WEEK 15: The Finale

EMBB says

[9:35:00 PM] utlrtaaugust: I wasn’t actually serious wtf guys entertain me

I TRIED ULTRA THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN

[9:35:00 PM] utlrtaaugust: I wasn’t actually serious wtf guys entertain me

[9:29:40 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: How long are you gonna be in the house?
[9:30:01 PM] utlrtaaugust: Forever
[9:30:06 PM] Jacob: good
[9:30:14 PM] Monte Dante: vote him out
[9:30:18 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Okay then you get to see the inactivity.
[9:30:22 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: That's good sign.
[9:30:57 PM] utlrtaaugust: Sweet

[9:23:34 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Lmao
[9:23:36 PM] utlrtaaugust: Yeah sure
[9:23:45 PM] Monte Dante: tell them to add u to drs
[9:23:56 PM] utlrtaaugust: Uh it’s the grilled cheese comp go
[9:24:00 PM] utlrtaaugust: I’m the only judge
[9:24:22 PM] utlrtaaugust: Whoever personally ships me the best grilled cheese wins
[9:24:38 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: I sent one already.
[9:24:39 PM] utlrtaaugust: (I don’t know sorry)
[9:26:01 PM] utlrtaaugust: Here
[9:26:44 PM] Anthony Eats: ultra
[9:26:50 PM] Anthony Eats: where do you find these video
[9:26:50 PM] Anthony Eats: s
[9:27:31 PM] utlrtaaugust: That’s my idol brodudebro
[9:27:50 PM] Anthony Eats: do u know them
[9:27:51 PM] Anthony Eats: irl
[9:27:53 PM] utlrtaaugust: Yes
[9:27:56 PM] Anthony Eats: ok
[9:27:58 PM] Anthony Eats: that makes sense now
[9:28:02 PM] utlrtaaugust: Lmao
[9:28:08 PM] Anthony Eats: I was like "where the did you find this guy with 133 views"
[9:28:55 PM] utlrtaaugust: It’s beautiful, he hated his video production class so instead he made that garbage and got full credit
[9:29:11 PM] utlrtaaugust: Or at least he told me he passed

[9:18:43 PM] Monte Dante: Yes
[9:18:57 PM] Monte Dante: What IS THE special announcement
[9:18:59 PM] utlrtaaugust: Where do I vote for myself to win
[9:19:05 PM] Monte Dante: Did u finally get a girlfriend
[9:19:09 PM] Jacob: you can vote for me to win if you’d like
[9:19:17 PM] utlrtaaugust: I’m going 2 announce this seasons new twist
[9:19:24 PM] utlrtaaugust: Also I missed uranus
[9:19:38 PM] Monte Dante: Come on over it's still here
[9:19:42 PM] utlrtaaugust: I lost my chance to shitpost
[9:20:06 PM] Jacob: cute
[9:20:10 PM] utlrtaaugust: Here the twist is a picture of my cat
[9:20:28 PM] utlrtaaugust: Also whoever makes me the best grilled cheese sandwich gets a high five
[9:20:58 PM] utlrtaaugust: WhAT
[9:21:07 PM] Jacob: I make a good one
[9:21:09 PM] Monte Dante: lag
[9:21:09 PM] Jacob: the key is
[9:21:16 PM] Jacob: the cheese to bread ratio
[9:21:18 PM] Jacob: has to be just right
[9:21:25 PM] utlrtaaugust: 10/7 right
[9:21:28 PM] Monte Dante: ill give u a double decker grilled cheese
[9:21:37 PM] Jacob: I’m more of a 10/8
[9:21:48 PM] utlrtaaugust: 10 being the 17 KraftSingles
[9:22:04 PM] utlrtaaugust: And the 7 being 14.5 more KraftSingles
[9:22:12 PM] utlrtaaugust: mmm
[9:22:13 PM] Jacob: um
[9:22:16 PM] Jacob: ill say yes
[9:22:53 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Just put lots of cheese inside the sandwich and then when it's grilled put some more on the top.
[9:22:57 PM] utlrtaaugust: https://youtu.be/CLfJqPsLt44
[9:23:00 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: The cheese is never less.
[9:23:10 PM] utlrtaaugust: Yeah exactly
[9:23:19 PM] utlrtaaugust: I cook em in my toaster
[9:23:26 PM] Monte Dante: ultra can u host the hoh
[9:23:30 PM] Monte Dante: since scott is sleeping

