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Congregants of the Church

over 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
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Divine!
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Delightful!
almost 7 years
remember when readyforbready said they were leaving this dumb website until the dumb plissken stuff blew over and then joined the church anyways because theyve been replaced with a robot version of themself
almost 7 years
sad you wont let dyke be in both. i would. yall need to be more accepting
almost 7 years
User dyke is not a WOKEN Warrior and never was. They would gladly be accepted if they could put Ja'al's values first, but they have to take joining into consideration, which is not promising. They are apart of GAYNG, our rivals.

We only truly have 48 members, not 49.
almost 7 years

ICouldBeYourBrother says

ICouldBeYourBrother reporting with the ICouldBeYourFamily division.

ICouldBeYourDad
ICouldbeYourMum
ICouldBeYourSister
ICouldbeYourSon
ICouldBeYourDaughter

50 members just became 56


Some of those players don't exist...
almost 7 years
There are so many great users joining the congregation!
deletedalmost 7 years
awaken awaken awaken, take the land that must be taken.

awaken awaken awaken, devour world, smite forsaken.

awaken.
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ICouldBeYourBrother reporting with the ICouldBeYourFamily division.

ICouldBeYourDad
ICouldbeYourMum
ICouldBeYourSister
ICouldbeYourSon
ICouldBeYourDaughter

50 members just became 56
almost 7 years
Wonderful news! Well met!
almost 7 years
Epicmafia user WOKEN ReadyForBready here with the equally WOKEN achievement of being the 50th member of the Holy Church of Jamal! Rejoice!
almost 7 years
Wonderful news! The next congregant to join the Holy Church of Jamal will be our 50th member!

Such an outstanding achievement!
almost 7 years
We welcome you with open arms, BenKenobi!
almost 7 years

BenKenobi says

Please I have been shunned by people, bullied, harassed. I need a safe haven. I want to join Lord Ja'al because the high road is the best road....the higher I go the closer I become to god.


Delightful news!
almost 7 years
Please I have been shunned by people, bullied, harassed. I need a safe haven. I want to join Lord Ja'al because the high road is the best road....the higher I go the closer I become to god.
almost 7 years
Welcome new congregants!
almost 7 years

blondemermaid1 says


ivana says

Our Lord Ja'al, I regret to inform you that blondemermaid1 has been terminated for displaying disloyalty and is no longer a WOKEN Warrior and therefore was taken off the WOKEN list. This was decided as a GROUP decision that was made in your morals and ethnic grounds. We live to praise you Lord Ja'al, and DELETE members who continue to spread toxins.


LOL, goal achieved. The funniest part is I joined ironically, just to irritate Pliss. And it worked :)


Do not attempt to bully the great congregants.
almost 7 years

ivana says

Our Lord Ja'al, I regret to inform you that blondemermaid1 has been terminated for displaying disloyalty and is no longer a WOKEN Warrior and therefore was taken off the WOKEN list. This was decided as a GROUP decision that was made in your morals and ethnic grounds. We live to praise you Lord Ja'al, and DELETE members who continue to spread toxins.


LOL, goal achieved. The funniest part is I joined ironically, just to irritate Pliss. And it worked :)
almost 7 years
add me
almost 7 years
Our Lord Ja'al, I regret to inform you that blondemermaid1 has been terminated for displaying disloyalty and is no longer a WOKEN Warrior and therefore was taken off the WOKEN list. This was decided as a GROUP decision that was made in your morals and ethnic grounds. We live to praise you Lord Ja'al, and DELETE members who continue to spread toxins.
almost 7 years
jamal is joel osteen
almost 7 years

blondemermaid1 says

He happens to rep your church? Duh.


All users represent my grand church. If you believe there is an issue that needs to be investigated then you may privately message me.

As stated in this thread, we are a community set on spreading positivity and eradicating bullying and toxicity in the lobby and on the site -- nothing more.
almost 7 years
He happens to rep your church? Duh.
almost 7 years

blondemermaid1 says

I've been approached by Plissken to do some cult-sounding and I'm not cool with that.


I run the Holy Church of Jamal.
almost 7 years
I've been approached by Plissken to do some cult-sounding and I'm not cool with that.
almost 7 years
We are approaching 50 members!

How exciting!
almost 7 years

matt says

WOKEN matt


Wonderful!