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EM Bachelorette

deletedover 7 years

Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

xPooky
over 7 years
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Because catfish.
Bookkeeper
over 7 years
Hi, I make delicious food.
Megami
over 7 years

bulla says

you are the ugliest piece of dog shite i have ever seen in my life


And who said romance was dead.
take
over 7 years
Sup
lailai
over 7 years
Post here to be a contestant for EM Bachelor.
lailai
over 7 years
i have drugs
deletedover 7 years
Are you a school because I want to shoot inside you
deletedover 7 years
you are the ugliest piece of dog shite i have ever seen in my life
take
over 7 years
I ain't no hoarder but i wanna keep you forever<3
sex
over 7 years
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet 4ss. ;)
Nicol
over 7 years

Babe says

Sophia you are so wonderful, i'd divorce Nicol for you.

(don't tell her)


UM coughs
johnreid
over 7 years
Sophia you are so wonderful, i'd divorce Nicol for you.

(don't tell her)
Nicol
over 7 years
cody is a loyal ho'e
Dag
over 7 years
cody is loyal hmmmmm
Math
over 7 years
who deleted my post

and i'm not playing this
Dag
over 7 years
que pasa mija
Edark
over 7 years

zigma says

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'


I give up
deletedover 7 years

dust says

Petition to rename this game to what it actually is.

And we all know exactly what it is.


get out h9er
dust
over 7 years
Petition to rename this game to what it actually is.

And we all know exactly what it is.
Becomeclear
over 7 years
A thousand firefighters cant shut down my fire for you
sinead
over 7 years
Those b00bs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
Becomeclear
over 7 years
Baby you are so fine if I had a chocolate I'd give you half
DonLion
over 7 years

lilac says

Round 1:

Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.


I don't know whose wife I'll become in prison, but I'll always be your man.
deletedover 7 years
i wish i can make myself swoon too
Nicol
over 7 years
/me googles pickup lines

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