[9:15:54 PM] utlrtaaugust: YOYOYOYOYO
[9:15:57 PM] utlrtaaugust: WHAT IT IS
[9:16:01 PM] utlrtaaugust:
[9:16:07 PM] Jacob: :^)
[9:16:12 PM] Knife: whos this
[9:16:19 PM] Jacob: some lame guy
[9:16:21 PM] Knife: lol jk
[9:16:21 PM] Jacob: never even trophied
[9:16:25 PM] Knife: oof
[9:16:32 PM] Knife: bad karma right there...
[9:16:38 PM] utlrtaaugust: HeY gUyS iM hErE 4 VeRy SpeCiaL AnNoUNcmEnt
[9:16:38 PM] Jacob: knife
[9:16:41 PM] Knife: im knocking on wood rn
[9:16:41 PM] Jacob: oh god
[9:16:42 PM] Jacob: LOL
[9:16:59 PM] utlrtaaugust: I’m going to introduce u guys to the worst human being
[9:17:04 PM] utlrtaaugust: (Me duh wtf)
[9:17:07 PM] Knife: but i already know monte?
[9:17:08 PM] Knife: oh
[9:17:16 PM] utlrtaaugust: Who’s this knife guy
[9:17:20 PM] Jacob: a flop
[9:17:26 PM] Knife: sounds about right
[9:17:28 PM] Monte Dante: are u calling me human
[9:17:32 PM] Monte Dante: what an insult
[9:17:42 PM] utlrtaaugust: Monte ppl think u are me in gsmes and it is funny
[9:17:55 PM] utlrtaaugust: even when I say I’m not it’s very confuse
[9:18:07 PM] Jacob: hey ultra
[9:18:12 PM] Jacob: have you voted in the april fam election
[9:18:21 PM] utlrtaaugust: The what what election
[9:18:26 PM] utlrtaaugust: Emmy rigged it
[9:18:29 PM] Jacob: true

[9:10:16 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Omg a person from planet earth!
[9:10:33 PM] Hedger: [9:10 PM] VelociRaptor:

<<< PODDDDDDDDDDDDyeah playing with him lol. someone else was the worst as well but I can't remember who
[9:10:36 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: The winner of jotto tournament?
[9:10:45 PM] Anthony Eats: where ultra at
[9:10:52 PM] Hedger: rip I miss playing jotto with dezeraie tho, fun times
[9:11:12 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Oh the meme lord is coming to the ship!
[9:11:25 PM] VelociRaptor: "Me when the winning word isn't in either Oxford or Merriam-Webster dictionaries.

But I'm sure POD uses it in his everyday speech."
[9:11:30 PM] VelociRaptor: My best burn ever
[9:11:49 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: A sheep is coming to the ship!
[9:12:17 PM] Hedger: lmao yeah if someone does a word like that
[9:12:24 PM] Hedger: i never play them again
[9:12:26 PM] Anthony Eats: baa
[9:12:57 PM] Monte Dante: looks like ultra is not here
[9:13:01 PM] Monte Dante: remove him
[9:14:08 PM] VelociRaptor: One more thing
[9:14:32 PM] VelociRaptor: The word for everyone will be the same - if you share the word we will hunt you down and kick you out of the game
[9:14:35 PM] VelociRaptor: So don't do it
[9:14:49 PM] Jacob: mood
[9:15:27 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay goodnight everybody
[9:15:31 PM] VelociRaptor: I'm going back to being sick

