ask Sims anything

Simsabout 9 years ago

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

Harroldabout 9 years ago
Shitposting is real.
Jeffabout 9 years ago
Sims
taking a hearty sh!t
me rn lol. the best time for forum cruisin'
Simsabout 9 years ago
taking a hearty sh!t
deletedabout 9 years ago
or when you do see the above message

where were you at 2:07 pm EST, thursday, august 3rd, 2017
deletedabout 9 years ago
hi jared, where are you rn
projectmattabout 9 years ago
Sims
the whole thing is based around the illusion of sincerity
oh shi* you've figured out my Clever Disguise
projectmattabout 9 years ago
d*amn you guys are shattering my fragile ego
Simsabout 9 years ago
i don't like to make posts detracting from people but sometimes they give me the alley-oop and I'd be remiss to not dunk that sh!t
Simsabout 9 years ago
You know, I don't really know you, and unless you're an alt - I don't think I've had the pleasure of playing with you in a game. However, I absolutely love your pleasant attitude that I can see from this comment alone, and I'm very fond of the name Stanley. With those things combined, I'm willing to bet that you are quite the incredible person :D
Harroldabout 9 years ago
I don't like making those kinds of posts in all honesty, but when someone posts about this sort of stuff so often, it's hard not to.
Harroldabout 9 years ago
Coffee is probably more of a sensitive issue for him.
Harroldabout 9 years agoedited
I think a good anime series would be pjm and Connor back to back with guns pointed to the sky, although guns are probably too male dominant, so they would need something else (suggestions in the comments below please), fighting the progressive liberal values in our white supremacist, capitalistic, patriarchal society.
Simsabout 9 years ago
do you think Matt also grabs girls by the p#ssy or does he ask them out to coffee first
Harroldabout 9 years ago
Sims
Harrold
I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.
the catch is that he actually is the bourgeoisie, he just doesn't realize it yet
Him and Connor.
Harroldabout 9 years ago
I had an interesting chat with Matt about Donald Trump's #GrabHerByThePussy video.
Simsabout 9 years ago
Harrold
I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.
the catch is that he actually is the bourgeoisie, he just doesn't realize it yet
Simsabout 9 years ago
Harroldabout 9 years ago
I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.
Simsabout 9 years ago
i bet Matt has a Tumblr
Simsabout 9 years ago
today I took a midterm that I almost definitely failed because I didn't know any of the answers to anything but I did use a question about sexual biology to write a SICK essay on how the proletariat needs to have more children so they can overthrow the bourgeoisie
Harroldabout 9 years ago
Kino no Tabi is great because each episode poses a philosophical question that both depresses you and piques your curiosity - and it was pretty progressive for its time for having an androgynous protagonist and it being a casual thing
Harroldabout 9 years ago
Speaking of deaf people.

Simsabout 9 years ago
im glad we had the same thought process
Simsabout 9 years ago
Diary entry #1: I just snuck in alcohol into my dorm with a backpack that has its zipper half broken, and my boss almost caught me. I'm disappointed that I felt such an adrenaline rush while doing it.
Harroldabout 9 years ago
I work as a desk receptionist which means I'm a "guard" who watches out for sketchy stuff and also does basic stuff with mail and such. It's a really easy job and I'm doing it because I'm a slave to the capitalistic society and I have no real autonomy.