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Congregants of the Church

over 7 years

What We Are


The Holy Church of Jamal is the most positive and uplifting community on EpicMafia. Each member supports and respects each other both on and off of the website. As we look to eradicate the toxicity that manifests itself on this site in order to spread our positivity and promote tolerance for those who need it the most. We do not tolerate bullying nor harassment and seek justice against those who harm others. This is far more than just a faith -- it is a way of life.

The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.

We value tolerance, respect, positivity, and community above all else.

Recently, EpicMafia and the Sandbox lobby have been plagued with inactivity in addition to the toxicity that we have struggled with for years. The Holy Church of Jamal is a league of champions, we are the saviours and we will save this lobby and this site from decaying any further -- we will inject new life into this website.

Join me on a path to enlightenment.

How to Join


All users are welcome in the Holy Church of Jamal. You have a few options to earn your membership to the Church:

1- Join the Church itself: https://epicmafia.com/family/10037

◘ You may privately message me or post on this thread if there is a slot available for another member of the Church and wish to join. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

2 - Join one of the Church's colonies

◘ The colonies of the Church are listed in the description of the Church. You may click the link above and privately message the owners of the colonies if you wish to join them. Ensure that you have a score of 1000+ located on your profile.

3 - Have your family become a colony of the Church

◘ Have the owner of your family put in the family's description that the family is a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal

4 - State on your profile that you are a member of the Holy Church of Jamal

◘ Post on this thread once you have stated on your profile that you are a member of the Church and you will be added to the list of congregants

5 - Declare your membership here

◘ You may declare yourself a member of the Church by requesting membership on this thread.

6 - Privately message JamalMarley

◘ If you are unable to post here due to a lack of karma or a forum ban and still wish to join the Church, you may privately message JamalMarley with a request to join and share why you are a fit for the Church.

Members of the Holy Church of Jamal and her Colonies


  1. JamalMarley (Holy Church of Jamal)
  2. Coconutnut (Holy Church of Jamal)
  3. Notary (Holy Church of Jamal)
  4. iminthetoilet (Holy Church of Jamal)
  5. Constantinople (Holy Church of Jamal)
  6. TheWitch (Holy Church of Jamal)
  7. RaMpUrl (Holy Church of Jamal)
  8. LordFuuba (Holy Church of Jamal)
  9. lions (Holy Church of Jamal)
  10. RadDudesman (Holy Church of Jamal)
  11. bite (Holy Church of Jamal)
  12. nomchu (The Irrelevants colony)
  13. Roddiix (The Irrelevants colony)
  14. HolidayBlues (The Irrelevants colony)
  15. Golbolco (Golbamaniacs colony)
  16. potatoz (Golbamaniacs colony)
  17. BigBulldog (Golbamaniacs colony)
  18. Jimbei (Golbamaniacs colony)
  19. fishswim
  20. spacechupi
  21. Ally
  22. Brianmertz
  23. UmaKompton
  24. Andry
  25. Volta
  26. YellowPear
  27. Hela
  28. HectorTheBandit
  29. Zoella
  30. VWXYZ
  31. yela
  32. LazyYami
  33. meg
  34. Megami
  35. MlCHAELJACKSON
  36. hannah393939
  37. jingahegami
  38. calciumkid
  39. Shwartz99
  40. Ace (Clovers colony)
  41. i
  42. eris
  43. Jenny
  44. Gorness (Holy Church of Jamal)
  45. matt
  46. WilliamPhips
  47. lildickygirl666
  48. MrsClaus
  49. BenKenobi
  50. ReadyForBready
  51. ICouldBeYourBrother
  52. ICouldBeYourDad
  53. ICouldbeYourMum
  54. ICouldBeYourSister
  55. ICouldbeYourSon
  56. ICouldBeYourDaughter
  57. JM123
  58. BadUmpire (Holy Church of Jamal)
  59. Altair (Clovers colony)
  60. Bannanaxd (Clovers colony)
  61. Taki (Clovers colony)
  62. imsohappy (Clovers colony)
  63. Kyanite (Clovers colony)
  64. numberwang (Clovers colony)
  65. Kermit (Clovers colony)
  66. OverTheTop (Clovers colony)
  67. Tashie (Clovers colony)
  68. Ashe (Clovers colony)
  69. jaesti (Clovers colony)
  70. zzippy (Clovers colony)
  71. Gutfish (Clovers colony)
  72. SandboxIsDeadbox
  73. SpookyNoodle
  74. banime
What would you describe this as?
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Divine!
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Delightful!
over 7 years
lmao i got it from google images this thing is like so many pixels idk y
over 7 years

somethingwhatever says




that's perfect, at first, it was just a blank image, a white block, but then, it was slowly showing from the top to the bottom, at the same time it was slowly giving me orgasmic and beatifull pleasure at watching L ron Hubbard.
over 7 years
over 7 years
hi guys i need a background
over 7 years

somethingwhatever says

r u saying a meme is not true, call the police


The image you posted is not true is what I am saying, yes. I do not appreciate you hating on the excellent community I have created.
over 7 years
r u saying a meme is not true, call the police
over 7 years

somethingwhatever says

i rather it be bad than me putting effort


Either way, it is a lie. This is not a cult but rather a positive and supportive community.
over 7 years
i rather it be bad than me putting effort
over 7 years
somethingwhatever's post would have been good if the text wasn't stretched to the point of near-illegibility
over 7 years
Wow.
over 7 years

somethingwhatever says




It is not a cult.
over 7 years
over 7 years

Hyperro says

Sounds like a cult


Joiiin uus.
over 7 years

Hyperro says

Sounds like a cult


Simply not true.

It's a supportive and positive community -- you should join us.
over 7 years
Sounds like a cult
over 7 years
abc
over 7 years
hi
over 7 years
Congregants who embody what it means to be a part of the Holy Church of Jamal will have their work recognized in the game section of the thread.

I hope to see great work from you all in the coming weeks -- this truly will be a hall of fame.
over 7 years
Welcome to all new congregants!

The layout of the thread has been changed and now it is easier to know how to join the Church!
over 7 years
It would be a pleasure to join.
over 7 years

Winter says

the cult wants to join as a jamal colony


Divine!

State within the description of your family that you are a colony of the Holy Church of Jamal.
over 7 years

fishswim says

Can u move my name as i dont want to be next to pissken


So be it.
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the cult wants to join as a jamal colony
over 7 years
Can u move my name as i dont want to be next to pissken
over 7 years
I Am that I Am.