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EM Bachelorette

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Post below to be a contestant for EM Bachelorette, where you will win the hand of 2 of EM's finest bachelorettes:

1) ponds (https://epicmafia.com/user/329026#/)- everyone's fave gurl

2) Ellie (https://epicmafia.com/user/658526#/)- she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE

Round 1: Post your best pick-up line. The more creative the better.

No one will be eliminated, but there will be a winner picked by each of the girls.

Round 2:

Puns- Make a pun with one or both of the girls' names.

Again the winners will be picked by each of the girls and I'll be eliminating people this round who don't post.

ling
almost 8 years
Calvin said i have to hit up lilac
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lilac have you met my friend ling, he looks lke the guy in my avatar
deletedalmost 8 years
lilac is so f­ucking partial and biased
deletedalmost 8 years
i like how sophia got no description but ellie wsa just shoved down our throat this season
deletedalmost 8 years
yes
ling
almost 8 years
are you talking about me?
deletedalmost 8 years
she is a hot b1tch and my best friend be NICE
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ElIie says

OMG Mary what did you sign me up for...


<3

Also please submit your posts by Friday :)
blood4bloodgod
almost 8 years

Bookkeeper says


lailai says

http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^


dafuq this goes to my profile everytime i click on it


takes me to yours too
Bookkeeper
almost 8 years

lailai says

http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^


dafuq this goes to my profile everytime i click on it
deletedalmost 8 years

lailai says

http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^


I love you
Edark
almost 8 years

lailai says

http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^


freakin virus
deletedalmost 8 years
why did that link take me to thelastchromosome's profile page?
lailai
almost 8 years
http://lailai.thinks.this.is.the.cutest.person.on.epicmafia.net

^^
ElIie
almost 8 years
OMG Mary what did you sign me up for...
Whitepimp007
almost 8 years
Aight, can I play? I need me some moar grills.
deletedalmost 8 years
local mom & pop shop, it's also GREAT!
Gerry
almost 8 years

bonk says






where is that pizza from tho, looks good af
nightmann
almost 8 years
Winning a date with ponds and ellie is like finding out you have ball cancer. Actually going through with the date is like finding out the ball cancer metastasized to your brain and you have 3 days to live.
Tartosis
almost 8 years
Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
papuito
almost 8 years
You're not a vegetarian are you? Because i'd love to meat you.
blood4bloodgod
almost 8 years
At least looking at sophia will shed me a few pounds.
johnreid
almost 8 years
Sophia, seeing you is like going to McDonald's and getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
blood4bloodgod
almost 8 years
mostly looking for a little gay weeb into incest anime, but you'll do till then
somethingwhatever
almost 8 years
so touching, i love this community