM] Monte Dante: i am a dying dog
[10:04:06 PM] Monte Dante: like in to kill a mockingbird
[10:04:11 PM] Monte Dante: they dont want rabies
[10:04:17 PM] VelociRaptor: Are you rabid?
[10:04:23 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:04:47 PM] Knife: hey
[10:04:54 PM] Monte Dante: yes
[10:04:55 PM] Knife: almost missed it again
[10:04:55 PM] Monte Dante: welcome
[10:05:22 PM] Monte Dante: now we are just missing the goat and the 3rd placer
[10:05:29 PM] Knife: how many people do we need?
[10:06:00 PM] Knife: i think 2 is enough
[10:06:03 PM] VelociRaptor: This is okay to start
[10:06:10 PM] VelociRaptor: Jbob will be here soon
[10:06:12 PM] Monte Dante: i agree knife
[10:06:16 PM] Knife: in like 10 minutes lol
[10:06:17 PM] VelociRaptor: Knife
[10:06:21 PM] Knife: yessir
[10:07:01 PM] VelociRaptor: You haven't given the long monologues that Monte has - do you feel much the same way as him, the same sense of frustration, or are you pretty cool with your standing?

wadhia says

because I can't read ;) but anyway... there's still time for drama, maybe this Hedger cat guy will use the veto on Monte or Knife. It's actually not a bad idea, he could actually prove to the jury that he has a social game if he did that and they kept him around (wink wink Monte and Knife - still vote him out though if he does that)

ha accurate actually

Wooh hedger winning pov!!!

Wooh monte pls live!!!

woooh monte did THAT!!!!

wadhia says

i guess thats the difference between me and most people... they can only imagine being this upset and this dumb and this ridiculous.. i get to live it ;)

A wonderful life we lead :')

i guess thats the difference between me and most people... they can only imagine being this upset and this dumb and this ridiculous.. i get to live it ;)

wadhia says

I can read ya know and Ally already explained it. But if you like grasping at any opportunity to double up on somebody when they're wrong, you do you. Lol.

imagine being this upset that you got owned for being a dumbáss

ya hedger pull a marcellas!

LMFAOOO

because I can't read ;) but anyway... there's still time for drama, maybe this Hedger cat guy will use the veto on Monte or Knife. It's actually not a bad idea, he could actually prove to the jury that he has a social game if he did that and they kept him around (wink wink Monte and Knife - still vote him out though if he does that)