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ask Sims anything

over 7 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

over 7 years
Shacky what movies do you like ?
over 7 years
i used to keep a log of excerpts I really liked from books just to read through every once in a while. words can be really cool sometimes, the way authors describe things is really fun
over 7 years

Sims says

honestly ive found that i keep going through embarrassing phases in my life as i keep aging. i thought it was supposed to stop when i turned 20.



this is actually my favorite mattism because it's the most sincere thing he's ever posted, being unabashedly matt while also being hilarious
over 7 years
I have a folder on this computer specifically for quotes I liked from the series Black Sails. Obviously they're not my own in this case, but still.
over 7 years

Sims says

honestly ive found that i keep going through embarrassing phases in my life as i keep aging. i thought it was supposed to stop when i turned 20.



Before my old laptop's harddrive went corrupt, I had a massive folder dedicated to poetry, expressions, one liners, and the such-like.
over 7 years
honestly ive found that i keep going through embarrassing phases in my life as i keep aging. i thought it was supposed to stop when i turned 20.
over 7 years
are we setting up for a classic game of knifey spoony
over 7 years
The illusion of sincerity would be a great book title.
over 7 years
the whole thing is based around the illusion of sincerity
over 7 years
The question is, my friend, the knife or the teaspoon?

These are the questions that have haunted me my whole life.
over 7 years
I like how he says she is really sincere and kind, and possibly too nice for EM, but then in the same breath admits he hasn't spoken to her that much.

Seems like an insincere opinion if you ask me.
over 7 years
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - project matt
over 7 years
i don't know what's harder, dating or coffee
over 7 years
i think youre a really sincere and kind person and i think youre probably too nice for this site! i never spoke to you that much but i've had a lot of friends that speak super well of you, so im assuming youre a pretty great person. i remember that you tried to talk to me on skype for a while and i enjoyed talking back to you but i was in a weird drunken depressive college phase so i probably didnt hold the best conversation at the time, lol. my bad.
over 7 years
Wow dating seems hard man.
over 7 years
i actually thought that was some kind of reddit copy paste before I fact checked it
over 7 years
So some girl is flirting with him but he thinks it's complicated to ask her for a coffee because there's a possibility that she might have a boyfriend.
over 7 years
When asked if he would considering asking a girl for coffee:

that's where it gets kind of complicated because im p sure that they flirt with me a lot, but i also think they have a boyfriend. (but im like 89% sure they like me because of certain stuff they do/say)

but as long as they are in a relationship that isn't something i should get into. also, im going back to college soon so i wont be able to see them. maybe if they are around next summer i'll see what happens.

they did say they were gonna text me soon, so maybe they'll make the first move. idk.

(I haven't read this, but the word 'complicated' stood out as I glanced. I don't know how coffee can be complicated. Let's have a read.)
over 7 years
that's a really unique question. you strike me as having a way better social life than most people on epicmafia do, but i think the biggest trait ive noticed is that you seem very ambitious. in particular, it seems from your snapchat that youre either doing or trying to pursue Big Things, and that's good.
over 7 years
im sure it felt amazing
over 7 years

Sims says


Harrold says

im incredibly bored and i quit my job so i have like a week with nothing to do

ask me for an opinion/thoughts/questions about anything and i will answer honestly and with effort


my question is: did it feel good pressing the Post button on this or do you feel dirty and a sense of shame?


I couldn't tell you when the last time was that I experienced shame. It felt good.
over 7 years
hmm you know, i dated someone on epicmafia before and it ended up being a rough experience. i'm not fond of long-distance relationships and i dont think i could get into one again.

there are maybe 1 or 2 people i would consider dating if we could regularly meet and had a plan to be near each other, but nah
over 7 years

Harrold says

im incredibly bored and i quit my job so i have like a week with nothing to do

ask me for an opinion/thoughts/questions about anything and i will answer honestly and with effort


my question is: did it feel good pressing the Post button on this or do you feel dirty and a sense of shame?
over 7 years
im incredibly bored and i quit my job so i have like a week with nothing to do

ask me for an opinion/thoughts/questions about anything and i will answer honestly and with effort
over 7 years
im starving this sucks