[9:08:21 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: rip
[9:08:36 PM] Monte Dante: good thing the KING OF GAMES bryce isn't here to slay us all
[9:09:01 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: I like this game and you guys don't make me play this. Sad.
[9:09:04 PM] VelociRaptor: If there is a tie we will do a tiebreaker word
[9:09:11 PM] Anthony Eats: okay
[9:09:19 PM] Anthony Eats: We've got a special guest for u guys
[9:09:27 PM] VelociRaptor: That's not very dramatic
[9:09:28 PM] Anthony Eats: get hype?
[9:09:35 PM] Jacob: is it
[9:09:35 PM] Jacob: ultra
[9:09:36 PM] Anthony Eats: GET HYPE EVERYONE
[9:09:39 PM] VelociRaptor: ALARMS ARE GOING OFF OUTSIDE THE SPACESHIP
[9:09:43 PM] Anthony Eats: no why would you think that jacob
[9:09:48 PM] VelociRaptor: WE HAVE AN INTRUDER ALIEN
[9:09:50 PM] Jacob: um
[9:09:53 PM] *** Anthony Eats added utlrtaaugust ***
[9:09:53 PM] Jacob: cuz yesterday you said
[9:09:56 PM] Jacob: yea
[9:10:02 PM] Jacob: hey ultra
[9:10:02 PM] Anthony Eats: ultraaug is here
[9:10:03 PM] Hedger: yay I like jotto when people don't do fake words
[9:10:05 PM] Jacob: would you like to support me
[9:10:07 PM] Jacob: in the april fam election
[9:10:12 PM] Monte Dante: jakul
[9:10:16 PM] VelociRaptor: [9:10 PM] Hedger:

<<< yay I like jotto when people don't do fake wordsPODDDDDDDDDDDD

[9:03:59 PM] Jacob: oh
[9:04:02 PM] Jacob: I thought we were here alread
[9:04:07 PM] Knife: 'oh...hey mercury.....'
[9:04:10 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: I thought we were on Sun..
[9:04:14 PM] Knife: LOL
[9:04:14 PM] Hedger: you do realise that was one of the embb math questions
[9:04:18 PM] Hedger: what planet we hadn't visited :P
[9:04:18 PM] Jacob: lmfao
[9:04:29 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Bye. I would have loved to be on Sun.
[9:04:31 PM] Knife: yes i remember but i didnt think wed go here after going through a black hole?
[9:04:40 PM] Knife: i thought itd be on the black hole trip back or something lol
[9:04:51 PM] Jacob: the black hole teleported us here
[9:04:54 PM] Jacob: it’s simple physics
[9:05:00 PM] Jacob: f = ma
[9:05:12 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: [9:00 PM] Knife:

<<< his dream for an all male house has finally come trueOh I think Jacob's gonna masturbate to this lol.
[9:05:20 PM] VelociRaptor: Sounds about right
[9:05:23 PM] Monte Dante: lol
[9:05:26 PM] VelociRaptor: Males - Jacob - masturbation
[9:05:28 PM] Jacob: I’d like to reiterate that my comment about masturbation earlier
[9:05:29 PM] Jacob: was a joke
[9:05:33 PM] VelociRaptor: suuuuuuure
[9:05:37 PM] Jacob: :^)
[9:05:40 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[9:05:48 PM | Edited 9:05:50 PM] Jacob: oh I forgot to do my audio confessionals again
[9:05:51 PM] Jacob: woops
[9:07:48 PM] VelociRaptor: For your HOH competition you will be playing a game based on the EM game Jotto - the hosts will have a 6 letter word with 6 unique letters, it will be your job to find out what that work is by guessing different options. After each guess, the hosts will tell you how many letters in your word are correct. The person who requires the least tries to figure out the word will win the HOH competition. Please PM your DR when ready, challenge is due by 9 PM EST tomorrow.

