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Congregants of the Church

about 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
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Divine!
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Delightful!
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Welcome all new congregants!
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fishswim says

i want to be a part of this church!


Excellent to hear, user fishswim. You know your options -- you must now choose.
about 7 years
i want to be a part of this church!
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homosexuality is a sin in the one true faith of Antiochian Orthodoxy
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blood4bloodgod says

Somebody let the russians and chechnyans know that the largest congregation of gays is right here in the church of Jamal.


How sad. Look at the incredibly homophobic user Blood4bloodgod.

Users, I don't know what to tell you. This homophobia in Sandbox despite many of our users being homosexual is awful. The Holy Church of Jamal supports all homosexuals and as stated previously, all are welcomed in the Church.
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Somebody let the russians and chechnyans know that the largest congregation of gays is right here in the church of Jamal.
about 7 years

JamalMarley says


Volta says

Can my family become the churn colon


You are not a part of a family and I understand why this is.


I was, but I left because I was too good for them.
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Volta says

Can my family become the churn colon


You are not a part of a family and I understand why this is.
about 7 years

Negra says

is this the new daily chat thread


You may post here daily, yes. The Congregants of the Church love interacting with the commoners.
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Can my family become the churn colon
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about 7 years
is this the new daily chat thread
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Coconutnut says

I was once blind, but now I see


Wonderful!
about 7 years

UltraAug says

opinions on bee fk

if you give the corect answer i wil lbecame church colony thing


I am not a homosexual.
about 7 years

tricksterer says

can my family become a colony church


Of course, user tricksterer.
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I was once blind, but now I see
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Ally says

I'm formerly of the Irrelevants and my new family is not a Sandbox family and won't accept the church. I'll state on my profile I'm a member.


BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVUEbJk59Jc
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a part not apart
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opinions on bee fk

if you give the corect answer i wil lbecame church colony thing
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I am the newest member of The Holy Church of Jamal!

I owe Jamal everything. He proves miracles can happen. I use to be a sad pathetic user, but thanks to HIM, I am on a path that is truly...

Glorious!
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Bruno says



who is this jesus guy?


my dad asked that same question and hes religious like... how are you even religious
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who is this jesus guy?
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who is this jesus guy?
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can my family become a colony church
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Ally says

I'm formerly of the Irrelevants and my new family is not a Sandbox family and won't accept the church. I'll state on my profile I'm a member.


Delightful!