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Congregants of the Church

about 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
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Divine!
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Delightful!
almost 7 years
HE Hath Denied Us Tokens.
almost 7 years
HE Hath Risen.
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what is wrong with you people
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Soon.
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Soon.
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JamalMarley is dead and Plissken's 200th killed him.
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Praise HIS name and confess your sins for salvation is right around the corner for those willing to give themselves to the lord, your Jamal.

-TAFKAP
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Soon.
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Bebop says

eating jamal's cometh

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Plissken says

HIS return has been foretold. It is not too late to REPENT!!

The Greatest Day cometh...


go back to eating jamal's cometh and leave us alone
almost 7 years
HIS return has been foretold. It is not too late to REPENT!!

The Greatest Day cometh...
almost 7 years
Gay Pride was a few weeks ago, Jamal is late.
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almost 7 years
Repent! NOW! Before it's too late. HIS return was foretold before you were even a part of HIS vision. Blessed is the name of JamalMarley. We HIS children owe HIM our respect, gratitude and servitude. Honor the lord, your Jamal and have no others before HIM. Amen.
almost 7 years
Time for Christmas in July folks!
almost 7 years
The Greatest Day is coming. You had all better join the Holy Church of Jamal immediately!

2018 rapidly approaches and The Greatest Day is coming!
almost 7 years
or, wait, what if i killed a butterfly
almost 7 years
hypothetically, if jamal were to die somehow, would that mean all the other cultists would too
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Christopherzilla says

spacechupi is a Member of the Holy Church of Jamal and continually joins games and suicides n1. Is there anything you can do to set this user straight?


sacrifice him like the virgin he is
almost 7 years
spacechupi is a Member of the Holy Church of Jamal and continually joins games and suicides n1. Is there anything you can do to set this user straight?
almost 7 years

somethingwhatever says

u like being a cult leader?


I enjoy the cultist role -- yet the Holy Church of Jamal is no such thing so do not insinuate such.
almost 7 years
u like being a cult leader?
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The says




I see you have found my favourite role's icon. Did you browse my profile to learn this fact?
almost 7 years

somethingwhatever says




You are so incredibly disrespectful.
almost 7 years