[9:02:11 PM] Knife: uh oh
[9:02:13 PM] Jacob: yes
[9:02:21 PM] Knife: also clever that a fast forward was in the black hole ;)
[9:02:34 PM] Knife: cuz of space-time travel
[9:02:38 PM] Knife: etc etc
[9:02:44 PM] Hedger: I already said we were gonna die
[9:02:47 PM] VelociRaptor: However, as you get sucked in you start to see a light at the end - a powerful light
[9:02:52 PM] Jacob: omg a star!!
[9:02:54 PM] Jacob: nOPO
[9:02:54 PM] Jacob: NOI
[9:02:55 PM] Hedger: it's finally over!
[9:02:58 PM] Jacob: IT BETTER NOT BE CONSTELLATIONS
[9:03:02 PM] Knife: Geonosis?
[9:03:03 PM] Monte Dante: its a white hole
[9:03:05 PM] Knife: Alderaan?
[9:03:09 PM] Knife: Naboo?
[9:03:12 PM] Jacob:
[9:03:13 PM] Knife: where are we?
[9:03:20 PM] Monte Dante: we are being spit out into a new dimension
[9:03:21 PM] Knife: Mustafar?
[9:03:22 PM] Jacob: constellations is my enemy
[9:03:25 PM] Knife: Mandalore?
[9:03:26 PM] Knife: where?
[9:03:32 PM] VelociRaptor: It seems like the black hole has dropped you off very close to the sun - the engines are overheating and you need to take shelter in the first place you can find
[9:03:43 PM] Knife: aw man just mercury?
[9:03:46 PM] Knife: lol
[9:03:49 PM] VelociRaptor: You find the nearest planet - the closest one to the sun
[9:03:58 PM] VelociRaptor: Welcome housemates, to Mercury

[8:58:34 PM] Jacob: Yeah when’s that buyback
[8:58:35 PM] Monte Dante: did she win
[8:58:37 PM] Jacob: I want teadrinker
[8:58:40 PM] Jacob: also congrats on f5 guys!!
[8:58:52 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Oh I get up in time and this happens..
[8:58:59 PM] Monte Dante: welcome
[8:59:03 PM] VelociRaptor: Three of you will get trophies
[8:59:09 PM] VelociRaptor: Two of you...will not
[8:59:11 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: They do early saddening.
[8:59:13 PM] VelociRaptor: (devil)
[8:59:21 PM] 100GOD_Saurabh: Congrats on making FT guys!
[8:59:23 PM] Monte Dante: how much can i sell a trophy for
[8:59:34 PM] Knife: congrats on f5!
[9:00:01 PM] Knife: saurabh finally nommed all the girls out of the house
[9:00:07 PM] Knife: all = both
[9:00:07 PM] Monte Dante: lol
[9:00:21 PM] Knife: his dream for an all male house has finally come true
[9:00:35 PM] Monte Dante: my dream too
[9:00:41 PM] Hedger: mary was robbed
[9:00:57 PM] Monte Dante: who did she get evicted against
[9:01:18 PM] Jacob: bboy
[9:01:28 PM] Monte Dante: oh ya
[9:02:04 PM] VelociRaptor: You get slowly sucked further and further into the black hole, is this the end of the EMBB house? Is this the end of the game? Will we be able to crown a winner?

[8:55:56 PM] Knife: wow
[8:55:58 PM] Jacob: That keeps with the spirit
[8:56:15 PM] VelociRaptor: yuujin you have been evicted from the Big Brother house
[8:56:21 PM] Jacob: :(
[8:56:23 PM] yuujin (elsa): :(
[8:56:23 PM] Knife: :( good game yuu
[8:56:25 PM] Jacob: Yuujin ROBBED
[8:56:25 PM] VelociRaptor: Please pack up your things and say goodbye
[8:56:27 PM] Jacob: R OB B E D
[8:56:32 PM] *** yuujin (elsa) packs bags. ***
[8:56:57 PM] yuujin (elsa): this was fun. wish i won more, but sadly couldn't!! good luck to the remaining contestants <3
[8:57:12 PM] Knife: bye yuujin <3
[8:57:38 PM] VelociRaptor: Do you have anything else to say, yuujin?
[8:57:38 PM] Jacob: bye <3
[8:57:38 PM] Monte Dante: time for buyback
[8:57:49 PM] yuujin (elsa): not really
[8:57:55 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[8:58:10 PM] VelociRaptor: See you in the jury stage!
[8:58:16 PM] yuujin (elsa): o/
[8:58:23 PM] *** VelociRaptor removed yuujin (elsa) from this conversation. ***

