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Congregants of the Church

about 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
32
Divine!
29
Delightful!
over 6 years
It has come to my attention that a group of toxic users has declared war on my great people.

Do not fret, users, my delightfully WOKEN Warriors will engage in this battle and conquer the opposition in order to keep our great women and children safe!
over 6 years
Woken Gorness here, so cool to be in!
Church is love, church is life!
over 6 years
WOKEN Gorness here, accept me, please
over 6 years

Volta says

If Jenny's in I'm out, take your side.


The Church is a sanctuary for all and a community for all -- we do not discriminate. Join together and squash any issues you may have for the greater good of the Church.
over 6 years
If Jenny's in I'm out, take your side.
over 6 years

Jenny says

im WOKEN jenny


Divine!
over 6 years
im WOKEN jenny
over 6 years

eris says

make me a congregant


Certainly!
deletedover 6 years
make me a congregant
over 6 years
Earth is flat!
deletedover 6 years
i was bald for ten year and now my hair started growing back. being WOKEN feels great!
over 6 years
NO BULLYING
over 6 years

i says

I wish to be WOKEN!



i says

I wish to be WOKEN!


Wonderful news!
over 6 years
lame
over 6 years

i says

I wish to be WOKEN!


Forgive WOKEN i, my lord. She is a little tired, but forever WOKEN. But she is already a WOKEN Warrior and her name was left off the list of members in your update. She just wanted her name added. She's just kind of shy is all.
over 6 years

i says

I wish to be WOKEN!


real talk are you speaking in first or third person
deletedover 6 years
I wish to be WOKEN!
over 6 years
There is simply no question that I am the greatest player to ever grace this or any mafia simulator game, as shown by this game:

https://epicmafia.com/game/6400016
over 6 years

Ace says

Ya my alt was in Golbumaniacs but I deleted the alt (Darling). As much bullying as I give you Jamal I am your ally till the end :O


Spectacular!
over 6 years
Ya my alt was in Golbumaniacs but I deleted the alt (Darling). As much bullying as I give you Jamal I am your ally till the end :O
deletedover 6 years
can you change my name you typoed its VWXYZ not VWYXZ I'm sorry for the confusion my lord
over 6 years
Another day, another circlejerk I ain't a part of.
over 6 years

calciumkid says

I was once 22 years old then jamal came into my life I'm now 23. Miracles happen, join people.


Wonderful!
deletedover 6 years
I was once 22 years old then jamal came into my life I'm now 23. Miracles happen, join people.
over 6 years

Shwartz99 says

The Second Church recognizes the old church as regained by Jamal, and thus its purpose has been served. I wish to be admitted into the church!


Certainly!