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ask Sims anything

over 7 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

over 7 years
Those would require some huge buns.
over 7 years
Do you remember when people used to think we were the same person ?
over 7 years

illuminati says


Harrold says


Sims says

i don't mind eating animals because the only animals I care about are dogs




There are NO dogs in hot dogs. Would you believe it?


I'm sure they get significantly different search hits in Asia.


Yeah but the dog meat is processed into Hot Cows, obviously.
over 7 years
Soda wasn't good in competitive lobby, I can't imagine that he's good now. I would just say the playerbase is a lot worse so he seems competent.
over 7 years

Harrold says


Sims says

i don't mind eating animals because the only animals I care about are dogs




There are NO dogs in hot dogs. Would you believe it?


I'm sure they get significantly different search hits in Asia.
over 7 years

UniversalStudios says

Is Jeff really a better player than Soda?


i haven't played this game since 2015 but at the time both were reasonably the same skill level with effort, Jeff is probably better though because soda doesn't try
over 7 years
I genuinely like that video.
over 7 years
Do you want to eat those birds?
over 7 years

Sachy says

https://youtu.be/FuA5tO_c7s4 How do feel about this


over 7 years

Sachy says

https://youtu.be/FuA5tO_c7s4 How do feel about this


i don't know how to feel about this
over 7 years
I think I cried watching something recently. Oh yeah. I was on the plane and I was watching La La Land, and I had to awkwardly look around a bit because I could feel a lump in my throat growing.
over 7 years
https://youtu.be/FuA5tO_c7s4 How do feel about this
over 7 years

Bebop says

when was the last time, prior to making this thread of course, that you cried


sometime in February I think
over 7 years

Sachy says

Last time you ruined a thread. Aka yesterday


did i ruin a thread yesterday i do not recall
over 7 years



very interesting interview with a nutritionist
over 7 years
Last time you ruined a thread. Aka yesterday
over 7 years
I think I'm going to get some new cats soon.
over 7 years
when was the last time, prior to making this thread of course, that you cried
over 7 years

Sims says

i don't mind eating animals because the only animals I care about are dogs




There are NO dogs in hot dogs. Would you believe it?
over 7 years
Is Jeff really a better player than Soda?
over 7 years
i am slowly getting closer to tears
over 7 years

Sims says

i don't mind eating animals because the only animals I care about are dogs


dogs are best.
over 7 years
aside from dogs every other animal was created to make carbon dioxide and feed me
over 7 years
Shacky might cry if we don't ask him questions
over 7 years
i don't mind eating animals because the only animals I care about are dogs