[8:52:40 PM] Jacob: what the is wrong with u
[8:52:44 PM] Jacob: the government needs to run tests
[8:52:44 PM] Knife: 908 wtf
[8:52:44 PM] Jacob: on you
[8:52:50 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[8:52:52 PM] Jacob: you clearly have some sort of supergene
[8:53:00 PM] VelociRaptor: Which brings us to the veto ceremony
[8:53:03 PM] Knife: are x-men real?
[8:53:11 PM] Jacob: yes
[8:53:16 PM] VelociRaptor: Hedger chooses to use the Power of Veto on.........himself
[8:53:19 PM] Jacob: hedger could have his own movie
[8:53:30 PM] VelociRaptor: 100GOD must now make a renomination
[8:53:30 PM] yuujin (elsa): who am i up against whowho
[8:53:39 PM] VelociRaptor: That renomination is Knife
[8:53:45 PM] yuujin (elsa): ugly noms
[8:53:45 PM] Knife: :(
[8:53:48 PM] yuujin (elsa): BYE
[8:53:50 PM] VelociRaptor: Which means our final nominees are Knife and yuujin
[8:53:58 PM] Knife: :( :( :(
[8:54:09 PM] yuujin (elsa): (cry)
[8:54:32 PM] Monte Dante: there were no goodbye messages
[8:54:35 PM] Monte Dante: sad!
[8:54:39 PM] Jacob: ^
[8:54:48 PM] Knife: i hate fast forwards....
[8:55:16 PM] yuujin (elsa): don't do this to us scott...
[8:55:26 PM] VelociRaptor: And are we ready to say goodbye to our 6th place finisher
[8:55:36 PM] Monte Dante: no
[8:55:39 PM] VelociRaptor: By a vote
[8:55:40 PM] Jacob: no
[8:55:41 PM] VelociRaptor: Of
[8:55:46 PM] Jacob: i hope it’s unanimous
[8:55:50 PM] yuujin (elsa): no
[8:55:53 PM] VelociRaptor: 3-0

[8:51:36 PM] Hedger: Jacob's gonna win a challenge!
[8:51:38 PM] Monte Dante: the time on the top was relly annoying
[8:51:38 PM] Jacob: YASSSS
[8:51:41 PM] VelociRaptor: In 3rd place
[8:51:44 PM] Knife: yeah right he is
[8:51:48 PM] VelociRaptor: With a score of 55:02
[8:51:51 PM] VelociRaptor: Jacob!
[8:51:52 PM] Jacob: I WAS ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEDDDDDDD
[8:52:01 PM] Monte Dante: ill take a comfy second place
[8:52:02 PM] VelociRaptor: In 2nd place with a score
[8:52:06 PM] VelociRaptor: Of 233:14
[8:52:08 PM] VelociRaptor: Monte!
[8:52:11 PM] yuujin (elsa): jeez
[8:52:11 PM] Jacob: tf
[8:52:12 PM] Hedger: good effort
[8:52:15 PM] Jacob: how
[8:52:17 PM] Knife: jfc
[8:52:17 PM] yuujin (elsa): how
[8:52:18 PM] Monte Dante: ty
[8:52:20 PM] Jacob: do we have 2 robots in this house
[8:52:22 PM] Knife: go away
[8:52:22 PM] Hedger: lmao
[8:52:28 PM] VelociRaptor: Which means Hedger has won the power of veto with a score of 908:07
[8:52:30 PM] Jacob: LOL
[8:52:31 PM] Jacob: bye
[8:52:32 PM] yuujin (elsa): lmao
[8:52:32 PM] Monte Dante: once u get over the initial hump its all the saem
[8:52:33 PM] Jacob: bye
[8:52:34 PM] Monte Dante: same
[8:52:36 PM] Hedger: I nearly got to 1000 seconds

