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Congregants of the Church

JamalMarley
over 7 years

What We Are

The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join

All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies

  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
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Divine!
29
Delightful!
BSelser
almost 7 years
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING IVE BECOME
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

MrsClaus says

I am officially WOKEN!


Wonderful!
MrsClaus
almost 7 years
I am officially WOKEN!
Kare2
almost 7 years
lmao wtf is this
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

ogwam says

u might get more followers if u just get a normal social life like your average well-adjusted human being.


User ogwam is so obsessed!
deletedalmost 7 years

ogwam says

u might get more followers if u just get a normal social life like your average well-adjusted human being.


i lolled. though maybe you're being ironic. there are barely any of the kind of people you're describing on this website.
ogwam
almost 7 years
u might get more followers if u just get a normal social life like your average well-adjusted human being.
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
We are approaching 60 congregants!
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
Our expansion into the Main lobby is going incredibly well!
JamalMarley
almost 7 years

LazyYami says

I would like the holy church of Ja'al,


Divine news!
deletedalmost 7 years
I would like the holy church of Ja'al,
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
Those congregants who are willing to take the next step and become one with the church may choose this image to be their new avatar:

https://i.imgur.com/H2aqlUA.png
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
Welcome new congregants!
deletedalmost 7 years
these mad haters try to align themselves opposite from the church and then cry when they dont get to join. yall tripping. get woke.
Volta
almost 7 years

Sakin says

Surely if you were such an accepting group, here to make sandbox a more pleasant place, you wouldn't be exclusionary. In fact, if I think a group is the 'kindest and most positive,' I would think that if the members were in another group correlating to their interests (and not interests that are anti-Jamal, may I add - there has never been rivalry declared), that would be not be a dealbreaker.
I won't go so far as to call you homophobic, but surely ostracising others is just hypocritical to the 'message' you want to spread.


Go back to Town Of Salem lmaoooo nerd
Sakin
almost 7 years
Surely if you were such an accepting group, here to make sandbox a more pleasant place, you wouldn't be exclusionary. In fact, if I think a group is the 'kindest and most positive,' I would think that if the members were in another group correlating to their interests (and not interests that are anti-Jamal, may I add - there has never been rivalry declared), that would be not be a dealbreaker.
I won't go so far as to call you homophobic, but surely ostracising others is just hypocritical to the 'message' you want to spread.
zoella
almost 7 years
Lord Ja'al,

please consider removing dyke from this list. since she is in GAYng, we cannot trust her authenticity and devotion to the Church and cannot accept her as a WOKEN Warrior. we can provide links to demonstrate her disinterest, if need be.
deletedalmost 7 years

rockgirlnikki says


rockgirlnikki says


ICouldBeYourBrother says

ICouldBeYourBrother reporting with the ICouldBeYourFamily division.

ICouldBeYourDad
ICouldbeYourMum
ICouldBeYourSister
ICouldbeYourSon
ICouldBeYourDaughter

50 members just became 56


Some of those players don't exist...





User rockgirlnikki is a liar. She attempts to destroy a family. She lies and then she lies. But we are nice people,User rockgirlnikki repent and we shall forgive!!!
JamalMarley
almost 7 years
The congregation is growing!
rockgirlnikki
almost 7 years

rockgirlnikki says


ICouldBeYourBrother says

ICouldBeYourBrother reporting with the ICouldBeYourFamily division.

ICouldBeYourDad
ICouldbeYourMum
ICouldBeYourSister
ICouldbeYourSon
ICouldBeYourDaughter

50 members just became 56


Some of those players don't exist...

Volta
almost 7 years

JM123 says

Greetings,

I've been in contacts with WOKEN Plissken, I've bowed down to our lord and ruler Ja'al, so I'm in


WOKEN JM123 reporting in.


Delightfully Divine!
JM123
almost 7 years
Greetings,

I've been in contacts with WOKEN Plissken, I've bowed down to our lord and ruler Ja'al, so I'm in


WOKEN JM123 reporting in.
ReadyForBready
almost 7 years

quasimodo says

remember when readyforbready said they were leaving this dumb website until the dumb plissken stuff blew over and then joined the church anyways because theyve been replaced with a robot version of themself


That's absurd. I hope you have some sort of evidence to back up this ridiculous accusation.
JM123
almost 7 years
hey im not sure what the duck is this, but it looks like a dank meme

sign me in, fellow JM
ookami
almost 7 years
I didn't realize the gay club and jamals cult were rivals.

Here I thought you were all about acceptance, but I guess you're homophobic.

And before you deny being homophobic? Yea, kicking people from your club for being in a gayng is way closer to homophobia than say... I dunno.... calling someone a clown is racist.