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ask Sims anything

Sims
over 7 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

Harrold
over 7 years
Look at the chicken chaser.
Zhuorb
over 7 years

Sims says

stop being fat is actually great advice it just hurts in the short term


chubby chasers are a gift from the gods
illuminati
over 7 years
It's just far too large and disproportionate
illuminati
over 7 years
It looks like that guy's pre-photo had the face Photoshopped on
Sims
over 7 years
apparently we're the same height and that is relatively off-putting
Zhuorb
over 7 years
quiet, before I take a giant shít on your doorstep
Sachy
over 7 years

Sims says

the only reason people still don't think that is because I reassigned my gender to Sims instead of shacky, Sachy/shacky was too similar for the idiots that play this game


clearly we are the same person having a conversation with ourself
Bebop
over 7 years
http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/chef-lost-21-stone-after-friend-text-him-fat-f-every-day-for-six-weeks-5040205/
Harrold
over 7 years



A Sophie Ellis Bextor classic.
Sims
over 7 years
stop being fat is actually great advice it just hurts in the short term
Harrold
over 7 years
So is your degenerate culture.
Zhuorb
over 7 years
but they aren't wrong
Sims
over 7 years
i don't know who that is
Zhuorb
over 7 years
all of those are absolutely horrible
Harrold
over 7 years
Sims, what are your thoughts on Sophie Ellis Bextor?
Harrold
over 7 years
Actually it would seem my reading is at fault, sorry Indian, I thought you squeezed an 'and' in there.
Sachy
over 7 years

Zhuorb says

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received


was it just be happy to cure depression
Harrold
over 7 years
Like if you were asked to perform as a character in a play, I imagine being yourself would be terrible advice.
Sims
over 7 years

Zhuorb says

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received


stop being fat
Harrold
over 7 years

Zhuorb says

what's the best worst piece of advice you've received


'Be yourself' depending on the situation.

Seeing as your question is flawed, unless it was intended that way.
Sachy
over 7 years
Sims is a good gender
Harrold
over 7 years
LetzSach
Zhuorb
over 7 years
what's the best worst piece of advice you've received
Sims
over 7 years
the only reason people still don't think that is because I reassigned my gender to Sims instead of shacky, Sachy/shacky was too similar for the idiots that play this game
illuminati
over 7 years
Personally though I'm a fan of the big buns.