[8:46:07 PM] Hedger: I did bad tbh
[8:46:10 PM] Hedger: could have done better
[8:46:13 PM] Knife: suuure
[8:46:15 PM] Jacob: i got 2000
[8:46:18 PM] Monte Dante: lol
[8:46:18 PM] Knife: same
[8:46:22 PM] Knife: 2001
[8:46:23 PM] Hedger: nearly same
[8:47:39 PM] Jacob: the music made it harder for me
[8:47:41 PM] yuujin (elsa): ugly noms!!
[8:48:03 PM] Monte Dante: the whole gangs here
[8:48:08 PM] Monte Dante: it only took to f6
[8:48:26 PM] Knife: wheres saurabh?
[8:48:38 PM] Monte Dante: oh forgot
[8:48:41 PM] Knife: nice job monte
[8:48:44 PM] Monte Dante: ty
[8:49:33 PM] Jacob: is this break
[8:49:35 PM] Jacob: to make us fidget
[8:49:50 PM] Hedger: coffee break?
[8:50:35 PM] VelociRaptor: And I have the veto scores
[8:50:38 PM] VelociRaptor: In 6th place
[8:50:48 PM] VelociRaptor: With a score of 2:39
[8:50:51 PM] Jacob: i think i won this one
[8:50:53 PM] VelociRaptor: 100GOD
[8:50:54 PM] Hedger: lmfao
[8:50:58 PM] Jacob: damn good score
[8:50:58 PM] Monte Dante: 2 hours 39 minutes
[8:51:01 PM] VelociRaptor: In 5th place
[8:51:05 PM] VelociRaptor: With a score of 17:11
[8:51:08 PM] VelociRaptor: Yuujin!
[8:51:08 PM] yuujin (elsa): mee
[8:51:22 PM] VelociRaptor: In 4th place with a score of 40:56
[8:51:26 PM] VelociRaptor: Knife!
[8:51:29 PM] Jacob: omg I’m slaying
[8:51:30 PM] Jacob: IM SLAYING
[8:51:36 PM] VelociRaptor: Which leaves Jacob, Monte and Hedger

[8:44:36 PM] Knife: gj saurabh
[8:44:37 PM] Jacob: no keys??? lame
[8:44:38 PM] VelociRaptor: Hedger
[8:44:44 PM] VelociRaptor: Second nominee
[8:44:48 PM] VelociRaptor: Yuujin
[8:44:55 PM] Monte Dante: one of us is dying in 2 minutes
[8:44:58 PM] Jacob: (key)
[8:45:00 PM] Knife: yep :(
[8:45:17 PM] Monte Dante: hedger did u do this pov with music
[8:45:18 PM] VelociRaptor: I'll be back with veto scores shortly!
[8:45:23 PM] Jacob: wtf
[8:45:23 PM] Knife: fjslgflskhgka
[8:45:25 PM] Hedger: yes, the music is the best part
[8:45:26 PM] Jacob: LMAO
[8:45:26 PM] Hedger: of the game
[8:45:29 PM] Knife: scott wtf lol
[8:45:31 PM] Jacob: we know hedger won
[8:45:32 PM] Hedger: I can rock out to that all day long
[8:45:33 PM] Hedger: lmfao
[8:45:35 PM] Hedger: yeah
[8:45:38 PM] Monte Dante: i did good when i zoned out
[8:45:45 PM] Monte Dante: but when i focused I always hit the shae
[8:45:49 PM] Hedger: I think the better question is whether you all combined can even manage half my score
[8:45:56 PM] Monte Dante: i did good
[8:46:00 PM] Jacob: same
[8:46:00 PM] Knife: i did not
[8:46:01 PM] Jacob: I did good

