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Congregants of the Church

about 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
32
Divine!
29
Delightful!
over 6 years
This is what happens when I leave for a year. My presence ,despite being volatile at times, was a natural deterrent to whatever this is.

edit: I'll join for tokens
over 6 years
The Church grows, so does our faith!
over 6 years

Gorness says


nearbeer says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense


im going to stop because bebop is going to give me a harassment vio for "harassing" you


Then do not harass me.


Harassment is wrong.





page 14 was the best thing that happened to this cult, jamal
over 6 years

nearbeer says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense


im going to stop because bebop is going to give me a harassment vio for "harassing" you


Then do not harass me.


Harassment is wrong.

over 6 years
If I call you gay, you'll say it's slander. That's sensitive because it shouldn't offend you unless you're a super straightie.
over 6 years
Untrue.
over 6 years

JamalMarley says


bitsy says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense


im going to stop because bebop is going to give me a harassment vio for "harassing" you


Then do not harass me.


I don't you're just sensitive to my words
over 6 years
We have reached 60 grand congregants!

Congratulations to congregant #60, Andry, for becoming a member of the Holy Church of Jamal and beginning his path to enlightenment!
over 6 years
Page 14 is pretty gruesome
over 6 years

JamalMarley says


bitsy says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense


im going to stop because bebop is going to give me a harassment vio for "harassing" you


Then do not harass me.


Harassment is wrong.
over 6 years

bitsy says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense


im going to stop because bebop is going to give me a harassment vio for "harassing" you


Then do not harass me.
over 6 years

bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense


im going to stop because bebop is going to give me a harassment vio for "harassing" you
over 6 years

JamalMarley says


bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.


that is also nonsense
over 6 years

bitsy says


JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!


Untrue.
over 6 years

JamalMarley says


bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.


oh jamal, your thread IS nonsense!
over 6 years

bitsy says




Do not post this nonsense on my grand thread.
over 6 years
over 6 years
Spectacular!
over 6 years
Praise be upon thee Jamal!
over 6 years

JamalMarley says


bitsy says

you know what's cringier than this cult? the fact that plissken says i have a secret admiration for jamal


You do have a secret admiration for me.

You are heartbroken that I do not have feelings for you like you have for me.


I'm heartbroken you gave me a respiratory infection instead of the flu :(
over 6 years

bitsy says

you know what's cringier than this cult? the fact that plissken says i have a secret admiration for jamal


You do have a secret admiration for me.

You are heartbroken that I do not have feelings for you like you have for me.
over 6 years
i dont wanna be part of the WOKEN warriors anymore. bye.

still gonna be jamal follower tho but i dont like the way pissken just asks all of the WOKEN warriors to say stupid s*it on threads or reports and all the other requests he gives.
over 6 years

YellowPear says


bitsy says

you know what's cringier than this cult?






That's my jam tbh
over 6 years

bitsy says

you know what's cringier than this cult?


over 6 years
you know what's cringier than this cult? the fact that plissken says i have a secret admiration for jamal