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Congregants of the Church

over 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
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Divine!
29
Delightful!
deletedover 6 years
Buckle thyself, chaste virgin smasher! Thee hast been found in violation of the foundational principles of the church of Fecus Fellatius. Submit thyself immediately to retribution or face the wrath of my mighty little member!
over 6 years
This immaturity on my grand thread must stop, user quasimodo!
over 6 years
I read divine and delightful using the man's voice in candy crush
deletedover 6 years
i like to eat poop out of jamal's butt while he sits at his computer spinning out the word of the lord
over 6 years
Why tf is this meme back
over 6 years

JamalMarley says

i just pooped my pants lol im just sitting here like a baby with poop in my pants

over 6 years
Congregants of the poop
over 6 years

JamalMarley says

i pee my pants twice a day and dont even change my pants

over 6 years

JamalMarley says

We will soon be accepting new members! The next expedition of the Church begins soon!


can it be an expedition in club penguin rewritten that'd be neat
over 6 years

rctnk99 says

Can we not and say we did? The website is hurting pretty badly right now Jamal, we don't need this church sh!t hurtling it towards permanent death.


This website is hurting badly and this is why the Church must begin the new mission to save the lobby. Yet your idea to save the entire site is grand -- we will do it!
over 6 years
Can we not and say we did? The website is hurting pretty badly right now Jamal, we don't need this church sh!t hurtling it towards permanent death.
deletedover 6 years

JamalMarley says

We will soon be accepting new members! The next expedition of the Church begins soon!


can we have the list of deletion back?
over 6 years
We will soon be accepting new members! The next expedition of the Church begins soon!
over 6 years
someone put the anti-church hitlist back up
deletedover 6 years

Negra says


JM123 says

this was such a lit meme

why did it die :/


becuase it was trash


not as trash as everyone in it
deletedover 6 years
God I love bubsy's feet
over 6 years
:thonk:
over 6 years
I cc trash
over 6 years

JM123 says

this was such a lit meme

why did it die :/


becuase it was trash
over 6 years
this was such a lit meme

why did it die :/
almost 7 years
Probably never.
almost 7 years
When will you remove me from your list?
almost 7 years
Uh no, clearly I'm the top dog.
Huskies are always top dogs.
almost 7 years
Bro my name is k9trip we all know im the top dog
almost 7 years

k9trip says

^ dooze jamal is offending my religon ban them


I am the top dog of this lobby -- I will not be banned.