[8:42:43 PM] Hedger: lol
[8:42:51 PM] VelociRaptor: In 4th place with a score of 118 (at least that's as far as my addled mind could determine)
[8:42:54 PM] VelociRaptor: Yuujin!
[8:42:55 PM] Hedger: lmfao
[8:42:57 PM] Jacob: lOL
[8:43:01 PM] Jacob: that’s actually
[8:43:03 PM] Jacob: impressive
[8:43:06 PM] VelociRaptor: In 3rd place with a score of 24
[8:43:10 PM] VelociRaptor: Knife!
[8:43:14 PM] Jacob: omg second
[8:43:16 PM] Jacob: or did i win
[8:43:21 PM] VelociRaptor: So we're down to Jacob and 100GOD for HOH
[8:43:33 PM] VelociRaptor: The winner of the HOH with a score of 4
[8:43:34 PM] Jacob: if i win a challenge I’m gonna go masurbate to the congratulations messages
[8:43:36 PM] VelociRaptor: 100GOD
[8:43:36 PM] Jacob: oh
[8:43:39 PM] Hedger: :o
[8:43:47 PM] VelociRaptor: Jacob that's gross
[8:43:51 PM] Jacob: don’t judge me
[8:43:55 PM] Hedger: what was Jacob's score
[8:43:59 PM] Monte Dante: IMR EADY
[8:43:59 PM] Hedger: did he nearly win a challenge for once
[8:44:06 PM] Jacob: I did decent but I don’t think I got near 4
[8:44:08 PM] Jacob: I think I had like 12
[8:44:12 PM] VelociRaptor: Jacob got 12
[8:44:14 PM] Jacob: ye
[8:44:23 PM] VelociRaptor: Let's get into the nominees
[8:44:28 PM] Jacob: :c
[8:44:33 PM] VelociRaptor: First nominee

[8:22:04 PM] VelociRaptor: Hello everyone
[8:22:09 PM] yuujin (elsa): \o/
[8:22:20 PM] VelociRaptor: I took an Advil and should be well enough to calculate stuff now
[8:22:27 PM] yuujin (elsa): woooo!!! tnx scott
[8:22:33 PM] Jacob: I need to be on heavy drugs for this
[8:22:37 PM] Jacob: Because I’m very nervous
[8:22:44 PM] VelociRaptor: When I don't take an advil my temperature hovers around 102
[8:29:02 PM] Monte Dante: READY
[8:29:08 PM] Jacob: (worry)
[8:35:38 PM] Knife: ugh
[8:35:53 PM] Jacob: i have a good idea for a twist
[8:35:55 PM] Jacob: it’s like a fast forward
[8:35:58 PM] Jacob: but instead of being fast
[8:36:02 PM] Jacob: each action gets 24 hours
[8:36:10 PM] Jacob: 24 hours for HOH, for noms, POV, votes
[8:36:26 PM] Knife: that sounds like a good idea
[8:36:29 PM] Knife: id play that
[8:37:01 PM] Hedger: Who would ever think of such a crazy twist
[8:37:24 PM] Jacob: (blush)
[8:38:09 PM] Knife: what about 24 hours to play pov, and 24 to decide to use it?
[8:38:18 PM] Jacob: oooh that’s a good idea
[8:38:21 PM] Jacob: but is that a balanced twist
[8:38:35 PM] Knife: eh i feel like it could work
[8:38:40 PM] Knife: if someone hosted it right
[8:41:29 PM] VelociRaptor: Who is ready for the HOH results?
[8:41:35 PM] Jacob: not me
[8:41:44 PM] VelociRaptor: Okay
[8:41:51 PM] Jacob: can we wait a few days
[8:41:54 PM] VelociRaptor: I guess we'll wait until tomorrow then
[8:41:56 PM] Jacob: yeh
[8:41:59 PM] Jacob: maybe like a week
[8:42:02 PM] VelociRaptor: Nah
[8:42:05 PM] VelociRaptor: Here we go
[8:42:08 PM] VelociRaptor: In 5th place
[8:42:14 PM] Jacob: (worry)
[8:42:16 PM] VelociRaptor: With a score of ABSTAIN
[8:42:19 PM] Jacob: mood
[8:42:20 PM] VelociRaptor: Hedger!
[8:42:36 PM] Jacob: I’m guessing 3rd place
[8:42:37 PM] Jacob: for me

when we've been waiting all season for this tea

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F*CK YEA YUUJIN STAYED IN

jack is doing god's work

good work out there jack

houseguests negging me because they refuse to acknowledge the truth. sad!

[10:36:45 PM] Jacob: mega!
[10:36:50 PM] Jacob: he’s my ultimate stanner

no

i really tried to make them realize the value of being entertaining y'all