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ask Sims anything

over 7 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

over 7 years
Shitposting is real.
over 7 years

Sims says

taking a hearty sh!t


me rn lol. the best time for forum cruisin'
over 7 years
taking a hearty sh!t
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or when you do see the above message

where were you at 2:07 pm EST, thursday, august 3rd, 2017
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hi jared, where are you rn
over 7 years

Sims says

the whole thing is based around the illusion of sincerity


oh shi* you've figured out my Clever Disguise
over 7 years
d*amn you guys are shattering my fragile ego
over 7 years
i don't like to make posts detracting from people but sometimes they give me the alley-oop and I'd be remiss to not dunk that sh!t
over 7 years
You know, I don't really know you, and unless you're an alt - I don't think I've had the pleasure of playing with you in a game. However, I absolutely love your pleasant attitude that I can see from this comment alone, and I'm very fond of the name Stanley. With those things combined, I'm willing to bet that you are quite the incredible person :D
over 7 years
I don't like making those kinds of posts in all honesty, but when someone posts about this sort of stuff so often, it's hard not to.
over 7 years
Coffee is probably more of a sensitive issue for him.
over 7 years
I think a good anime series would be pjm and Connor back to back with guns pointed to the sky, although guns are probably too male dominant, so they would need something else (suggestions in the comments below please), fighting the progressive liberal values in our white supremacist, capitalistic, patriarchal society.
over 7 years
do you think Matt also grabs girls by the p#ssy or does he ask them out to coffee first
over 7 years

Sims says


Harrold says

I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.


the catch is that he actually is the bourgeoisie, he just doesn't realize it yet


Him and Connor.
over 7 years
I had an interesting chat with Matt about Donald Trump's #GrabHerByThePussy video.
over 7 years

Harrold says

I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.


the catch is that he actually is the bourgeoisie, he just doesn't realize it yet
over 7 years
hmu if any of you want to hear me vent and or talk about some serious emotional stuff because i'm currently in a very difficult and bad place and i want to talk to someone but im also too insecure to ask for help unless they specifically volunteer their services but even then im weird about it.

also ill do opinions soon i promis
over 7 years
I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.
over 7 years
i bet Matt has a Tumblr
over 7 years
today I took a midterm that I almost definitely failed because I didn't know any of the answers to anything but I did use a question about sexual biology to write a SICK essay on how the proletariat needs to have more children so they can overthrow the bourgeoisie
over 7 years
Kino no Tabi is great because each episode poses a philosophical question that both depresses you and piques your curiosity - and it was pretty progressive for its time for having an androgynous protagonist and it being a casual thing
over 7 years
Speaking of deaf people.

over 7 years
im glad we had the same thought process
over 7 years
Diary entry #1: I just snuck in alcohol into my dorm with a backpack that has its zipper half broken, and my boss almost caught me. I'm disappointed that I felt such an adrenaline rush while doing it.
over 7 years
I work as a desk receptionist which means I'm a "guard" who watches out for sketchy stuff and also does basic stuff with mail and such. It's a really easy job and I'm doing it because I'm a slave to the capitalistic society and I have no real autonomy.