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Congregants of the Church

about 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
32
Divine!
29
Delightful!
over 5 years
Greetings.
almost 6 years
That's... really sad. I can't even feel mad, I'm just disappointed.
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yes
almost 6 years
Did he actually send you a request after you left Clovers?
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almost 6 years

Shoopie says

Thats pretty messed up Jamal, It could almost be considered slander.


It most definitely could not.
almost 6 years
Thats pretty messed up Jamal, It could almost be considered slander.
almost 6 years
why am i still in this wtf?!
almost 6 years

Nakhhash says

there i left clovers remove me


That is fine. I think you would be an excellent fit to join the Holy Church of Jamal family -- I will send you an invitation.
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there i left clovers remove me
almost 6 years
There is no cult.

Those who wish to be removed may leave the colony in which they are a part of.
almost 6 years
Also BlackLucio doesn't like his name up there (:
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let's talk about removing people from your cult that don't want to be in it
almost 6 years
Let's talk about The Revival: https://epicmafia.com/topic/89892
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okay whatever but would you remove me
almost 6 years
It is not a cult.
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Nakhhash says


JamalMarley says


Nakhhash says

remove me from your cult


Your family, Clovers, is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal. You are thereby a member of the Church.


okay so if i left clovers i would leave the church?


and you would remove me from your list of cult members
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JamalMarley says


Nakhhash says

remove me from your cult


Your family, Clovers, is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal. You are thereby a member of the Church.


okay so if i left clovers i would leave the church?
almost 6 years

Nakhhash says

remove me from your cult


Your family, Clovers, is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal. You are thereby a member of the Church.
almost 6 years
Remove your cult
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remove me from your cult
almost 6 years
since when am i amember of this? what the fuсk?!
remove this instance
almost 6 years
Congratulations user Notary for being the first member of the Holy Church of Jamal's Hall of Fame!

Although this user has disappeared, he was a very loyal and devoted user during the advent of the Church and it did not go unnoticed. His legacy will forever be cemented in this thread. He is what ever congregant should aspire to be.
almost 6 years

JamalMarley says

We have surpassed 70 great congregants!


its actually spelled 'cretains'. yw
almost 6 years
We have surpassed 70 great congregants!